The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Karla
Yeast causes fermentation, which can spoil food.
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@izzion Ah, ok.
In TMI, really TMI
It can also cause massive itching which can spoil other things.I warned you!
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
8 Out Of 10 Cats - Carrot in a Box – 05:40
0.5 Out Of 1 Schrodinger's Cats in a Box Agree It Isn't Dead.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh. Maybe I should wrap gifts more often?
I'm pretty sure it is nowhere as enjoyable.
Disclaimer: my husband does most of the wrapping of gifts.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh. Maybe I should wrap gifts more often?
I'm pretty sure it is nowhere as enjoyable.
Disclaimer: my husband does most of the wrapping of gifts.
Illuminating. Maybe?
I'm trying really hard not to read into that...
Edit: You know, out of respect.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Huh. Maybe I should wrap gifts more often?
I'm pretty sure it is nowhere as enjoyable.
Disclaimer: my husband does most of the wrapping of gifts.
Illuminating. Maybe?
I'm trying really hard not to read into that...
Edit: You know, out of respect.
No worries. I am not offended easily.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK ever tried getting something out of a dog's mouth when it wants to keep it?
Or the other way, get him to take his pills
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK ever tried getting something out of a dog's mouth when it wants to keep it?
Or the other way, get him to take his pills
Isn't it all about defiance?
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
get him to take his pills
That's a problem I rarely have. I have corgis. They eat anything that vaguely resembles food, including medicine. And some things that don't resemble food at all.
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I found this high quality review amusing :--) let me know if this has any PII for @blakeyrat I will remove it:
I used to hate network uptime. When the LAN was up for more than a few days at a time, I would get angry and punchy.
That has all changed, friends.
Now that I have the Netgear GSM7324, I don't have to worry about the network being up for too long; it automatically kills the LAN on it's own.
The best part is, it is totally unpredictable, so each time my users yell "Hey, I can't get to wiki" or "Is there something wrong with the Internet?", it's like a special surprise for everybody.
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Sure, I could have bought a Cisco, but that drab bluegreygreen color totally clashes with my server room. Also, there is my hatred of a stable network to consider.
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One last advantage of using this Netgear "layer 3 switch" is their superb support team. I used to have to sit on the phone with other company's support staff, getting answers to my questions, or offers to VPN in to take a look at the situation. Now, I am all smiles as I get the same exact say statement each time I call support.
I don't have to worry anymore about getting help with the problem from a qualified network engineer type.
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@Karla Um, the gist of the Mustafar battle was known long before the prequel trilogy was released.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mustafar
Is that anything like Pastafarianism?
No, it's a lion
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK ever tried getting something out of a dog's mouth when it wants to keep it?
Or the other way, get him to take his pills
And unfortunately, vague threats about there being more than one way to get the medicine in don't work nearly as well for dogs as they do for kids.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Though, at least it was probably a Darwin Award worthy endeavor, if he happened to die of complications from his little swim?
Freezing his balls off would be enough ...
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla Um, the gist of the Mustafar battle was known long before the prequel trilogy was released.
I always forget details and have to ask my husband to remind me of them. I just did a quick google search and up came links about the movie which I had make sure I didn't read anything.
Even worse is how far behind I am on The Walking Dead, I have to try and forget what I have heard as I try to catch up. I think I've only seen the 1st episode of the 5th season.
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@anonymous234 Checkmate,
atheistsgaymers!
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK ever tried getting something out of a dog's mouth when it wants to keep it?
Or the other way, get him to take his pills
And unfortunately, vague threats about there being more than one way to get the medicine in don't work nearly as well for dogs as they do for kids.
Tell me more about your goats...
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TIL that aside from song parodies, Weird Al also made tens of mock remontaged interviews with pop and rock stars. And they're awesomely crazy.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Even worse is how far behind I am on The Walking Dead, I have to try and forget what I have heard as I try to catch up. I think I've only seen the 1st episode of the 5th season.
Season summary
Coral does stupid things.
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@Boner One may not get the joke if not Brittish or Irish... which I ain't, so I had to read up on the guy.
Here's the actual tweet BTW: https://twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/812056948665413632
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One may not get the joke if not Brittish or Irish.
and?
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Merry Christmas
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was actually working on embedding a raspberry Pi in a cherry keyboard, but at the time the Ethernet and USB port made placement very difficult...
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Play that Windows sound again. Play it again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, play that sound one more goddamn time!
EDIT: Inserted Jules' picture.
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The "Food" Network
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The "Food" Network
Her milk jugs certainly didn't bring any boys to the yard...
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@Boner
At least he's using an SSD
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It took me a good 5 minutes to realize it's looping.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It took me a good 5 minutes to realize it's looping.
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@Boner they didn't unless it took them 10 years to get there...