⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...
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Crypto-newbs everywhere!
Anyone that doesn't think "Certificate Signing Request" right off the bat is just .
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Or just someone that doesn't deal with them.
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Meh. Invalid as hidden in raw.
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Crypto-newbs everywhere!
Anyone that doesn't think "Certificate Signing Request" right off the bat is just .
I immediately thought of "Certificate Signing Request." I was going to do the "Pretend to not know the acronym and use something else" routine but I actually couldn't think of any other CSR.
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It's a sign you've spent too long as a sysadmin/security professional/implementing TLS.
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... you remember all the fun/tragic things that used to get posted in this topic.
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... you catch up while on holiday
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.... Your /unread is usually empty, and you're only ignoring the Flamewar topics...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
.... Your /unread is usually empty, and you're only ignoring the Flamewar topics...
I greatly appreciate the introduction of the trolleybus garage.
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@PleegWat "for a good time, dial /category/49"
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There was a lunch and learn. The office manager bought a big, juicy pie for everyone to share. But even after the whole dev team had a go at her pie, there was more to be had, and she desperately wanted her pie to be finished.
So she opened up the pie to the whole office. She sent around an email asking everyone to eat her pie. She even put it out in plain view, with a sign that said "Eat me. Please".
....
It took absolutely everything in my power to not reply to the email with
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@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
She even put it out in plain view, with a sign that said "Eat me. Please".
I'd be wary. Last time it took a week to repair the ceiling, and the poor girl is still in the hospital.
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Oy, @abarker. I saw you upvote that post.
I wonder what made you withdraw the upvote. Was it not good? Not funny enough? Perhaps at first you read it and chuckled, and then decided "no, on second thought, that's not very funny"? Because it's rather mean to withdraw an upvote if that's the case. After all, you did laugh, you did have fun for a moment.
Did you even stop to think about how that makes me feel? How it feels to have such an important person on the forum like your post? For just a few wonderful seconds, I felt amazing, I felt I'm finally funny, I made a good joke - but you only teased me with your appreciation, just to snatch it away mere seconds later. Would you like it if someone did that to you, @abarker?
Of course, I can't prove you've ever upvoted the post. Maybe you'll just come and say you never did, that I'm crazy for even thinking I could be upvoted by someone like you. Or maybe you'll just claim it was a mistake, that you never meant to upvote that post, that you were drunk and got a little carried away... Maybe it was really Lorne's post you wanted to upvote, but settled for mine?
Is that it, @abarker? IS FUCKING LORNE FUCKING FUNNIER THAN ME? AM I NOT FUNNY ENOUGH FOR YOU?
...God, look at me. You know what, it's fine. I have @accalia's upvote now. I'm happy with it. I guess... I guess I'll just try to forget ever being upvoted by you. That's okay. That's... okay.
Filed under: and that, dear kids, is how you know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF
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@Maciejasjmj then you realise it was the result of jellypotato.
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@Maciejasjmj Meh, I had to refresh the thread to be able to upvote @Lorne-Kates' post, and I upvoted the wrong post when the refresh finished because jelly-potato.
But that rant was worthy of an upvote.
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@Arantor said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Maciejasjmj then you realise it was the result of jellypotato.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
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@Maciejasjmj Hehehe.
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@Maciejasjmj said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
IS FUCKING LORNE FUCKING FUNNIER THAN ME?
Yes.
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@Maciejasjmj said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
IS FUCKING LORNE FUCKING FUNNIER THAN ME?
Nah, it's just different. Lorne likes to cuddle more.
... wait, this wasn't about my sex life, was it?
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Someone put out a bowl of Hershey's Kisses. I got bored, and wrote out our company name using a handful of them. The company name is a three-letter-acronym. (Yes, I know that doxxes me to within 17,576 companies).
Someone else came along and slightly re-arrange the "pixels" so it read PVP (which is SIMILAR enough to the company name to get a giggle).
I almost almost ALMOST re-arranged it again to PIV.
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@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
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@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
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@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
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@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
I know right? I was thinking that after I thought of it.
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
Power = Intensity × Voltage?
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
I know right? I was thinking that after I thought of it.
oooh! OOH! pumpkin pie flavoured vodka!
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@Zecc said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
Power = Intensity × Voltage?
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@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
I know right? I was thinking that after I thought of it.
oooh! OOH! pumpkin pie flavoured vodka!
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@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
I know right? I was thinking that after I thought of it.
Step 1: take some pumpkin-- just a bit
Step 2: put it in vodka-- a whole bottle of vodka into a 1L mason jar
Step 3: wait ~1-2 weeks
Step 4: strain through cheese cloth
Step 5: Return vodka to bottleThere you go.
If it's too much like Just Pumpkin, try:
- Adding pumpkin pie spices to the mason jar. Use just a little, because the vodka will absorb a lot
- Add ~200ml of simple syrup to your finished product to sweeten it.
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@Lorne-Kates why not just scrape out the pumpkin, dump in a whole bottle of vodka, and let it sit like that for a week.
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@anotherusername said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates why not just scrape out the pumpkin, dump in a whole bottle of vodka, and let it sit like that for a week.
Evaporation. And it might get TOO pumpkin-y.
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@Lorne-Kates if you cut the top out carefully, you have a perfect little lid to cover it with. And if it's too pumpkin-y, dilute it with more vodka.
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@anotherusername said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
dilute it with more vodka.
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@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Lorne-Kates said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
PIV
Peak Input Voltage?
Person Identified Virus?
Pachyderm Invertebrate Volatility?
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
Why not make it yourself? I suppose you'd do it the same way as with watermelon. Cut a small hole, fill it with vodka and let it seep into the watermelon/pumpkin. Repeat until you're out of vodka. It'll only take a day or so.
Explaining to the mother of the kid at the beach who got upset because we did not want to share our watermelon with him is a completely different story. Apparently "Adult-melon" is not an acceptable explanation.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Why not make it yourself?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Explaining to the mother of the kid at the beach who got upset because we did not want to share our watermelon with him is a completely different story. Apparently "Adult-melon" is not an acceptable explanation.
Fuck entitled brats and their idiot parents. Just because you're having a snack in public doesn't mean that you have to share with them.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Explaining to the mother of the kid at the beach who got upset because we did not want to share our watermelon with him is a completely different story. Apparently "Adult-melon" is not an acceptable explanation.
There is only one acceptable answer: "It's our melon. If you want melon, get your own."
And if they have a problem with that, then that's their problem, not yours.
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@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
The Mighty Google says:
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@remi said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@accalia said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Pumpkin Infused Vodka?
i'd...... i'd actually want to try that if it's an actual product......
The Mighty Google says:
My liquor store carries that brand. I tried other flavors. Next time I go I will ask if they have it.
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When you have to stop yourself replying to a co worker with "and then the murders began"
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@Jaloopa But you need to spend enough time here so you don't just go ahead and start the murders, either.
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@Jaloopa said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
When you have to stop yourself replying to a co worker with "and then the murders began"
I think this could start to be an issue for me.
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@Karla "And then the boobs came out" might be a worse issue.
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
@Karla "And then the boobs came out" might be a worse issue.
I cannot imagine in any context that boobs would be worse than murders.
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@Karla In the context of things you randomly say to coworkers, "And then the murders began" is both more likely to be dismissed as clearly in jest, and less likely to inspire a reply which will keep the conversation going.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in ⏱ You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when...:
Apparently "Adult-melon" is not an acceptable explanation.
Is it because it had a small hole bored in it?
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You know you've been spending too much time on TDWTF when a joke about penises and vaginas turns into a discussion about flavored vodka within like 10 posts.