The Official Status Thread
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@izzion 4 goals in 4:40
https://youtu.be/jobOn-NhLHs?t=2m31s
Our defense was terrible in the 2nd period though.
Plus ~Elite Sniper~ Ron Hainsey scored.
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@JazzyJosh
The complete inability of Vancouver to clear the zone.I just had PTSD flashbacks to my Miami Redhawks in the 2009 national championship game...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-mBI7jEfVU:man_sucking_thumb_with_blanket_in_corner:
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar Oh yeah, well we won 8-6
21st in the league standings, better win more games if you want to be part of playoffs
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
But actual professional defensemen should never surrender 8 goals in 60 minutes.
Aren't they supposed to hit the other players with their sticks, or something, to prevent that?
Filed under: Hockey == Brawling with sticks and metal blades on your feet.
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@TimeBandit
Thankyou! 30 years :D
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Got my new VanMoof bicycle today. Due to the high number of bike thefts in my city, the idea of having a GPS receiver / locator fixed inside the frame was kind of the deal maker - which enables them to make you the following offer:
If your bike gets stolen you can tell them to track down the bike (entails a fee, though). The company then cooperates with the police to find your bike (they strongly advise you not to go off on your own). And if they don't find the bike within 2 weeks you get a new one.
You can also unlock / lock the bike either through a key fob or a mobile app. While the key fob works very reliably, the app still needs some work. But considering how fast their turnaround time is when answering questions (and providing working solutions), I'm optimistic.
Turns out, the app problems? Totally not their fault. Seems like Google dropped the ball on the 7.1.1 update and kind of messed up the Bluetooth stack. Because in order to get the app to connect to the bike again, I had to do a network settings reset (which of course wiped out everything network related). I'm also not the only one complaining about this.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
Bounty in Celebrations
Hey, guys. I really like chocolate, but what can we do to make it even better?
Lets find something with a crappy taste, like a coconut, flake it up so it gets caught in your teeth and on the roof of your mouth, then coat a block of it with a thin enough layer of chocolate that it will fool people who don't know what's in it
Yes. That is genius!
There's a reason why the movie was named "Mutiny on the Bounty"-
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@TimeBandit Tonight and tomorrow are home games and we're on like a 9 game winning streak at home.
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
@TimeBandit Tonight and tomorrow are home games and we're on like a 9 game winning streak at home.
And you don't play against Montreal until March 23th, so you are good for a good while
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Status: I love how people freak out when it rains, causing "incidents"...
Big enough to even have signs put up!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I love how people freak out when it rains, causing "incidents"...
Pfff, you should see them go nuts when it snow !!!
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status one week until vacation. I'm so checked out that I underflowed and looped back around to "let's do work" but then checked out more and now I'm posting here.
Also, I've done one thing today and now it's suddenly 12:30pm. Like, even if I wanted to do work, it seems the day's going too fast to fit it in.
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Status: "I love slurs"?
Edit: third times the charm...
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If you can't read it, the plate says
ILVSLRZ
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
If you can't read it, the plate says
ILVSLRZ
I blame camera.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I blame camera.
Don't put Vaseline on the lens !
That's not Vaseline!
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Status: Copying my home directory from my old to my new work laptop at the blistering speed of 80 KiB/s. Probably related to the number of small files. Ah well, I've got all weekend and it doesn't need handholding.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
We've reached the incident!
And it only took you 1h
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@Tsaukpaetra I see the problem. You're all driving on the wrong side of the road.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra I see the problem. You're all driving on the wrong side of the road.
And merging way too early
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
We've reached the incident!
And it only took you 1h
I know! Considering its already two hours past rush hour end!
One hour to travel 1.4 miles isn't bad at all!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
One hour to travel 1.4 miles isn't bad at all!
Even if you walked, it would be slow
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
Someone brought in a tub of Quality Street this week. My favourite is the toffee penny which no-one else seems to like. Score.
We get tins of holiday popcorn in 3 flavors, in order of which gets eaten first: cheese, caramel, and (depending on the tin) butter or cinnamon.
I'm one of the few who like the cinnamon. But I eat mostly the cheese and caramel flavored popcorn first along with everyone else, because I like those flavors too and I don't want to miss out. Once they're gone I eat the cinnamon flavor popcorn.
@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jaloopa I also like Bounty in Celebrations.
I'm also one of those weird people who likes coconut. (My wife does not.)
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Status: Wondering what IBM Connections is, and why it's suddenly on all my PCs, and why I can't delete the desktop icon for it.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
popcorn in 3 flavors
This isn't pre-popped popcorn right? I'll have to defriend you if you like prepopped popcorn.
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Status: Run a DLL, turns out a path is wrong.
Fixed.
Run again, apparently nanoserver doesn't have SYSWOW64. TIL.
Fixed.
Run again, 255. What's a 255? Nobody knows. Apparently we have our own version of the DLL though! So:
Fixed.
Run again. It's still running. And running.
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Run a DLL, turns out a path is wrong.
Fixed.
Run again, apparently nanoserver doesn't have SYSWOW64. TIL.
Fixed.
Run again, 255. What's a 255? Nobody knows. Apparently we have our own version of the DLL though! So:
Fixed.
Run again. It's still running. And running.
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Endless loop?
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@aliceif No, it gets to that step, and then never moves on. If there's an infinite loop, its in the DLL or something, but the dockerfile will not move on :/
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Status: We have been together for 10 years, been married for 6, and to this day when we get ready for a night out on the town and she comes out from getting ready I am still
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/68418/wolf-whistle-o.gif
I am a pretty lucky fellow.
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@mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Wondering what IBM Connections is, and why it's suddenly on all my PCs, and why I can't delete the desktop icon for it.
Is it a new version of the iSeries client?
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Got my new VanMoof bicycle today. Due to the high number of bike thefts in my city, the idea of having a GPS receiver / locator fixed inside the frame was kind of the deal maker - which enables them to make you the following offer:
If your bike gets stolen you can tell them to track down the bike (entails a fee, though). The company then cooperates with the police to find your bike (they strongly advise you not to go off on your own). And if they don't find the bike within 2 weeks you get a new one.
You can also unlock / lock the bike either through a key fob or a mobile app. While the key fob works very reliably, the app still needs some work. But considering how fast their turnaround time is when answering questions (and providing working solutions), I'm optimistic.
Turns out, the app problems? Totally not their fault. Seems like Google dropped the ball on the 7.1.1 update and kind of messed up the Bluetooth stack. Because in order to get the app to connect to the bike again, I had to do a network settings reset (which of course wiped out everything network related). I'm also not the only one complaining about this.
Huh, norepro with either of my 7.1.1 devices?
Is it just a thing related to that device and bluetooth or is it a generic bluetooth "Ooops"?
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
and she comes out from getting ready I am still
I'm the same way when I see her.
PS: Change your router password.
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Status: It's 03:00 Saturday in the UK, and someone apparently has nothing better to do than shit-post while shit-faced. Again.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@mott555 said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Wondering what IBM Connections is, and why it's suddenly on all my PCs, and why I can't delete the desktop icon for it.
Is it a new version of the iSeries client?
No idea. It seems to be something corporate IT has pushed out to all workstations, because, you know, targeting only the users who need it is too complicated or something. We certainly don't use iSeries (or anything IBM, for that matter) in our division.
I found a registry hack to hide it from the desktop.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: It's 03:00 Saturday in the UK, and someone apparently has nothing better to do than shit-post while shit-faced. Again.
Yeah, Friday night seems to be bottle + childish fights for him...
edit: that's very sad
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
and she comes out from getting ready I am still
I'm the same way when I see her.
PS: Change your router password.
"hunter2" is plenty secure.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
and she comes out from getting ready I am still
I'm the same way when I see her.
PS: Change your router password.
"hunter2" is plenty secure.
Dude, this is 2016. Use a more secure version of that password. Hunt3r@
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@Lorne-Kates
Several of my coworkers have a severe case of the leetspeak all the passwords!!! brainworm. I found some client deployed work the other day that has our company name in 1337 as the password for a certificate private key in development... and the staging environment uses <company name> + "$3cur3"
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates
Several of my coworkers have a severe case of the leetspeak all the passwords!!! brainworm. I found some client deployed work the other day that has our company name in 1337 as the password for a certificate private key in development... and the staging environment uses <company name> + "$3cur3"YOU CAN ADD UP TO 1 BIT OF ENTROPY TO YOUR PASSWORD WITH THIS ONE EASY TRICK!
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Status:
: Hey Visual Studio, make me a WCF web site project at {http location}.
: Will do!
: Also, unlike every other project I've made for you so far, I'll put your
.sln
file in that folder you never use. You know, the one Visual Studio made under "My Documents", which you also never use because random programs alwaystheir files in there. Like me.
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: Okay, maybe that's because it's in IIS. Fair enough. Well, not quite since I don't see how it has any less business being there than
Web.Debug.config
. But whatever, let's try putting it at {folder location} instead.
: Will do!
: Also, unlike every other project I've made for you so far, except that last one, I'll put your
.sln
file in that folder you never use. You know, the one Visual Studio made under "My Documents", which you also never use because random programs alwaystheir files in there. Like me.
(2)
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Note: I discovered this because I went to add it to source control (because it didn't give me the option to start with it) and it complained my stuff was in two different folders, so not everything was added. And of course it defaulted to using the
.sln
s folder, not the one with the actual code.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
If you can't read it, the plate says
ILVSLRZ
I blame camera.
No, IBLMCAM.
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@lolwhat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
If you can't read it, the plate says
ILVSLRZ
I blame camera.
No, IBLMCAM.
That's the spirit! Blame Canada!
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@sloosecannon said in The Official Status Thread:
@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Got my new VanMoof bicycle today. Due to the high number of bike thefts in my city, the idea of having a GPS receiver / locator fixed inside the frame was kind of the deal maker - which enables them to make you the following offer:
If your bike gets stolen you can tell them to track down the bike (entails a fee, though). The company then cooperates with the police to find your bike (they strongly advise you not to go off on your own). And if they don't find the bike within 2 weeks you get a new one.
You can also unlock / lock the bike either through a key fob or a mobile app. While the key fob works very reliably, the app still needs some work. But considering how fast their turnaround time is when answering questions (and providing working solutions), I'm optimistic.
Turns out, the app problems? Totally not their fault. Seems like Google dropped the ball on the 7.1.1 update and kind of messed up the Bluetooth stack. Because in order to get the app to connect to the bike again, I had to do a network settings reset (which of course wiped out everything network related). I'm also not the only one complaining about this.
Huh, norepro with either of my 7.1.1 devices?
Is it just a thing related to that device and bluetooth or is it a generic bluetooth "Ooops"?
According to the Google Product Forum thread I found, it's a rather haphazard malfunction - it doesn't happen with all devices.
Also, while this was happening, my Android tablet (which is on 6.0.1) had no problems connecting.
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Status: I hate hate hate games of chance...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: I hate hate hate games of chance...
I only play games of chance that I can manipulate in my favor.
Like Blackjack.