The Official Status Thread
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Status: Bluehost literally made me scream out loud just now.
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@Weng said in The Official Status Thread:
Get an IDE.
Got one. (Damn thing isn't nearly as strict with code formatting as I want for my own use.) It's the old fogey who wrote the software who doesn't believe in them. And for various (soft political) reasons, I don't want to just do very hard reformat of everything.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
go fmt ./...
It's mixed C and assembler, and is the implementation of what passes for the OS. There's no room to put Go on the target system; Go needs far too much space for its language runtime. (We've not really got space for
printf()
, not even if we remove the floating point support.)
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
What are you talking about? It's a Smart ForT-
Hmm.
You have a point there ;)
It's still not legal to block bike lanes with wheelie-bins…
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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The reason for the support request? All our custom DNS entries were mysteriously erased.
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@dkf "No, we're not storing passwords in plaintext! We split the password in two and hash both parts!"
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Status: Created a novelty account and then forgot what joke I wanted to make with it.
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@not_ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Created a novelty account and then forgot what joke I wanted to make with it.
@redbar ?
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@Tsaukpaetra change your password so the last 4 characters are emoji or control characters or something.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra change your password so the last 4 characters are emoji or control characters or something.
Thankfully, I'm not the account holder. ;)
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Status: Wondering how the weather app on my phone can possibly be showing a snow icon and temperatures of 23°C
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@RaceProUK weather is super changeable in your area. Also, global warming.
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@RaceProUK Intense showers?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Wondering how the weather app on my phone can possibly be showing a snow icon and temperatures of 23°C
You do not live in Finland, by any chance?
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@dkf said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK Intense showers?
It is now, but the icon was definitely snow earlier: the background was trees in winter.
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@RaceProUK And now it's sunny again
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
It is now, but the icon was definitely snow earlier: the background was trees in winter.
We had hail the size of kidney beans about an hour ago.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
showing a snow icon and temperatures of 23°C
It's "special"
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
Why would I not want to have this available!?
What in this code is not available in nUnit?
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@Tsaukpaetra maybe they just store the hash if the last 4 chars separately
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@Maciejasjmj To the best of my knowledge, rowtests were a galliio thing, and weren't pulled into any of the others.
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@wharrgarbl said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra maybe they just store the hash if the last 4 chars separately
That would be even stupider. Even then, I hadn't yet identifiers the account in question, so the klaxons are only getting louder...
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
@Maciejasjmj To the best of my knowledge, rowtests were a galliio thing, and weren't pulled into any of the others.
NUnit has rowtests, and aside from this syntax there's also a simpler one:
[Test] public void Test ( [Values("ie", "chrome", "firefox")] string browser ) { //... }
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Status: We left for vacation at 1PM. It is now 6:45PM and I want to drown the kids in the pool.
I wouldn't. But I want to.
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@Polygeekery
A new high score!
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@not_ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Created a novelty account and then forgot what joke I wanted to make with it.
Does the QR code in your avatar scan?
(According to the real blubar it's not really a real QR code, though, because it's not made out of monochrome square pixels.)
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Status: riding through middle of nowhere flyover country with a screaming toddler in the backseat (he needed to give up the iPad that he wanted to keep playing on so that it could be plugged in to play the music that he wanted to listen to; the resulting fit caused grownups to decide that he'd lost his music privileges and to put on the music playlist that grownups wanted to listen to).
On the plus side, the A/C is kinda working, and the scenery is cartoon-colored. I won't jinx anything by mentioning that the toddler might finally have gotten over himself...
edit: now he's only whining a little bit, but now at least for just cause... the A/C kinda works halfway well in the front. It hardly gets to the back seats at all... and I know this, because going the other direction I was riding in the back-back.
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At a gigantic birthday party. Wondering how the hell an entire room full of 30 somethings manages to find Rock Band entertaining.
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FUCK UPS.
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Huh, I'm guessing something at work blew up.
*rolls over and goes back to sleep*
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Status: Updated Hangouts on my phone.
Oh, would you look at that. Google is being asswhole again....
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Status: I just fixed a bug where my AI would do this:
Okay, let's count the cloth to see if we can make any clothes. We don't have any plant cloth, but we have 3 bolts of wool cloth, and... holy shit! 97 bolts of silk cloth?! Let's make some clothes right away.
Dwarves, make 4 plant cloth shirts, 3 plant cloth trousers, 4 plant cloth socks, and...
Wait, where did all the plant cloth go? We can't make these!
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Status: Wondering how to improve Unreal's cooking...
Alternatively (or in addition to), how to improve the transfer of 50 GB of data to take less than 16 minutes in this VM...
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Status: Probably programmer error, but this VM thinks only the first attached hard drive is an SSD....
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status: clicked a link in Gmail (on my phone) and it tried to open an event from my calendar. actually, any link in that message triggered that.
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Status: Success!
(And not done through marking all read.)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
FUCK UPS.
.... What did you do this time???
UPS delayed shipment of my package until Tuesday.
I may have been slightly angry last night that "Out for Delivery" did not, in fact, mean it was out for delivery yesterday.
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
Huh, I'm guessing something at work blew up.
*rolls over and goes back to sleep*
An email to everybody@initech.org commemorating those who've fought in honor of the holiday, and 400+ "clever" replies / "STOP CLICKING 'REPLY ALL'!! IT'S NOT FUNNY! JUST STOP!"?
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@Tsaukpaetra if you're using a Google Voice number with Hangouts, you'll still be able to send and receive SMS texts in it, but the message wasn't very clear about that. They're just removing support for using your phone's number to send/receive texts.
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So sad when you have the coolest dream in years and you forget enough that it's not even worth writing down.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
As a male CIS Murican you don't have a culture.
We have a bankrupt culture, thanks.
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@Dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
UPS delayed shipment of my package until Tuesday.
Ah. Ambiguity in parsing the first phrase. Thought you were yelling at somebody.
@Dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
"Out for Delivery" did not, in fact, mean it was out for delivery yesterday.
Operating normally in that case...
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@Tsaukpaetra Why not use a third-party SMS app? It was one of the first things I installed when I first started using Android, and by doing so I've avoided all the default Google/manufacturer SMS app drama that's been going on over the years.
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@hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Why not use a third-party SMS app? It was one of the first things I installed when I first started using Android, and by doing so I've avoided all the default Google/manufacturer SMS app drama that's been going on over the years.
....Hangouts is my third party SMS App. If it wasn't, they wouldn't be disabling SMS functionality, would they?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
status: clicked a link in Gmail (on my phone) and it tried to open an event from my calendar. actually, any link in that message triggered that.
Fwiw this was the email and link:
Edit: i can only assume it's because calendar is handling all www.google.com links, and for whatever reason gmail is now tracking every click so it goes to Google.com for redirection.
Of I disable Calendar, all is well again...
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Status: Wondering why, given wine is made from grapes, no-one ever says it tastes like grapes.
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After my VM has restarted now twice within a week, I finally got around to adding a proper startup script for the webserver processes.
I haven't been able to find out why the VM restarted - it's a on a hosted system and the system logs weren't revealing all too much.