βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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@Maciejasjmj Naaaah man.
I have come to regard many of you as... people I know.
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@cartman82 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I like how Hillary is tracking her lies on a dedicated bar chart screen.
I like how the cartoonist thinks "The Button" is hooked up to an actual nuclear bomb-- rather than a button that sends a launch signal to the missiles.
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@Lorne-Kates said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I like how the cartoonist thinks "The Button" is hooked up to an actual nuclear bomb-- rather than a button that sends a launch signal to the missiles.
I like how you think "The Button" is hooked up to anything.
Filed Under: How about a nice game of chess?
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@Onyx said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
people I know
I wouldn't go that far ... more people I vaguely know from the Internet
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@Luhmann said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I wouldn't go that far ... more people I vaguely know from the Internet
I wouldn't even assume that much. Beings I vaguely know from the internet.
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@Luhmann it was supposed to be a Red Dwarf quote... Which I messed up, it's "I met".
I have already self-flagellated with a holowhip as punishment.
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@Luhmann I'm more of a helicopter monkey.
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
helicopter monkey
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@obeselymorbid said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Why would I care if the dildo-maker knows how often I fuck myself?
@Lorne-Kates will use this data for charging you
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@aliceif said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@obeselymorbid said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Funny, I just recently had to review code of conduct rules and there wasn't one stating you shall not fuck yourself with a dildo (purple or otherwise) while working.
There were a ton of rules about sexual conduct, such as e.g. not displaying suggestive material, but if this behaviour would only be discovered by some private data leaking into the open, presumably one was doing it discreetly enough not to be a problem.In related (if old) news:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzUvYnVWErkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRLzW37T578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6zn-FR40OI
And last, because this is TomoNews:
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@aliceif said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
At least your link doesn't onebox to an animated clip of the actual picture.
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A very attractive girl was giving out free samples of Axe/Lynx in the shop this morning. My Lynx days are long behind me but I chivalrously helped her out and took a few.
One of the 'flavours' was tobacco and amber. Leaving aside that I didn't know amber smelt of anything, are there many non-smokers who want to smell of tobacco? And smokers stink of it anyway.
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@coldandtired Generally, 'tobacco' in a scent (perfume or, more often,
coloncologne) is meant to smell like the tobacco leaves, not tobacco smoke. The two are very different.And amber, when heated, smells like pine sap - which makes sense, if you think about it - but often also with a bit of a spicy tone. It gives other scents when burned; copal, which is a precursor to amber before it fully petrifies, is often used as incense, especially the copal from the P. copal tree in Mexico and Central America.
Filed Under: Things you learn when you read the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab website.
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@ScholRLEA said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@coldandtired Generally, 'tobacco' in a scent (perfume or, more often, coloncologne) is meant to smell like the tobacco leaves, not tobacco smoke. The two are very different.
As someone who once dated a smoker, I can report that the taste of kissing someone who has just finished a cigarette is similar to the taste of smoking one yourself. Kissing someone who finished her last cigarette half an hour ago is that "licking an ashtray" taste they speak of when they're trying to discourage people from starting.
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@da-Doctah I don't smoke myself, and I kiss a smoker all the time. I enjoy kissing her right after the cigarette or even while she is still smoking (in between the puffs). Even though she thinks it should be disgusting to me, I quite like it.
Also I cannot feel anything half an hour after the last cigarette.
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@da-Doctah Yeah, I hated that.
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Edit: Source
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@coldandtired said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
One of the 'flavours' was tobacco and amber. Leaving aside that I didn't know amber smelt of anything, are there many non-smokers who want to smell of tobacco? And smokers stink of it anyway.
Well, it is a deodorant, don't expect it to actually live up to what's on the label.
But yeah, I had a chuckle at it too, but I assume it's like the smell of a fresh cigar, not cigarette smoke.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Edit: Source
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Lorne-Kates said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I like how the cartoonist thinks "The Button" is hooked up to an actual nuclear bomb-- rather than a button that sends a launch signal to the missiles.
I like how you think "The Button" is hooked up to anything.
It's hooked up to a deadly electric shock. If someone pushes it, everyone just sighs and says "Well, that experiment failed", and they start the next episode of The Twilight Zone.
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@Lorne-Kates said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Lorne-Kates said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I like how the cartoonist thinks "The Button" is hooked up to an actual nuclear bomb-- rather than a button that sends a launch signal to the missiles.
I like how you think "The Button" is hooked up to anything.
It's hooked up to a deadly electric shock. If someone pushes it, everyone just sighs and says "Well, that experiment failed", and they start the next episode of The Twilight Zone.
If you press the button labeled "launch nukes", it ejects the microwave oven.
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@Maciejasjmj said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Don't you know? It's not a political cartoon if you don't slap the reader in the face with labels on literally everything.
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Thanks, Obama.
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@Maciejasjmj said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@coldandtired said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra No trolling. I don't understand the bad idea that red light = stop and stop sign = stop.
Edit: After some Googling it seems a stop sign in the US doesn't mean 'stop', it means 'pause for a second'.
So the red light will now also mean pause for a second instead of stop.
Must cars from both roads pause or only the minor road?
You still have lights, so there's no minor or major road. AIUI, it just makes the red light mean "pause and yield" instead of "halt until it turns green". And when you're green, you don't have to yield or come to a stop.
Yeah, that's also a way to get some really exciting T-bone accidents
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@djls45 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Yamikuronue said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@coldandtired said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
a stop sign in the US doesn't mean 'stop', it means 'pause for a second'.
...given that stop signs are permanent signs that do not change... how else would you implement a stop sign that differs from a 'do not enter' sign?
Missed one:
I'm actually fairly certain that's the only thing you are allowed to do at that intersection.
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βWeβre really just trying to wash out dog pee,β he said.
http://static2.comicvine.com/uploads/scale_large/11111/111118857/4774244-fair+enough+gif.gif
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@ScholRLEA said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Brazilian woman wins right to touch herself at work;
This one is a hoax (pt-br link)
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@CoyneTheDup said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Do they seriously have to post distance markers every, what is it, 5 yards?
Obviously they're placards that say "Hiker eaten here".
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Thanks, Obama.
I'm worried if I ever have to take one of those screenings and they ask me if I've ever belonged to any organization that seeks the overthrow of the American government.
I've been registered as a Republican since 1982.
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@sloosecannon said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
some really exciting T-bone accidents
I could really get on side with βaccidentallyβ eating a nice steak, just slightly more done than blue rareβ¦
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gender fluids
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@ben_lubar said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
gender fluids
That reminds me, I need to go down at this garage I know and have mine topped.
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@ScholRLEA said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
gender fluids
That reminds me, I need to go down at this garage I know and have mine topped.
Top up on headlight fluid while you're there.
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@Lorne-Kates said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ScholRLEA said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
gender fluids
That reminds me, I need to go down at this garage I know and have mine topped.
Top up on headlight fluid while you're there.
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This toy:
Yes, I removed it from the accompanying horse, but it still looks like something straight out of "Heidi finds her Cherry".
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This video game:
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@ben_lubar said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
This video game:
That one's on my to-play list.
Because someone bought it for me.
New.
I-- I haven't played PC games in a long time.
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@r10pez10 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Thread's done, we found the worst idea, everyone can go home now.
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It's time for another good idea, bad idea.
Good idea:
Installing a non-Microsoft IDE.
Bad idea:
Attempting to make Visual Studio install. Now trying to restore the system.
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Posting this in the emergency cute things thread:
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Posting this in the emergency cute things thread:
Wrong thread. The Evil Ideas Thread is
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A universe identical to this one, but where vampire bats never existed and stories about vampires consist of creepy men turning into mosquitoes and being swatted.