The Official Status Thread
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Why is the user list paginated now?
Why is the page size completely stupid?Screenshot:
Because @ben_lubar updated :nod: and made it paginated today and because :nod: was made primarily for infiniscrolling and pagination is ?
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STATUS:
Boss finds a part time sys admin to help out with bitch work around our infrastructure. And it's a chick too, a rare sight!
Me: Great! Finally someone organised and competent, to put some order into our setup!
I send her all the passwords and info.
Try to contact her again. No response.
Boss needs some cloudflare setup yesterday. She's nowhere to be found.I'm starting to think this was all just a ruse to get the keys to kingdom.
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@cartman82 Sounds like you've been had.
Time to change passwords. :-)
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Status Thread:
Time to change passwords.
That's impossible, as Boss uses the same 8 letter pass for EVERYTHING.
Literally HUNDREDS of logins.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said in The Official Status Thread:
Time to change passwords.
That's impossible, as Boss uses the same 8 letter pass for EVERYTHING.
Literally HUNDREDS of logins.
hunter02
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
his bathroom
your toddler has his own bathroom?
And you think you need a bigger house?
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@Magus said in The Official Status Thread:
NEXT WEEK IN DRAGONBALL S:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Did you win all the prizes or something?
No, but my sophisticated repartee was interspersed by builders, how no judge would convict me, and music, how nothing valuable has been made since December the 31st, 1989.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
his bathroom
your toddler has his own bathroom?
And you think you need a bigger house?
I think my "Try not to sound like a privileged shitlord asshole" filter is fueled by Jack Daniels. As I am out...that one slipped through.
But yes. We could get by in this house if we excised a lot of stuff. But...I really want to move my office out of the basement and I want a proper shop to tool around in.
Some place without neighbors would also be nice. I have one neighbor who is very literally batshit crazy. Which is a relief, because if you live in a neighborhood without at least one batshit crazy neighbor...you are that neighbor. But it also gets tiring. I thought that problem was going to take care of itself yesterday when an ambulance rolled up out front with lights but no sirens. But...no.
We need a "Neighbors are TR" topic...
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@Jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
this just appeared in the parts of the internet i visit:
https://youtu.be/yIc0NqjOPgc
IT HAS A BEAR WITH A MINIGUNI have a literal burning need for this movie.
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@Weng
Contra had Minigun Wolf on the Genesis:
http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/3/0/7/21307_front.jpg
Also, the OMG ROBOTS edition:
http://img.gamefaqs.net/box/3/0/9/21309_front.jpg
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Status: why the fuck does this code work, I'm pretty sure I have a type registration missing in Unity. WHY DOES IT NOT CRASH GODDAMMIT
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STATUS I am literally copying and pasting bullshit from stackoverflow in the hopes that something works. I've just become a nodejs hipster...
Kll me!
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS I am literally copying and pasting bullshit from stackoverflow in the hopes that something works. I've just become a nodejs hipster...
Real nodejs hipster would
npm install
bullshit in hopes that something works. Faker.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS I am literally copying and pasting bullshit from stackoverflow in the hopes that something works. I've just become a nodejs hipster...
Real nodejs hipster would
npm install
bullshit in hopes that something works. Faker.WHAT DO YOU THINK I'VE BEING PASTING!!!!
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@DogsB You should
npm install
a module to automatically cut-n-paste stuff from SO for you…
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@dkf
npm install stackoverflow.js
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Status: got SIP over TLS working properly. Not a single bot tried to bruteforce it. Last time I opened the standard, unencrypted SIP port it took them 10 minutes to start throwing shit at it.
Hypothesis: no one actually uses SIP over TLS...
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@Jarry It has better earthbending than that movie that was never made
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Status Thread:
if you live in a neighborhood without at least one batshit crazy neighbor...you are that neighbor.
Certain neighborhoods might have more than one, so you could still be that neighbor even if you have one!
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Status: was hoping shit finally hit the fan in the microaggression thread or something, but nah. Just some jeffing.
That's a lame excuse to lock a topic, @boomzilla.
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Status Thread:
That's a lame excuse to lock a topic, @boomzilla.
It's only temporary to prevent extra discussion while Jeffing. It's unlocked again. Jeffing failed.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
Jeffing failed.
NodeBB once again fails to emulate Discourse....
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
Jeffing
Are we now policing off-topic now? "Oh no, you got your in my microaggression!"
I'm, ah, I'm asking for a friend.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
Are we now policing off-topic now? "Oh no, you got your in my microaggression!"
Gotta keep things separate, but equal. Either that, or spreading the flames helps... um.. make it easier to put out?
Yeah I got nothing.
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@FrostCat said in The Official Status Thread:
@coldandtired said in The Official Status Thread:
a radio blaring out the same fucking five songs every hour.
Ugh. There's a local station here that used to do that, and last year, finally, they changed to a "no-repeat workday" format.
Before that it was like "I'm in the car 8 minutes, 4 times a day. How come I hear the same song on every damn trip?"
We had a regional station which was quite popular. It had some very innovative formats and was actually able to make me wake up at 9am on a sunday. There was stuff like:
- The Three Musketeers. Which was basically our Bad Jokes thread, with one joke per day.
- The Fish of the Week. Wherein they described the worst song they got this week using only fish and marine-related terms.
- A call-in auction where they'd offer a weird item and you'd have to offer equally weird stuff in return.
- Several hours (usually late, though) where they'd play stuff outside the normal pop (like EBM, Gothic or Metal)
- and their pièce de résistance, on said sunday mornings: Das Frühstyxradio with quite anarchistic and weird comedy.
Then they became commercial and all the good stuff went away, they're now a radio station like everyone else, exchangeable and utterly forgettable.
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Status: Resume writing. I find it difficult for some reason. Ugh.
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Why is the user list paginated now?
That's dumb! I looked at that list and though "FUCK YEAH I'M TOP POSTED" then saw it was PAGE TWO and now I'm like "fuck y'all Imma posting tons of shit just to spite you now".
Why is the user list paginated now?
On a serious note: I would guess it's following your pagination settings?
If not, "Where do I file bug" blue text applies.
@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Why is the page size completely stupid?
Again, I assume it comes from your pagination settings for posts.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Resume writing. I find it difficult for some reason. Ugh.
"Fuck you, give me salary."
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@Lorne-Kates why are you messing with the winning formula?
Say it with me here:
"Fuck you, give me money."
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@Tsaukpaetra it is called a CV ;-)
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@aliceif said in The Official Status Thread:
Why is the page size completely stupid?
Looks like it was "designed for iPad" and considered good enough (in landscape, it does 3 rows of 8 users). But I thought we'd already pointed out the weird page size of the user list before...
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
I would guess it's following your pagination settings?
Nope. I have infiniscroll on, user list is paginated for me.
Status: Have under 2 hours left at work today but no drive left in me.
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@ChaosTheEternal said in The Official Status Thread:
Nope. I have infiniscroll on, user list is paginated for me.
That's dum.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra it is called a CV ;-)
Yeah, that's what I'm working on after I get this one all knocked up.
Edit: spellaring.
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@Tsaukpaetra Don't knock up a bird, had to skip country 5 times because of that.... ;)
BTW for everyone else ... that was a joke.
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@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
that was a joke.
I got it. :)
@lucas1 said in The Official Status Thread:
Don't knock up a bird,
But... I like it when they sing...
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Status: WTF? Since when was Yahoo a sign-in provider?!?
(Note: That's the only alternate sign-on provider listed)
Edit: and uncovered a potential attack vector:
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
There is a large entertainment venue near where I work.
If you're talking about what I think you are, I saw signs on the highway saying there's an event at 7p today... Or was it tomorrow. Whatever - I'm staying the hell away from there. (I'm just beyond the outer bound of fuckup on that)
Edit: It's tonight. And I forgot how much it messes up 101. Left work at 5. Took 58 minutes to drive the 18mi home (14mi on 101).
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@coldandtired said in The Official Status Thread:
The building opposite is having new insulation put on the walls.
Consequently, my day is now filled with the noise of scraping, drilling, and much worse, a radio blaring out the same fucking five songs every hour.Our building no longer shakes (rattles and rolls) due to the recycled water line they're laying in the street. But there is still a big honkin hole in the ground, so I'm sure there's more to come...
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
But if it powered off the PC
Can't you configure the power button to do nothing in the power settings? (Not sure if possible with external keyboards - I know you can configure what a laptop power button does.)
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
If you're talking about what I think you are, I saw signs on the highway saying there's an event at 7p today... Or was it tomorrow. Whatever - I'm staying the hell away from there. (I'm just beyond the outer bound of fuckup on that)
There's an event at a different venue tonight, but that's farther away and doesn't affect me in the least. Staying far away from it is an excellent idea, however, and I plan to do just that.
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Status: Everyone seems gone from the house tonight. Whoopee?
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Well, after driving past West Lorne and a variety of other little burgs, I'm in a hotel in some middle of nowhere that doesn't have ESPN on cable.
WTF @Lorne-Kates, what do you Canukians do in the evenings?
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Status: Trawling the financial pages of my university pages. Apparently there's a loan calculator thingy!
Repayment Affordability: With an estimated monthly repayment amount of $816.56, you will need an annual salary of $81,656 to comfortably afford this payment.
Whelp, I think I need to seriously shift up my game from the $45k/annual job I have now...
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@Tsaukpaetra Life-lesson I wish I had learned earlier in my code-monkey escapades: don't put down what you currently make on job applications and seriously put down what you think you should be making as acceptable salary range.
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@izzion 1, shitty wifi 0.
Why you would put a shitty 802.11b AP in individual rooms I don't know. But if you're not going to secure the Ethernet jack with 802.1X, then I'm going to work around the shitty wifi...
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@Onyx the author correctly guessed fax would be irrelevant by 2016
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Everyone seems gone from the house tonight. Whoopee?
Whoopee is more fun when not everyone else is gone.
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All I want is for Microsoft's documentation to be correct when it gets into specifics; I wouldn't think it would be that hard given how sparse it is in the area in which I'm working.
What the documentation says: Return STATUS_PENDING (0x00000103) from your callback.
What it means: Return STATUS_MORE_PROCESSING_REQUIRED (0xC0000016) from your callback. Clearly. Otherwise your user-mode application will hang indefinitely.Could have figured that out from code samples... if they hadn't removed all relevant code samples from their development kits (and prior development kits aren't kept available).
Sigh...