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@TwelveBaud said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra fervently seeks a gigolo:
I am incredibly wanting the ability to initialize a base class's member
Fervent is not inaccurate...
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Overheard on the TeamSpeak server I run for my Minecraft server:
Stop being so fat!
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@lolwhat said:
The nurse did it quickly, but it was like my brain was getting tickled.
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@Mason_Wheeler said:
Even if I'm wrong literally by a factor of 100%, it doesn't change the point I'm making
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mason_Wheeler said:
Even if I'm wrong literally by a factor of 100%, it doesn't change the point I'm making
Also, he doesn't care by which direction.
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@TwelveBaud works in the @Tsaukpaetra industry:
one well-known client with constant load
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I guess I just don't like games tonight.
Time to fuck
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@mott555 is trying to get rid of a body, but not using the proper chemical:
I disassembled everything and I'm soaking parts in acetone
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@PleegWat uses analogies to describe his sex life:
it's in a closet somewhere. My ink cartridge dried out years ago.
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@Polygeekery explores the sacrilege of bridging coffee and tea lovers:
Surely there must be some middle ground, or grounds.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 is trying to get rid of a body, but not using the proper chemical:
I disassembled everything and I'm soaking parts in acetone
You just need to soak it for a while and then add
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 is trying to get rid of a body, but not using the proper chemical:
I disassembled everything and I'm soaking parts in acetone
Add turpentine and benzene, and maybe it's not a human body he's trying to dispose of...
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@Polygeekery and then sprinkle with a topping of a finely ground mix of aluminum + rust for that extra kick.
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@M_Adams said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery and then sprinkle with a topping of a finely ground mix of aluminum + rust for that extra kick.
Do you assume the body is that of a terminator?
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
Do you assume the body is that of a terminator?
Better safe than sorry.
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@levicki said:
Or do you think being tolerant should not apply to you for some reason??
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@brie likes to live dangerously:
one not to google that at work, but I'm going to anyway
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@Watson said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
giving up air
But what about the breatharians? They'll STARVE without that air!
I for one will admit to being an oxygen addict. I tried giving it up but the withdrawal symptoms were intolerable and I went back to my breathing habit.
As a matter of fact, those intolerable symptoms that you supposed to be oxygen withdrawal were not oxygen withdrawal symptoms at all. They were actually caused by an excess of carbon dioxide. You simply need some way to exhaust carbon dioxide without consequently taking in any oxygen, and you'll find that you can quite comfortably live without it (if only for a short length of time).
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@brie said in Quotes Out of Context:
As a matter of fact, those intolerable symptoms that you supposed to be oxygen withdrawal were not oxygen withdrawal symptoms at all. They were actually caused by an excess of carbon dioxide.
Yes. That's why carbon monoxide poisoning is more dangerous than carbon dioxide, since there are no warning signs when it happens.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Boner
But is it going to use the top or bottom evacuation hatch?
Or both?I'm just trying to figure out what the third eject option was...
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@cvi said:
chuck the hothead
Nah, I wouldn't call Chuck a hothead. Sure, he can get angry, but he's generally got a pretty long fuse, unless he's got a lot of prior experience with a particular person or situation.
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@jinpa said:
I'm more concerned about the meaning of the missing period.
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@Benjamin-Hall said:
85+ and hot
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You know quarantine has gone on too long when you're down to blow-up doll improvements:
@Parody said:
Looks great and feels slicker
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
You know quarantine has gone on too long when you're down to blow-up doll improvements:
@Parody said:
Looks great and feels slicker
No no, he was talking about his mouse waifu! That's Different™!
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@Karla said:
...sounds weird...but I'd try it.
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@djls45 describes his 4/20 activities:
I try to breathe only at the very top of my lung capacity so as to stay high
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@hungrier "But I didn't inhale!"
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dcon said:
I love my Brother
Platonically, romantically or sexually?
Not to ruin the joke here, but they actually came up with an entirely separate word to describe it: "fraternally."
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said :
that shit is hard.
I see exlax in your future
I prefer to see opiates in his past.
@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Fucking chopsticks is where it's at!
You know, at some point, pron or a hooker is a better alternative...
That's called sounding, IIRC.
@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@boomzilla said:
donuts for turds
New government program a la Cash for Clunkers?
Sounds like a good way to motivate cops to keep filth off the streets.
@ben_lubar said:
imply a cap
The hatvatar thread is
@dkf said:
Unicode. With blackjack and hookers.
That's going to be included in the next version, I think.
@Tsaukpaetra said:
It's nicer than clap
Now with 100% fewer STDs!
@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
IT Head
Give, or take?
Hopefully neither!
@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall is
in bed:
we don't touch each other's stuff
Or maybe he's just having a threesome. It's only gay if the
s touch!
@Polygeekery said:
then add
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
too white for me
I knew that was going to end up here. Though I was expecting someone else to be
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
too white for me
I knew that was going to end up here. Though I was expecting someone else to be
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He's busy shoveling snow.
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
too white for me
I knew that was going to end up here. Though I was expecting someone else to be
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#MeToo, but I forgot his username but still had a joke to make.
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@cvi is into exhibitionism:
On the plus-side, I can fuck with the video stream
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@error's debauchery knows no bounds:
I fucked myself over by being overlevelled.
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@dkf said:
Sometimes I wonder about the state of the world…
Yesterday, as I was walking to work from the station, I watched a young woman
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Song lyrics out of context:
In my mouth and tomorrow in my butt
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@Benjamin-Hall having fun on a Friday night:
It was nasty.
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From the book that I am reading:
“I have followed the way of aggressive sales, just as you have commanded,” [Char said.]
“And how did you open?” Zurthraka asked him.
“I showed them our fine assortments of weapons for sale.”
“A thousand pardons,” said the Goblin. “But it could also be said that you waved your axes at the Lightlings, and took their own weapons from them.”
“I contrasted our product and disparaged the competition,” said Char. “It is the way of the aggressive seller.”
“And then we were commanded to follow you,” continued the Goblin.
“I would not take no for an answer!” Char was becoming agitated.
“And we were separated from each other—”
“You were given service at a personal level!”
“Then were paraded through town—”
“I showed off our impressive facilities and shopping centers!”
“Wait a moment,” said Zurthraka, pointing to the Goblin. “Do you suggest that our guests felt too much sales pressure?”
“No, Lord. I suggest that they think we are prisoners.”
“What!” Orcs and Lightlings alike stepped back as Zurthraka leaped to his feet.
“Impossible!” bellowed Char. “I wore green beads over orange[!]”
Apparently Char erred in failing to establish the value proposition, forgetting that Lightlings cannot read beads.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall having fun on a Friday night:
It was nasty.
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@TwelveBaud That's a fun book! I wish the next one would come out soon...
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@boomzilla said:
When I brought the package in my wife joked about my "Ass palace."
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@Zerosquare I can’t imagine this being any better in context.
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Thus, in actuality, the glitch is more like 49.9/49.9/0.2 (made up numbers for now), where the 0.2% is all sorts of "weird shit" (scientific terminology you'll find in essentially all advanced literature on computation theory).