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@izzion said :
a war of chewing gum and a shoelace
I hadn't realized just how low budget they were going with Game of Thrones spin-offs.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@DogsB said:
You smile at babies so that they know you're not going to eat them.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said:
I am using that at the first possible chance I get.
@Polygeekery saying that has got me interested and a little frightened.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion said :
a war of chewing gum and a shoelace
I hadn't realized just how low budget they were going with Game of Thrones spin-offs.
Wrigley's is coming.
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@brie said:
why would you rather look something up on Google, when you could look it up on PornHub?
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May have already been posted:
@boomzilla said:
It's the last day of the year so I have to cram more than one in
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@brie said :
Some people abhor the taste of cum
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@boomzilla said:
all dicks, which is why I love you
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@mott555 said:
My Oracle class was really, really fun
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@PJH said:
This was at home. It's never turned on.
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@dkf said :
And that's a huge bag.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Have dump. It's binary gibberish. Now what?
I'd suggest discussing it with your doctor.
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@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Have dump. It's binary gibberish. Now what?
I'd suggest discussing it with your doctor.
Doctor literally can't make sense of it either.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Have dump. It's binary gibberish. Now what?
I'd suggest discussing it with your doctor.
Doctor literally can't make sense of it either.
You need to see a cryptoproctologist.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
@hungrier said:
with a dong
I was wondering how long until that [dong] came up...
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
@hungrier said:
with a dong
I was wondering how long
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
@hungrier said:
with a dong
I was wondering how long
E_TOO_MUCH_CONTEXT
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@Karla said :
@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
@hungrier said:
with a dong
I was wondering how long
E_TOO_MUCH
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@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
Have dump. It's binary gibberish. Now what?
I'd suggest discussing it with your doctor.
Doctor literally can't make sense of it either.
You need to see a cryptoproctologist.
In the context of having dumps, I was thinking along the lines of "cryptosporidium"
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@mott555 said in Quotes Out of Context:
cryptoproctologist
You mean a coroner, right? If anyone's opening crypts to sift through someone's shit, I think it'd be their job.
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@TimeBandit said:
big enough, why not?
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I have an ornate set that makes pleasant chimes and vibrations when tilted and moved.
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said :
@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
@hungrier said:
with a dong
I was wondering how long
E_TOO_MUCH
#E_TOO
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@Polygeekery said:
I am paranoid
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@Polygeekery said:
the less people know, the less they can talk about, the less likely I have anything to worry about.
And makes less people.
Filed under: Fewer!!!
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@Luhmann said:
pulling your pants down and lubing up isn't the right approach
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Luhmann said:
pulling your pants down and lubing up isn't the right approach
Depends on context.
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@anotherusername wrote:
I did have to wipe snot off my upper lip
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@pie_flavor said :
Have you tried holding it?
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@Luhmann said:
you expect them but you still get caught by surprise.
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@LaoC said :
most people's B is within range
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@LaoC said :
most people's B is within range
But can they find their A with both hands?
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@LaoC said :
most people's B is within range
But can they find their A with both hands?
Only if they prepared slot C beforehand.
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@Gąska said:
end up as one of the gays.
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@mott555 said:
This post is all of rectal origin
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@brie said :
preschoolers have those balls with holes
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@Karla said:
I thought I eat them black people.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla said:
I thought I eat them black people.
Derp...forgot word.
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@Karla Obviously, but that wouldn't have been funny enough for QooC, would it?
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla Obviously, but that wouldn't have been funny enough for QooC, would it?
True. I am perfectly happy to make a fool of myself to entertain others.
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@Rhywden said:
the lustruous glistening of your pubic hairs gave it away
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@Gribnit Shiny!
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@DogsB said:
Now you're doing it the right this time.
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@OloEopia said :
just hide your maleware
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@Jaloopa said:
What does age of consent have to do with anything?
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Jaloopa said:
What does age of consent have to do with anything?
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
today I spent nine hours fucking a machine
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@Karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Rhywden said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit Shiny!
You play Pokemon Go?
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@Zecc said:
I don't want to search for blow jobs and find pie_flavor.