The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Originally from garage, reposting for attention.
Someone called me a "lech". I had no idea what it means, so I googled it.
I wonder if they did it on purpose.
At least they didn't call you a lich.
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@anotherusername why would they? I was always seeding generously.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least they didn't call you a lich.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername why would they? I was always seeding generously.
No, now you're thinking of a leech.
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Taking a survey on some SurveyMonkey thing that promises to pay me $0.25 per survey or whatever.
Uuhh
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
At least they didn't call you a lich.
I think it'd be a pretty cool ability to
standfloat above on lava without harm, and to belch out tornadoes.
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https://i.imgur.com/PKsNqD1.jpg
I didn't know where else to put this.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://i.imgur.com/PKsNqD1.jpg
I didn't know where else to put this.
With your good, strong hands?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Originally from garage, reposting for attention.
Someone called me a "lech". I had no idea what it means, so I googled it.
I wonder if they did it on purpose.
recursion, n.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My restaurant will specialize in eels that have been battered and deep-fried. I'm calling it "O Tempura! O Morays!"
(And then there was the book I wanted to write proposing the theory that Jason from the "Friday the 13th" movies wasn't really such a bad guy when you got to know him. I was going to call it "Voorhees: A Jolly Good Fellow".)
I'll get me coat.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll get me coat.
No! Don't leave! I didn't understand the first one!
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@Tsaukpaetra I'm surprised you understood the second one, given that I screwed up the name.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I'm surprised you understood the second one, given that I screwed up the name.
Fuzzy logical pronunciation.
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So if you want to know what Wha-? NO! QADIM! is, watch this super-cut:
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@Tsaukpaetra Apparently it's a classics joke:
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4a3obw/so_im_opening_a_seafood_restaurant/
"O tempora o mores" is a sentence by Cicero in the fourth book of his second oration against Verres (chapter 25) and First Oration against Catiline. It translates as Oh the times! Oh the customs! (Oh what times! Oh what customs! or alternatively, Alas the times, and the manners) It is often printed as O tempora! O mores!, with the interposition of exclamation marks (not present in Classical Latin).
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@boomzilla Not sure about the specific example, but isn't it ribonucleic acid for most viruses?
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Ruining the joke
@PleegWat see, but viruses rely on your body's cells to reproduce. Your cells need DNA to be...your cells.
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@PleegWat As a matter of fact, ebola is an RNA virus.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So if you want to know what Wha-? NO! QADIM!
How about... hell no.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
isn't it ribonucleic acid for most viruses?
You wouldn't want to do without that either. DNA is the long-term information store, but RNA is the working instructions (and some of the machinery) for actually building proteins.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
isn't it ribonucleic acid for most viruses?
You wouldn't want to do without that either. DNA is the long-term information store, but RNA is the working instructions (and some of the machinery) for actually building proteins.
Oh, I know that. I was just correcting the image.
A virus using protein codings our body doesn't use wouldn't be compatible with us.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A virus using protein codings our body doesn't use wouldn't be compatible with us.
Well… probably wouldn't be compatible. This stuff gets complicated.
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@dkf I was considering whether to insert some uncertainty in that sentence. I'm not an expert I just pretend.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf I was considering whether to insert some uncertainty in that sentence. I'm not an expert I just
pretend.stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last nightFTFY
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I have no idea if this is actually NSFW. All the words themselves are clean, but...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218782891558174720/497891438110179328/7c6.png
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have no idea if this is actually NSFW. All the words themselves are clean, but...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218782891558174720/497891438110179328/7c6.png
You're absolutely sure that was coffee?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I have no idea if this is actually NSFW. All the words themselves are clean, but...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/218782891558174720/497891438110179328/7c6.png
You're absolutely sure that was coffee?
It was quite creamy...
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@ben_lubar Sadly it seems to be fake.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'll get me coat.
No! Don't leave! I didn't understand the first one!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_tempora_o_mores!
It translates literally as Oh the times! Oh the customs! but more accurately as Oh what times! Oh what customs!
This sentence is an exclamation critical of present-day attitudes and trends, sometimes used jokingly or wryly. For example, Edgar Allan Poe used the phrase as the title and subject of his poem, "O, Tempora! O, Mores!", in which he criticized the manners of the men of his time.[2]
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
IDGI
The correct spelling is
Huddersfield
. Phonetically, I suppose the subtitles could be correct...Edit: Incidentally, the woman is Jodie Whittaker, the 13th Dr Who.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:>
The correct spelling is
Huddersfield
. Phonetically, I suppose the subtitles could be correct...Edit: Incidentally, the woman is Jodie Whittaker, the 13th Dr Who.
And being from West Yorkshire, naturally, she talks funny.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername why would they? I was always seeding generously.
No, now you're thinking of a leech.
Isn't that that place in Scotland with the big lake monster?
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And being from West Yorkshire, naturally, she talks funny.
Well, quite. Hence my comment about phonetics...
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