The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@izzion Ah, good, I'm safe then! I don't have any kids and at this rate it wont happen!
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Spotted in a reddit comment: Machine learning (noun) - A buzzword used if not evrn the programmers have any idea what is going down.
*Can you explain how this works?
-It's machine learning.*
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@izzion I've taken to describing using machine learning as being “praying to the Machine Spirit”.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla I wonder what it does when there are two people crossing the street from opposite directions...
More skeuomorphism can solve this issue! We just need to take inspiration from something with more eyes...say a spider:
Perfect...
As you once did for the vacuous Rom, grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy
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@El_Heffe Vegans are malnourished, so I'd think that their would lack essential nutrients as well.
But the point still stands. Vegan "food" is rather nasty (at least when it tries to mimic meat instead of being its own thing and taking the ingredients as they stand).
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Vegans are malnourished
But vegetarians aren't (going by the several I've worked with over the years).
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one took me a while. My German is better than I thought.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one took me a while. My German is better than I thought.
Dich is "You". I'd imagine sucht is "saves"?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one took me a while. My German is better than I thought.
Dich is "You". I'd imagine sucht is "saves"?
It's "sought".
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This one took me a while. My German is better than I thought.
Dich is "You". I'd imagine sucht is "saves"?
It's "sought".
searches, present tense.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion Ah, good, I'm safe then! I don't have any kids and at this rate it wont happen!
Not if you keep sacrificing them due to the T&C, it won't.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Vegans are malnourished
But vegetarians aren't (going by the several I've worked with over the years).
People who think vegetarians are malnourished clearing haven't seen the amount of pizzas and pasta and desserts the vegetarians I know consume.
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@El_Heffe I'm amazed grocery stores in the South even have vegan sections.
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@pie_flavor (You do realize that response is a ripoff of The 40 Year Old Virgin, right?)
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@blakeyrat Nope! What's that?
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@pie_flavor what you'll be in 21 years
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My wife picked up a t-shirt at Comic-Con depicting Stitch on a broomstick, about to finish a game of Quidditch.
Caption: STITCHES GET SNITCHES
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor what you'll be in 21 years
What he'll be in 21 years if they make a movie about it.
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QWOP cosplay.
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@Tsaukpaetra The backless version would be a mule.
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(not the author. I would have done a better job)
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@ben_lubar The embed is terrible and doesn't show the tweets correctly.
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Btw, that's not eye contact. That's the car checking her boobs.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Btw, that's not eye contact. That's the car checking her boobs.
I'm pretty sure the car is looking at the center of the object it sees moving. Either that or her boobs are somewhere around her elbows.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar The embed is terrible and doesn't show the tweets correctly.
What do you mean? The embed has always only shown one parent tweet.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Vegans are malnourished
But vegetarians aren't (going by the several I've worked with over the years).
People who think vegetarians are malnourished clearing haven't seen the amount of pizzas and pasta and desserts the vegetarians I know consume.
The amount is not relevant, the presence or absence of specific substances is. There is less proteins in vegetable diet and their amino-acid composition is further from what human body needs, so if you get the composition wrong, you can easily lack proteins even though you have plenty of energy. In other words, you can be fat and malnoutrished at the same time. In fact, when you are malnoutrished due to wrong food composition, you are likely be overweight because the body will keep reporting hunger in a vain effort to get something actually nourishing.
The condition can occur easily, especially in vegans, and doctors are often quite bad at recognising it, because malnourishment just does not come to mind when diagnosing an overweight patient.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What do you mean? The embed has always only shown one parent tweet.
This doesn't exactly provide much context, does it? ⇓
I don't see what you tweeted. (twitted? whatever spelling)
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There is less proteins in vegetable diet and their amino-acid composition is further from what human body needs, so if you get the composition wrong, you can easily lack proteins even though you have plenty of energy.
It's not common when people consume eggs or milk-based products, and there's not a lot of the key essential amino acids actually required. That's why vegans have more problems than general vegetarians.
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@anonymous234 well yes, half the universe did not die, and half did.
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Skinner: "Half the Tories opposite are crooks."
Speaker: "Please retract that unparliamentary language."
Skinnner: "OK, half the Tories opposite are not crooks."
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@cartman82 2 days off a week? They'll never pass the Cartman Test™.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In case anyone's missing the joke, this is a reference to Trump's comments about Puerto Rico's death toll from hurricane Maria.
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