The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
= Volume Alert
Response:
Maybe if it's not the only thing on a line? https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/?ref=redirect#!/BLJkIpmqscS4v6KPihJT
Edit: apparently Markdumb fucks with the URL.
Edit: try three...
Edit: fuck it, the damn URL seems to get encoded no matter what.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: fuck it, the damn URL seems to get encoded no matter what.
I whined to the site dev, and four hours later, it's fixed! Now both mine and @bb36e 's links will work as expected!
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@obeselymorbid
Obviously inaccurate, since it omitted the GF slapping the hell out of him.
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@obeselymorbid Is that a reverse Dad Joke?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The screenshot is from Grindr, a gay dating app.
It's notorious for guys just looking for hookupsRelated:
https://mobile.twitter.com/bbccomedy/status/1021086495782899713
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@topspin How to get on an FBI watchlist, for beginners.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
as expected!
Tweeted it. Get liked by... interesting folks.
Because of fucking course.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
https://twitter.com/thetomska/status/1029062026180612096?s=19The nope thread is
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@dcon Crap, this is actually less funny in British. Try this one in American.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There used to be an "I don't know this person" response. Get a few (3?) of those, and they could only send requests to people whose email addresses they knew.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's funny, but the picture is completely irrelevant.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now do one that will tell me if I'm watching "Friends With Benefits" or "No Strings Attached". Or whether I've stumbled across "Mean Girls" or "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen".
Or to make things really interesting: "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" or "Heartbreakers".
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm watching "Friends With Benefits" or "No Strings Attached"
"Is the main actress Mila Kunis?"
Yes -> "Friends with Benefits"
No -> "No Strings Attached"
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@SarahDuggers said in Twitter post:
Omg who made this masterpiece?
Well if ya didn't fukkin' upload it to Twitter instead of linking it, we might be able to know, eh?
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@Tsaukpaetra Ok, so try the original, which also has the advantage of not being a compression-artifact-filled mess:
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
so try the original
You can't tell that from the tweet, which was my point.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin http://gawker.com/5938239/revealed-the-proper-way-to-use-a-tic-tac-dispenser
You reach this point:
and then let go of the cap to take the TicTac and the lid pops up a bit, throwing the candy back into the box.
(Not to mention the awkwardness of holding the cap still while rotating the box over it.)
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit I've never seen sparkling coffee, so all my coffee is always flat in < 1 s.
Also, you could say my coffee is like this joke. Flat.
My brother received a carbonation machine as a gift a few years ago, and he used it to carbonate all sorts of beverages. One time, when they were visiting my grandparents, he carbonated some of their coffee early in the morning, put it into an empty 2-liter bottle of Coca-Cola, and put that into the fridge to chill. When my dad got up for breakfast, they pulled out the bottle and gave it to my dad and told him, "We saved the last of it for you." My dad really likes Coke, so that sort of thing was normal, and he suspected nothing.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e I don't get it.
Windows users and Linux users are united in hating Windows.
Or they're arm-wrestling over who hates it more.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fact of the Day #1000:
"Mile" comes from the Latin mille, which means "thousand," and the distance of 1 mile is mille passus, or "one thousand paces" of a Roman soldier, which came out to 5280 feet.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH no, no, those are ascuits.
I love the conglomeration of sugar, cocoa, milk, and margarine; vanilla, salt, peanut butter, and oats!
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's funny, but the picture is completely irrelevant.
The picture is correct, but the format of the text is incorrect.
The picture is supposed to be used for stuff like "they can't X" "if you already Y"
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@ben_lubar No, the format is just supposed to be a 'good idea' that isn't.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
https://twitter.com/thetomska/status/1029062026180612096?s=19The nope thread is
What about pineapple and mayonnaise on pizza!
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
https://twitter.com/thetomska/status/1029062026180612096?s=19The nope thread is
What about pineapple and mayonnaise on pizza!
With anchovies and Bell peppers!
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@Tsaukpaetra thought those were bell peppers.