The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Apparently in this case, "crudely edited" means "made into an actual joke".
The original is still the funniest cartoon on the site, though, the rest is pure material.
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@maciejasjmj Yeah it's a pretty dire comic. I had to click through a dozen of them before I found this.
This one was ok though: https://stonetoss.com/comic/gotta-go-fabulous/
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@blakeyrat In that case the funny panels must not have loaded here.
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@jaloopa It even comes with translations (including the more appropriate alternative wording):
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you get that from the USA Today twitter feed?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The cat is installed backwards. It's firing projectiles in the wrong direction
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Nice... boobs? Is that what's funny about this picture?
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A nun walks into the Mother Superior's office and plops down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration.
“What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you usually spend with your family.”
“It is,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We try to play golf as often as we can. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.”
“I seem to recall that,” the Mother Superior agreed. “So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?"
"Far from it,” snorted the Sister. “In fact, I took the Lord’s name in vain today!”
“Goodness, Sister!” gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. “You must tell me all about it!”
“Well, we were on the fifth tee, and this hole is a monster, a 540-yard par 5, with a nasty dogleg right and a hidden green. I hit the drive of my life. The sweetest swing I’ve ever made. And it’s flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...until it hits a bird in mid-flight!”
“Oh my!” commiserated the Mother Superior. “How unfortunate! But surely that didn’t make you blaspheme, Sister!”
“No, that wasn’t it,” admitted the Sister. “While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the fairway!”
“Oh, that would have almost made me blaspheme!” sympathized the Mother Superior."
“But I didn’t, Mother!” sobbed the Sister. “I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!”
“So that’s when you cursed,” said the Mother Superior with a knowing smile."
“Nope, that wasn’t it either,” cried the Sister, anguished, “because as the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green. The ball popped out of his paws and rolled to 18 inches from the cup!”
The Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said, “You missed the fucking putt, didn’t you?"
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@tsaukpaetra Look more carefully at the skeletal structure.
I dunno, I thought it was hilarious.
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@pie_flavor He kind of looks like there's some Terrell Rotation thing going on, but that's all I see.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Look more carefully at the skeletal structure.
Facial recognition has done all it can. Sorry.
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I dunno, I thought it was hilarious.
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@boomzilla It's late and I'm tired, so I'm going to cut this short:
Priest and cardinal playing golf on a sunny day.
Cardinal misses first putt, says "God damn it! I missed."
Priest is shocked with the blasphemy, but says nothing.The cardinal misses his second putt. Shouts "God damn it! I missed again!"
The priest says "please, Your Excelency" (or whatever title) "do not blaspheme. Our Lord will not be happy".
The cardinal grumbles.Cardinal misses third putt, screams "God damn it!! Fuck it all to hell! I missed!!".
Suddenly, the weather changes. Dark clouds appear out of nothing.
A lightning bolt shoots out from the skies above, pulverizing the priest.
A booming voice from the heavens says "FUCK, I MISSED".
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Audio warning. Mute. Just loud and annoying. Video doesn't need it.
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Audio warning. Mute. Just loud and annoying. Video doesn't need it.
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@ben_lubar I'm not sure what you are implying P means but I upvoted for the hilarious campaign anyway.
I guess fighting SJW with mock SJW is the true way.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar I'm not sure what you are implying P means
Pancakes.
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@obeselymorbid OMG the vatican sent a message from the future!
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I dunno about that weirdo, but if I just won some cheese, I really wouldn't care what shape it is...
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I keep finding things on my windshield that I'm told are "advertising circulars". They're invariably rectangular.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I dunno about that weirdo, but if I just won some cheese, I really wouldn't care what shape it is...
If I won some cheese, I'd care about what sort of cheese it was. Some cheeses I really like a lot, others I can't stand at all.
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@dkf So do you like the round or square ones?
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@hungrier Hard, properly aged, non-blue. Shape not very important; if the flavour is right, then square blocks, wedges and rounds are all OK.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier Hard, properly aged, non-blue. Shape not very important; if the flavour is right, then square blocks, wedges and rounds are all OK.
Hey, you brought up what kind it is... it looked good from the picture, to me.
It didn't look like a round cheese, I'll admit, but it looked like a good cheese, and as the saying goes, "don't look a gift horse in the mouth".
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like how they put a US flag on there just in case someone doesn't know that Donald Trump is president.
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@mott555 Um, what about hairballs...?
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@ben_lubar Isn't it par for the course in the US to put flags on literally everything, though?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Isn't it par for the course in the US to put flags on literally everything
Literally everything?
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@hungrier Good luck finding spaghetti willing to work for just 8.50.
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You have to swallow those things quickly. Don't want to get a stiff neck.
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@el_heffe said in Good laptop for wife?:
@e4tmyl33t said in Good laptop for wife?:
I don't think a laptop would make a very good wife. Cortana can't hold enough of a conversation.
I would like to get a laptop for my wife.
Anyone who would like to make that trade, let me know.