The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@PJH That vehicle needs to go on a diet so it can fit in the parking space.
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann IN COFFEE? Who do you think we are, some kind of barbarians?
Vodka is a chaser, obviously.
He has two cups, and it looks like he already took a drink from the one that has coffee in it...
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Caption competition
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann IN COFFEE? Who do you think we are, some kind of barbarians?
Vodka is a chaser, obviously.
As far as I remember my childhood, it's probably mud and sand. Possibly a dog shit too.
Filed under: the early capitalism wasn't easy on us
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@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
, it's probably mud and sand. Possibly a dog shit too.
Colloquially called, "coffee"
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
, it's probably mud and sand. Possibly a dog shit too.
Colloquially called, "coffee"
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Maciejasjmj said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
, it's probably mud and sand. Possibly a dog shit too.
Colloquially called, "coffee"
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Caption competition
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Is it in yet?
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Pass the poppers first please!!!
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Would you read the letters, starting with the top row please?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Is it in yet?
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Pass the poppers first please!!!
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Would you read the letters, starting with the top row please?
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- I only came in here to get my eyes tested! Not my testes eyed..
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
- I only came in here to get my eyes tested! Not my testes eyed..
- When my doctor said I might have a fistula, this isn't quite what I expected...
(Yes - I've got the pub involved with this one.)
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This virtual reality appliance is said to replace FaceTime in two to three years.
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Steve was blissfully unaware that he was about to fail his dentistry practical exam for the fourth time.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TIL overselling is still a thing that happens today.
Is that a mostly American thing?I don't fly that often but I never heard of passengers being removed from the plane due to overbooking.
Firstly, it doesn't happen that often that too many people actually show up. Then when it does, usually they can find someone who will take the offer. Then they will ask (tell) someone to get off, often giving them some kind of compensation, but it doesn't happen very often. This instance, however, was not a matter of overbooking, per se, it was a clear error - they had to transport flight personnel and hadn't left room for them.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
I also like the car drivers who think that the bike lane is the perfect place to park their car. I also like it when they think that switching on the warning lights somehow makes it okay.
Yesterday a Ferrari driver tried to pull that exact stunt and obviously moved to park on the bike lane. He somehow missed the police car directly behind him who promptly announced through the loud speaker: "Listen, idiot, even if your car is red the bike lane still isn't for stopping. Move along."
Or Taxies dropping off in the bike lane. They are unpredictable. I've been doored twice by taxi passenger who decided to get out where they were because of red lights..
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Is it in yet?
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Pass the poppers first please!!!
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Would you read the letters, starting with the top row please?
- [...] And now?
- I only came in here to get my eyes tested! Not my testes eyed..
- You don't to be there when he swipes left.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a green light!
The theory of the Idaho stop is that it is safer for a biker to get started before the cars so they are sure to see the bike.
I don't run as many red lights as other bikers, largely because I am not tall enough to see if the traffic is clear.
I can cruise between lanes with the best of them though.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a green light!
Cyclists can't help but try to save a few seconds at every opportunity in an attempt to make up for their inferior slow choice of transportation.
Doubles as a picture of a better vehicle in addition to a trolling indicator.
My ride to work is about 10 miles...overall I average just under 10 miles an hour as I get to work in just over an hour. Then I have to lock the bike and shower.
So yes, I try to squeeze out as much speed as possible without hurting anyone as I can.
I would really like to work about 6 miles away from home with a company that provides bike parking and a subsidized gym very close by.
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@lucas1 Bork bork bork!
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I get to work in just over an hour. Then I have to lock the bike and shower.
So two and a half hours lost per day on the trip and related activities.
Don't you have buses or something?
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@lucas1 Considering Twitter is using Bing Translate, I'd say it's working as expected that a tweet containing no Swedish words at all is identified as Swedish.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I get to work in just over an hour. Then I have to lock the bike and shower.
So two and a half hours lost per day on the trip and related activities.
Don't you have buses or something?Saves paying for and going to a gym! (Yeah, I really need to start doing that too. But I'm about 20mi by bike away from work...)
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I get to work in just over an hour. Then I have to lock the bike and shower.
So two and a half hours lost per day on the trip and related activities.
Don't you have buses or something?We do, and subways even, but I was explaining why if I bike I try to reduce time stopped at lights as much as possible.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I get to work in just over an hour. Then I have to lock the bike and shower.
So two and a half hours lost per day on the trip and related activities.
Don't you have buses or something?Saves paying for and going to a gym! (Yeah, I really need to start doing that too. But I'm about 20mi by bike away from work...)
The gym is where I shower. Otherwise my coworkers might complain.
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@Karla
Ride to work with the boobs out, so your clothes don't get sweaty?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
Ride to work with the boobs out, so your clothes don't get sweaty?I think that will cause more problems than it solves.
- chafing from my backpack
- risk of frostbite in some months and sunburn in others
- distracting to other drivers and cyclists
And if I put clean clothes over a sweaty skin...I will still be stinky.
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It featured an actor saying: “"You're watching a 15-second Burger King ad, which is unfortunately not enough time to explain all the fresh ingredients in the Whopper sandwich. But I've got an idea: OK, Google, what is the Whopper burger?"
The recording triggered speakers into reading out the Whopper’s Wikipedia description, which had been altered to: “The Whopper is a burger, consisting of a flame-grilled patty made with 100 percent beef with no preservatives or fillers, topped with sliced tomatoes, onions, lettuce, pickles, ketchup, and mayonnaise, served on a sesame-seed bun.”
After the advert emerged, the page was mischievously edited to refer to the Whopper as being made of “medium-sized child” and containing “cyanide”. It has now been locked, as Wikipedia occasionally does when multiple parties disagree over the editing.
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Happy Eostre
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Found in an imgur collection:
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Boy, that works on two levels! Personality-wise, he is a marshmallow bunny!
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When was a narrow margin of Alaska nuked?
TIL retirees in the Florida beach are responsible for Anime!
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@Boner The right rabbit:
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@dse said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner The right rabbit:
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@loopback0 What about Korean anime?
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Caption competition
Are you sure you left your watch in there?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Caption competition
Are you sure you left your watch in there?
- "It's an Apple Watch! I'm getting it back!"
- "Don't bother ... it's shit anyway."
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https://www.facebook.com/Modmanofficial/videos/240463406419860/
Fuck that bitch. This is Russia.
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My wife commented the other day.
It's like that time that Moses struck down with his staff and said "You shall not pass!".
To which I responded, "That was Magneto, dear."
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@aliceif said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jarry said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I need this.
I saw this just after watching ex machina on Netflix, that has a scene where they discuss about this exact painting.
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@Karla Really this got a downvote? I guess maybe, I wasn't funny enough in the Funny thread or someone really doesn't like bikers who run red lights on their bike.