The Cat Status Thread
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Kitten status: "Oh, hey, this noisy and warm box is an awesome sleeping spot!"
Apparently, next to the small home server in my living room is his current fav place.
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@Atazhaia said in The Cat Status Thread:
Kitten status: "Oh, hey, this noisy and warm box is an awesome sleeping spot!"
Apparently, next to the small home server in my living room is his current fav place.
Cats do prefer warm spots. Moto basks in the sunbeams from the windows, and loves the electric blanket.
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
neighbour's cat status its making squeaking noises. Should I be worried?
Nah. Just spray a bit of WD40 on it and it'll fix the problem right away.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
neighbour's cat status its making squeaking noises. Should I be worried?
Nah. Just spray a bit of WD40 on it and it'll fix the problem right away.
Yes. The cat will stop squeaking as it becomes a furious screeching whirlwind of claws and teeth.
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@boomzilla Cats are a subset of evil dolls.
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I was playing 7 days to die last night and I kept hearing a noise to right of me. I thought there was a zombie in the house i was looting. Spent about 2 minutes looking for it before I turned my head to the right and saw the cat tapping on the window to be left in.
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
I was playing 7 days to die last night and I kept hearing a noise to right of me. I thought there was a zombie in the house i was looting. Spent about 2 minutes looking for it before I turned my head to the right and saw the cat tapping on the window to be left in.
Sometime in my mid-20s, I was living alone, sleeping on the couch in my living room. It was 3am, in pitch-black darkness, and I'm suddenly awoken by loud, discordant pipe organ notes.
Obviously I was startled awake and thinking , but after a few moments I solved the mystery and yelled, "kitty get the fuck off the [electronic] piano!"
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
I was playing 7 days to die last night and I kept hearing a noise to right of me. I thought there was a zombie in the house i was looting. Spent about 2 minutes looking for it before I turned my head to the right and saw the cat tapping on the window to be left in.
Sometime in my mid-20s, I was living alone, sleeping on the couch in my living room. It was 3am, in pitch-black darkness, and I'm suddenly awoken by loud, discordant pipe organ notes.
Obviously I was startled awake and thinking , but after a few moments I solved the mystery and yelled, "kitty get the fuck off the [electronic] piano!"
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@izzion said in The Cat Status Thread:
@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
I was playing 7 days to die last night and I kept hearing a noise to right of me. I thought there was a zombie in the house i was looting. Spent about 2 minutes looking for it before I turned my head to the right and saw the cat tapping on the window to be left in.
Sometime in my mid-20s, I was living alone, sleeping on the couch in my living room. It was 3am, in pitch-black darkness, and I'm suddenly awoken by loud, discordant pipe organ notes.
Obviously I was startled awake and thinking , but after a few moments I solved the mystery and yelled, "kitty get the fuck off the [electronic] piano!"
Trolleybus level: cat
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@hungrier I recognize that station. It's currently slated to close permanently due to budgetary issues. Now you've made me sad.
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@hungrier it's a little blurry so I'm not certain, but does it say "Turkeyburger"?
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@Gąska said in The Cat Status Thread:
@hungrier it's a little blurry so I'm not certain, but does it say "Turkeyburger"?
Deluxe!
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Cat status: long
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
neighbour's cat status its making squeaking noises. Should I be worried?
Nah. Just spray a bit of WD40 on it and it'll fix the problem right away.
Yes. The cat will stop squeaking as it becomes a furious screeching whirlwind of claws and teeth.
The you've sprayed it in the wrong place. Spray it in the right place and it will never squeak, or make any sound whatsoever, again.
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@DogsB They aren't called "crazy cat ladies" for nothing.
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The cat has thought me a new trick. It sits by a bowl and I put food into it. My sister actually bought it food. Its not our cat.
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@DogsB said in The Cat Status Thread:
The cat has thought
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@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
The best way to provide enrichment to your haunted doll is to have two of them. Or three.
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@Bulb said in The Cat Status Thread:
The best way to provide enrichment to your haunted doll is to have two of them. Or three.
My cousin hates clowns. We got him this creepy clown doll as a gift. Whenever he's not looking we move it.
He stabbed it at one point.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
@boomzilla I'm so glad cats don't have opposable thumbs to wield weapons with.
I can't remember the name now but there is a cat breed with thumbs.
And then there is the polydactyl cats of every breed.
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Cats and dogs living together?! What's next, flying pigs?
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@Bulb said in The Cat Status Thread:
@boomzilla said in The Cat Status Thread:
The best way to provide enrichment to your haunted doll is to have two of them. Or three.
I outsource providing enrichment to Aperture Science Enrichment Center.
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@Zerosquare said in The Cat Status Thread:
Cats and dogs living together?! What's next, flying pigs?
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Cat status: switching to sleep mode
https://i.imgur.com/zSYAbIP.mp4
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Ruby followed me to the shop today.
I happened to meet her in the street and she kept following me. It's only about three minutes walk across the park and I think she might have come all the way if we hadn't come face to face with a dog, which made her decide to jump up on a fence. She waited for me to come back and before I was even close enough to see her (it was getting dusky so she was one shadow amongst many) I heard her meowing for me. And she rarely meows at all.She's also completely ignored the Christmas tree in the eight hours it's been up and decorated so far!
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@CarrieVS said in The Cat Status Thread:
She's also completely ignored the Christmas tree in the eight hours it's been up and decorated so far!
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Not sure if this belongs in here, but...
https://i.imgur.com/Dy82hYe.mp4
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