Florida Man goes to...
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@boomzilla What's the joke? Every jail has billboards like that around it.
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@blakeyrat The phone number, I think.
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@HardwareGeek Either that or
DUI • CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERTS • DRUGS
...one of those things is not like the others, I think.
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@anotherusername said in Florida Man goes to...:
@HardwareGeek Either that or
DUI • CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERTS • DRUGS
...one of those things is not like the others, I think.
CALL US IF YOU ARE ACCUSED OF BEING A CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERT
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@ben_lubar said in Florida Man goes to...:
CALL US IF YOU ARE ACCUSED OF BEING A CRIMINAL TRIAL EXPERT
Or if you need drugs
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@TimeBandit Or if you want to be driven around by someone under the influence of their newest batch of drugs.
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@boomzilla
:blinks:
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... a restaurant having a "Monkey Monday":
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@Polygeekery Donnie Baker. Excellent choice, I swear to God, state law!
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@boomzilla that freaking guy now has a Patreon.
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@Polygeekery Fuck you, give me farts?!
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@topspin said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Polygeekery Fuck you, give me farts?!
Fart you, give me money.
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I mean, at least there were no minors involved?
Miami Beach Police say two men from Illinois — Diego Berrio, who is 39, and Edwin Giraldo Cortez, age 30 — were caught performing oral sex on each other in a car parked along Ocean Drive, Miami Beach's busiest tourist road, around 3:20 p.m.
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@Polygeekery Are people visiting Florida from Chicago technically Florida Men?
I ask because I've visited Florida many times, and I'd hate to have ever had the technical label of "Florida Man" at any point in my life.
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@The_Quiet_One I think if you do Florida Man stuff while in Florida then you become an honorary Florida Man. Or woman. Especially if it involves an alligator. Or public sex/nudity. Especially if it public sex in Florida with an alligator.
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@Polygeekery Does that allow me to vote and collect welfare in Florida?
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
public sex in Florida with an alligator
Isn't that the only reason anybody ever goes to Florida?
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@The_Quiet_One said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Polygeekery Does that allow me to vote and collect welfare in Florida?
Depends. Are you an illegal immigrant?
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
Especially if it public sex in Florida with an alligator.
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...the hospital:
is the deal with those ears?
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
@The_Quiet_One I think if you do Florida Man stuff while in Florida then you become an honorary Florida Man. Or woman. Especially if it involves an alligator. Or public sex/nudity. Especially if it public sex in Florida with an alligator.
Not Florida enough. Needs to also be intoxicated and on top of a moving vehicle.
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@boomzilla that's an interesting hairstywhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck
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Yes, the law does not outlaw oral sex with the animals. Update: Riptide has since learned that in this particular case, Antunes was on the receiving end.
"We need to close up this loose loophole," Rick Chaboudy, executive director of the Suncoast Animal League told the Times. "This is one of those crimes that you can't possibly imagine that it goes on, but I'm sure at one point in time, somebody said the same thing about child pornography."
That dude apparently needs to spend a lot more time on the internet.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
...the hospital:
is the deal with those ears?
Should've stayed a little longer.
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@boomzilla Testicles.
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They were hanging to low and would get cold in the water when he too a dump, so he had them moved up a bit. That is why he was in the hospital! Put all the pieces together man.
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FloridaVirginia man!
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article @Cursorkeys linked said in Florida Man goes to...:
years of sex with animals being technically legal in Florida,
Wait, what???
Edit: sorry, bitch, we still can't fuck, but maybe if we move to Florida...
Edit the second : aww she's sleeping now! Remember bitches, I give the best scritches.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
article @Cursorkeys linked said in Florida Man goes to...:
years of sex with animals being technically legal in Florida,
Wait, what???
Now you're planning to move to Florida?
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
article @Cursorkeys linked said in Florida Man goes to...:
years of sex with animals being technically legal in Florida,
Wait, what???
Now you're planning to move to Florida?
You technically stole my joke before I edited so have a 🌟
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@Tsaukpaetra Just oral -- until they get around to banning that also.
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@boomzilla maybe my neighbors aren't so bad...
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... California
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@topspin The defence better have a good lawyer.
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@topspin Assuming she wins the case... If her parents have to take on a loan to pay for the compensation, guess who inherits the debt?
EDIT: It might actually not even be a Californian woman because the story isn't real
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You can only assume he stole the car because his truck was disabled in the collision otherwise this is too weird.
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@Jaloopa you were right - see above.
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....Chick-Fil-A!
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Honorary Florida Man found in Canada:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/naked-jehovah-witnesses-apos-kidnapped-142444718.html
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@mott555 You know someone is really crazy when they go outside naked in Canadian weather