The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Yep. And what does such a machine do? And why would that show up in juxtaposition with Captain Picard?
Kirk placed it in front of him to suggest that Picard would make a better tailor than a starship captain.
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@Mason_Wheeler If it were not for "Life in Hell", I would not have known what the bottom left one was.
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@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler If it were not for "Life in Hell", I would not have known what the bottom left one was.
If it were not for the bottom left one, I wouldn't have known what the bottom right was.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler If it were not for "Life in Hell", I would not have known what the bottom left one was.
If it were not for the bottom left one, I wouldn't have known what the bottom right was.
If it were not for the first comment on imgur where I went after reverse image search, I wouldn't have known what either of them was.
I know both words but looking at the pictures I couldn't recall them.
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@obeselymorbid said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@jinpa said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler If it were not for "Life in Hell", I would not have known what the bottom left one was.
If it were not for the bottom left one, I wouldn't have known what the bottom right was.
If it were not for the first comment on imgur where I went after reverse image search, I wouldn't have known what either of them was.
I know both words but looking at the pictures I couldn't recall them.
For anyone similarly unenlightened: They are a fez and a pheasant.
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My wife got mad at me for kicking spilled ice cubes under the refrigerator. But now it's all water under the fridge.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Reining* (it's not even a horse pun if you don't use the same spelling as reins)
Champing*
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@boomzilla That shitpic though... The JPEG artifacts hurt and yet it is stored as a PNG?!?
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@JBert
somebody probably cropped out the wooden table and saved it again as png
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@JBert when you paste an image into nodebb it will be converted to png. I didn't pay attention to what it was where I found it but I figured you guys deserved it.
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@Gąska said in TIL (about the Dark Arts of HTML):
@Mason_Wheeler Ford, Reagan, Bush Sr., Clinton and Obama. There were total of 8 left-handed presidents in US history.
I always thought there was something sinister about them
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@Mason_Wheeler Correctional officers are indeed notified when an identical twin is expected to visit.
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My neighbour has heard accusations of having unsafe electric appliances in their apartment.
They're ungrounded.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Ooh, eee! Ooh, ah, ah! Ting, tang, walla walla bing bang....
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@Mason_Wheeler A-sap and battree.
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So that makes sense why people from Finland are so mellow...
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@boomzilla this reads like one of those AI comprehension tests.
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@boomzilla For some reason I read it “I bought a frog …” at first. Looks like I am already seeing wolves this late in the evening… (and I am not even drunk).
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@dkf said in Tales from Coronavee-rooss Italy, mamma mia!:
Not easy teaching buns to dance, even when they're specially bred.
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@Bulb said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla For some reason I read it “I bought a frog …” at first. Looks like I am already seeing wolves this late in the evening… (and I am not even drunk).
I am more concerned that you seem to be implying that your second sentence follows from your first. Is it well known that people who misread "dog" as "frog" are also seeing wolves?
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Did you hear that Chamomile is a sleep aid? Apparently sweet dreams really are made of teas!
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I can beat that. Late last year someone asked what the HG in HG Wells stood for, and I said "mercury". Then it occurred to me that Wells' near-namesake Orson Welles called his organization (the one that famously put on "War of the Worlds" in 1938) the Mercury Theatre of the Air.
Suddenly there was angelic music and a beam of light from above.