Quotes Out of Context
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@tsaukpaetra Yes, a real quote.
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@polygeekery said
My shit isn't even allowed to be imported in to the UK.
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@boner said in Quotes Out of Context:
@polygeekery said
My shit isn't even allowed to be imported in to the UK.
: Sir, do you have anything to declare?
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@polygeekery said :
dude, we do lots of dick
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@hungrier if you added in the next word it could make it a better QOOC, not sure.
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@polygeekery
Sadly, it looks like you came up too small in that dick quote.
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@tsaukpaetra If it's anything but the quote itself, I may have falsified it.
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@onyx grimaced:
inuendo went too far
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@gąska said:
Which is asshole move. If I'll be pissy enough, there's a chance
Well, if pissing on assholes is your thing... YKINMKBTOK.
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@hardwaregeek no kink shaming!
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@gąska Fuck, I really get off on kink-shaming.
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@boomzilla said:
nice to our enemies and not to our friends in the world
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@boomzilla said:
I had no interest in that guy's air conditioners.
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@gribnit said:
I recently used Javascript's infinity in anger
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@djls45 said:
that wasn't hard before you were married, was it?
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@carnage said:
dildo in a cave with torrents
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Picture yourself in a boat on a river
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly
A girl with kaleidoscope eyesCellophane flowers of yellow and green
Towering over your head
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
And she's gonedildo in a cave with torrents
dildo in a cave with torrents
dildo in a cave with torrents
Aaaa-aaah...
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
Di
ldo in a cave with torrentsMy tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I download this crap at all
I've just logged back into Windows, to see my download's stalled
And open up the system tray, got no WiFi at all
It reminds me that that BT is bad, BT is bad
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@carnage said:
dildo in a cave with torrents
Is that some weird new edition of Clue?
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@Dragnslcr The professor, in the cave, with a torrent of dildoes
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@hungrier Tony Stark built this in a cave! With a torrent of dildoes!
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@hungrier
It really is a catchy song ... it kind of got stuck in my head
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@Gribnit said :
Jerking's not mild.
I was referring more to the amount of rub used usually being quite a lot
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@hungrier said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Dragnslcr The professor, in the cave, with a torrent of dildoes
If you go by the movie, that may not be very surprising.
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@carnage said:
dildo in a cave with torrents
The purpose of a torrent is simultaneous sharing with multiple peers. Torrenting dildos seems rather unsanitary.
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@HardwareGeek No, also you can't.
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@Onyx said:
we need to fiddle manually, fuck
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@carnage said:
dildo in a cave with torrents
The purpose of a torrent is simultaneous sharing with multiple peers. Torrenting dildos seems rather unsanitary.
Sharing is caring
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@Rhywden said:
Göring had it absolutely right.
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@izzion said:
this app needs your permissions to sacrifice your firstborn virgin daughter
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Look what I found there!
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrusaderKings/comments/90or39/i_got_fucked_by_a_9_year_old_girl
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@cvi said :
The buttcloud isn't user-replaceable either
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@djls45 said:
The hard part is just figuring out when and where to go.
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@PJH said:
Elsewhere, in the world of vaginal woo, menopause magnets
Favourite phrase of the week so far.
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@Onyx said:
I have some batteries and clamps I can use on their genitalia
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@blakeyrat said:
I love to kiss
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@blakeyrat said:
I love to kiss
Amateur.
@blakeyrat said:
The only time I ever seen it mentioned for any reason ever is when it goes down. Which is a lot.
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@Cursorkeys said :
Made Vegan chickpea curry with cauliflower rice for my brother and it was a rousing
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@luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
Amateur
Says the guy quoting with context
That's what I get for being lippy.
INB4 this is the next quote here in QOOC.
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@Polygeekery said:
It has been a rough day of rolling in poo.
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@hungrier I approve.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
I fuck my computers regularly
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said:
I fuck my computers regularly
It's not untrue.
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@dkf said:
Marriages are not just for children
Well, I should hope not. Most places you have to get special permission if you're not an adult...
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@Polygeekery said:
he will was it for as