Quotes Out of Context
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@Zecc said:
Can I ride one?
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@Zecc out. Of. Context!!!
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@RaceProUK said :
they can slide over my hips with surprising ease.
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@Tsaukpaetra said
:in Quotes Out of Context@Zecc out. Of. Context!!!
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@TimeBandit said:
you need two fingers and it's done with the left hand !
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@RaceProUK Gotta keep my right hand for "the other thing"
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@RaceProUK said:
they can slide over my hips with surprising ease.
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@dcon
I suppose one quote for each hip is cromulent... but you couldn't read back through FOUR posts? :P
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@dcon
I suppose one quote for each hip is cromulent... but you couldn't read back through FOUR posts? :POops. and all that.
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@Magus said :
But having it be as horrible as possible is the whole point!
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Magus said :
But having it be as horrible as possible is the whole point!
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@masonwheeler said:
OFF WITH HER PANTS!!!
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@yamikuronue said at [18:58]
halp, a sly vixen is trying to trick me into being an adult and making reasoned decisions~
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<Onyx47> maybe I should get a man
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@TimeBandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Magus said :
But having it be as horrible as possible is the whole point!
...of using Linux?
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
OFF WITH HER PANTS!!!
This is even better when you're British
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It would really bear out the old Sherlock Holmes adage, “Once you’ve eliminated the impossible, maybe go back and check if you only think something’s ‘impossible’ because you asked a suspect whether he was guilty and he said ‘no’ and then you did no follow-up investigation.”
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@lucas1 said:
only 0.1% as powerful as my cock then
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@RaceProUK do we need the official even with context thread?
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<somenerd> those barrels that turn things to wine <aliceif> you mean jesus?
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@Maciejasjmj said in a thread that sounds like "Meat Handle":
I have a precisely 27.395cm cock.
@No_1 replied:
The largest can get to be around 90 cm.
@bb36e said in the post immediately following @No_1's:
The thought of one of these bearing down on me at full speed is truly horrifying
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Presented without further ado:
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@Gąska I always knew Steam was full of scum
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@e4tmyl33t said in
for something that weighs 10 pounds, I wasn't expecting this thing to be so floppy.
I'm sure I'll have a more clear opinion after I spend some hours on it tonight.
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@CarrieVS said:
I like sucking my thumb
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@Boner said in Quotes Out of Context:
<Onyx47> maybe I should get a man
Bonus points, I don't have no idea what the context was either!
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@ben_lubar said:
So what you're saying is that size does matter?
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Things I've heard or said IRL these last few days:
They were amazed I could fit it all in
Turn on the hallway light, I need to see my pee
I knew it was the button on the left, I just didn't know which way was left
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
@RaceProUK do we need the official even with context thread?
Maybe. ⇓
@ben_lubar said:
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Their bums are made out of rubber, after all.
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
Things I've heard or said IRL these last few days:
They were amazed I could fit it all in
Turn on the hallway light, I need to see my pee
I knew it was the button on the left, I just didn't know which way was left
Have you been spying on me?!?!?!
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@Tsaukpaetra No more than usual. Why do you ask?
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra No more than usual. Why do you ask?
Just strange that I feel like i know each context those quotes came from. :D
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@cloak15 said in i.Con Smart Condom:
beta testing for Positions used. While I have no doubt that this will be ass
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@Mikael_Svahnberg said:
Y'all can pocket Peters pecker now
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@abarker said:
so I could shove it in Lorne's face
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@anonymous234 said :
I couldn't figure out how to do it properly.
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@mrguyorama said
I could do with a space penis
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@lucas1 said :
it was a rather tight fit.
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@lucas1 said
I will completely admit I can be an attention whore.
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@xaade said in Quotes Out of Context:
@lucas1 said
I will completely admit I can be an attention whore.
Not sure that out of context changes much.
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@Onyx said:
I still have SVGs I made ... somewhere on my home computer, for that smooth experience ;)
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@obeselymorbid said
@Boner Now to find another one, preferably as long and years old
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@coldandtired said:
I wanted to see why fbmac likes it so much but I hardly got aroused at all
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@Zecc said:
Making sure the receiver is turned on before putting it in is good advice in more than one situation.
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@RaceProUK An appropriate upvote:
:D