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RE: Testing candidate's mettle S02E02
@cartman82 said in Testing candidate's mettle S02E02:
TIL you can pump up the number of languages in your CV by listing all the regional variations of your native tongue.
Why didn't I think of that!?
I must add this to my CV*:
Languages
English (Full professional proficiency)
North American (Full professional proficiency - Can translate USian and Canadian**!)
*Résumé for those of you between Russia and Ireland
**Not the French-speaking ones though
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London's streets predict the future
I haven't seen this posted elsewhere and can't be bothered to search:
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RE: 1 server, 10 workstations, 1 idiot, 1 cup
goes off and checks Active Directory
That's when you end up with 10 workstations not working. And a server.
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RE: [Discussion] WTF is WTDWTF (Getting Started, FAQ, History)
@Gurth said in WTF is WTDWTF (Getting Started, FAQ, History):
So … are we meant to suggest memes that aren’t on the list yet?
I can't be bothered to suggest
Latest posts made by No_1
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RE: “One of the greatest miscarriages in British judicial history”
@cvi said in “One of the greatest miscarriages in British judicial history”:
Reminds me of the famous quote/question about whether inputting the wrong figures will still give the right answer
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RE: Advanced Trolly Logic
@xaade Simply leave for a different gas station and shoot anyone who follows.
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RE: Number-Two-Factor Authentication
@PJH Presumably analprints aren't unique enough hence the need for a fingerprint scanner. This means that there could be at least 1 analdoppelgänger for everyone out there.
Filed under: StoolFA, Multi-Farter Authentication, Literal toilet humo[u]r
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RE: The obvious way to select units
@dkf said in The obvious way to select units:
Alas, the fact that it isn't a smoking crater says that that's not quite true.
Toby Faire, it's not worth the ammunition.
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RE: The obvious way to select units
file.useMetric = true if ( GetConVarString( "cl_language" ) == "'murican" ) file.useMetric = false if ( GetConVarString( "cl_language" ) == "actual english" ) file.useMetric = sometimes
Filed under: I18N