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@Luhmann said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
preserving your meat
just keep it properly packed, no need to have it flapping about
That's what the sheath is for, no?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
a sheath is a perfectly cromulent apparatus
just put a sock on it
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@Luhmann said in In other news today...:
I'm hung like a horse.
huh.... stronger than average rope would be required for that.....
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@accalia
Are you calling me average ?
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@Luhmann said in In other news today...:
@accalia
Are you calling me average ?no, but i'm calling a horse too heavy for the standard 12.7mm diameter hemp noose.
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@accalia said in In other news today...:
standard 12.7mm diameter hemp noose.
just get a bigger one then! do I have to do all the thinking around here?
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@Luhmann said in In other news today...:
do I have to do all the thinking around here?
No, but it helps!
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Bless have hackers now realized that mac users probably have money to steal...
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@dkf
Apparently if I leave the thinking to you lot ...
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@accalia said in In other news today...:
no, but i'm calling a horse too heavy for the standard 12.7mm diameter hemp noose.
That would be hanged like a horse.
Filed under: counter-s have been dispatched and will explain why I'm wrong in 3...2...1...
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@Tsaukpaetra
If it's very, very cold I always just kill a horse and crawl into his belly to keep warm
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@CarrieVS said in In other news today...:
That would be hanged
likeinside a horse.?
su-zakana?
@Luhmann said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra
If it's very, very cold I always just kill a horse and crawl into his belly to keep warmyou are Jasha Lottin (edit - NSFW) and i claim my steak
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A Møøse once bit my sister...
http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/8/12131638/tour-de-france-llamas
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
A Møøse once bit my sister...
http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/8/12131638/tour-de-france-llamas
Note to Dave Barry: "Infested With Llamas" would be a great name for a rock band.
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@boomzilla
No mention of llamas during the race ... :dissapoint:
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@da-Doctah said in In other news today...:
@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
A Møøse once bit my sister...
http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/8/12131638/tour-de-france-llamas
Note to Dave Barry: "Infested With Llamas" would be a great name for a rock band.
Paging @darth_llama
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@da-Doctah said in In other news today...:
Note to Dave Barry: "Infested With Llamas" would be a great name for a rock band.
While driving through some back roads in northwest Wisconsin one year[1], I had a convenience store clerk warn me the road was infested with deer--"infested" was the word she used. She was right, too. You gotta put your high-beams on and drive slow.
[1] Actually I had stopped at the store to get a soda and/or directions.
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@FrostCat said in In other news today...:
infested with deer
When I lived in the Chicago area, you could tell where the deer all were. The trees were all perfectly trimmed to the height they could nibble. We considered them big rats.
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Dumbass. Nominated for a Darwin award.
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@anotherusername Suicide by cop?
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
Dumbass. Nominated for a Darwin award.
Aww, you gotta call out why he was a dumbass: he got into an online argument with a cop, went to the cop's house, threw a 50lb concrete planter through a window and went in through the hole.
Sounds like a suicide ()to me.
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@FrostCat the oneboxing there was a bit more useless than I expected. All of that information was contained in the first couple of sentences of the first paragraph.
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@anotherusername If this guy doesn't deserve a riot, I don't know who does.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
the oneboxing there was a bit more useless than I expected.
YMBNH
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@dcon said in In other news today...:
We considered them big rats.
They're tastier than rats. Venison is a highly regarded type of meat.
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
@dcon said in In other news today...:
We considered them big rats.
They're tastier than rats. Venison is a highly regarded type of meat.
This is true. In college, my roommate brought some venison back after winter break. Being your normal broke college students, we made those steaks last a long time! (stir fry)
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@all_users He's wrong, that's overexaggerating the absolute ease. Buying a gun is actually easier than breathing! Look, you probably had four fall out of the air around you reading just the previous sentence! We clearly need to commission scientists to create a device that will dissolve all the world's guns so no one will ever have to die again!
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Cyborg stingrays are here. It's only a matter of time until cyborg sharks...
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
It's only a matter of time until cyborg sharks...
WIth freakin' lasers.
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91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum - only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork
Apparently the painting looked like a crossword puzzle and there was a nearby sign (or maybe it was part of the painting?...can't find an image of the actual work) saying "Please insert words." She took it literally.
As commenters on Althouse note, maybe that's what the author intended. Another quipped:
I'm guessing there's no sculpture out there with a sign next to it that reads "Insert erection."
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@boomzilla TIL If I draw up a crossword puzzle and call it art, it could be valued in the thousands!
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum - only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork
At the same link:
"In 2015, cleaners at Museion museum in Italy cleaned up what they thought was a mess of cigarette butts and empty bottles that turned out to be one of its exhibits."
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
A Møøse once bit my sister...
http://www.sbnation.com/2016/7/8/12131638/tour-de-france-llamas
That's the same dang møøse! Git 'em!
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
91-year-old woman fills in crossword at museum - only to discover it was a £60,000 artwork
Apparently the painting looked like a crossword puzzle and there was a nearby sign (or maybe it was part of the painting?...can't find an image of the actual work) saying "Please insert words." She took it literally.
As commenters on Althouse note, maybe that's what the author intended. Another quipped:
I'm guessing there's no sculpture out there with a sign next to it that reads "Insert erection."
About time people recognize "modern art" for what it is. I'm not talking about the abstract stuff, but rather stuff like garbage stuffed into a lunchbox being passed off as art.
Wait... DAMN ZUBATS!
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@Sumireko said in In other news today...:.
Wait... DAMN ZUBATS!
So what I'm hearing is: the apparent idiocy of people have been made even more public thanks to Pokémon?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@Sumireko said in In other news today...:.
Wait... DAMN ZUBATS!
So what I'm hearing is: the apparent idiocy of people have been made even more public thanks to Pokémon?
Oh come on. Just let Darwin work.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
So what I'm hearing is: the apparent idiocy of people have been made even more public thanks to Pokémon?
http://www.msn.com/en-in/news/other/pokemon-fans-told-not-to-play-in-holocaust-museum/ar-BBujvT6
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Oh, shit.
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@boomzilla What the fuck is wrong with literally everyone this year, seriously
And this song popped up in my playlist just as I opened this thread. Foreshadowing?
https://peppercoyote.bandcamp.com/track/nuclear-love
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@Fox This could actually be a good thing long term. Since Ataturk, the military tends to step in when the government gets too Islamist, which Erdogan has been doing lately (and had been attempting to purge the army of secularists).
We'll have to wait and see. There have also been reports that Erdogan has asked for asylum in Germany, which would be all kinds of interesting.
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
This could actually be a good thing long term. Since Ataturk, the military tends to step in when the government gets too Islamist, which Erdogan has been doing lately (and had been attempting to purge the army of secularists).
I haven't been paying attention to Turkish politics, so I'll take your word for it.
*moves playlist on to the last song on that album*
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@boomzilla said in In other news today...:
Apparently the painting looked like a crossword puzzle and there was a nearby sign (or maybe it was part of the painting?...can't find an image of the actual work)
it wasn't a painting
http://newobserveronline.com/crossword-puzzle-mistaken-art/
The nonsense “art” is the work of “Fluxus” artist Arthur Köpcke (1928–1977). Fluxus is a made-up art movement of the 1960s which consisted of conmen jamming together bits of random different materials and then selling it to the “intellectual classes” as art.
The “artwork” in question consists of a shabby crossword puzzle cut out from an old newspaper, pasted onto a scratched black background and titled “Reading-work-piece.” Next to it is a sign which reads: “Insert words.”
related tosspottery
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@all_users One day I want to learn how some "artists" do something completely random and get paid high money for their "art". Things like paint splatter or a canvas with a hole on it.