In other news today...
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Sounds painful. Is that anywhere near the Nether Region?
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@all_users said in In other news today...:
Sounds painful. Is that anywhere near the Nether Region?
No, according to the report it was in New Zealand. No windmills or s in sight.
Filed Under: I'm pretty sure no dykes were involved either, though this could just have been her way of coming out of the closet, in which case I am disappointed in her. Surely there was a better way to break the news?
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Vile John Hennigan, 50, was being sentenced by Judge Patricia Lynch QC when he told her she was "a bit of a cunt"
But, taking no prisoners, the judge immediately retorted: "You are a bit of a cunt yourself. Being offensive to me doesn't help."
Hennigan shouted back: "Go fuck yourself."
"You too," replied the judge.
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@all_users heh.... i like that judge.
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Considered posting this in
Bad Ideas
, but since this could never go wrong, in here it goes: http://archive.is/eC3XK in case it goes offline.
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@all_users Natasha Kerensky should take advantage of that before the fighting starts.
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Well!
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@ScholRLEA said in In other news today...:
No, according to the report it was in New Zealand.
Aha, yep, that Police car looks about right. You should hear their siren sequence! I always thought it was rather funny. Except going past the street at midnight to fail to catch all the street racers.
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
Cruise control isn't exclusive to automatics though...
But I think adaptive cruise control is.
It isn't. My manual transmission car has ACC. It doesn't automatically shifts gears though. For ACC to be able to decelerate to a complete standstill, it would have to be fitted with an automatic gearbox.
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He shouldn't have been sleeping in the court.
She stabbed him while he was sleeping. She stabbed him in the court. Ergo, he must have been sleeping in the court.
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Ooooooooooohhh I feel a new Ms Maple Mystery coming.
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@DogsB I love the alien invasion ad. Cracked me right up.
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@all_users said in In other news today...:
changed the sign to reading “it’s all about me”.
Subtle, yet exquisite trollery. 10/10.
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I suspect I have a very different idea of what little invaders are.
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
Shots fired!
from afar. I prefer to avoid ads on FB by just avoiding FB entirely…
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@Boner This read like an onion article.
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@lucas1 said in In other news today...:
@Boner This read like an onion article.
Were there years all around?
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This was the onion article that fooled me:
I used to live with an Arab that believed the Earth was 6000 years old and at the time, there was intelligent design. My mate sent me this and I thought it was real.
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@Tsaukpaetra took me a while to get it.
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@lucas1 said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra took me a while to get it.
Yeah, might have helped if ti didn't autocorrect to "years"...
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@Boner I guess "One millennial outraged at TV show... " wasn't as catchy.
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@DogsB Sounds like Night Terrors mixed with a bit of a loose grip on reality. I'm told that's the real phenomenon behind the Succubus myth, and isn't this the same sort of thing?
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
@DogsB said in In other news today...:
Shots fired!
from afar. I prefer to avoid ads on FB by just avoiding FB entirely…
Q: How do you know someone doesn't use FaceBook?
A: Don't worry. They'll tell you.
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@Lorne-Kates At least I'm not a vegan and I don't use an electric vehicle.
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@dkf said in In other news today...:
At least I'm not a vegan and I don't use an electric vehicle
You should tweet about that
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
sh*g
...huh, is that a curse word now?
Anyway, be right back, got a few public toilets to visit... Man, I've always thought those things were pranks or cons, but I guess there are real women on the other side!
Filed under: as soon as I talk to all hot singles in my area
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@Maciejasjmj Depends what you mean by "real women"
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
@Maciejasjmj Depends what you mean by "real women"
:mathjoke.rtf:
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@DogsB said in In other news today...:
I suspect I have a very different idea of what little invaders are.
"It is feared that if the wall is not repaired…"
Thanks for leaving me hanging...
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11693992
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@Boner said in In other news today...:
That title made me tilt my head in confusion but I don't have as yet a proper image macro of my doing so, so have this instead!
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I'm reminded of this gif every time I visit a book store.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
head in confusion
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@Tsaukpaetra I was once compared to Super Buu by my friends early in my Uni years, because my normal stance involves a head tilt apparently.
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@accalia said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
head in confusion
Yeah, that's what I was going for.
Unfortunately, my avatar isn't all that expandable for expressions. Maybe I should commission someone to make one that's more anthropomorphic (or anything more recognizable even?)
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@Magus said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra I was once compared to Super Buu by my friends early in my Uni years, because my normal stance involves a head tilt apparently.
local scoliosis is no laughing matter!
Well, as long as it's not affecting your daily life activities...
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@Tsaukpaetra It's fairly minor, and only in certain situations. It's more just, if I'm in approximately Super Buu's standard stance, I tend to tilt my head it seems.
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@Magus said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra It's fairly minor, and only in certain situations. It's more just, if I'm in approximately Super Buu's standard stance, I tend to tilt my head it seems.
At least nobody comments on how I walk like a duck despite not having the physical attributes of one who would be forced to do so due to stature...
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@Maciejasjmj said in In other news today...:
...huh, is that a curse word now?
You want a shag? Here…
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Not news exactly, but a critic in the Guardian has attempted to go full @Lorne-Kates over a movie trailer.
God, I hate this film so much. I want to set it on fire. I want to kick it to splinters in front of its crying children. I want to drown it in a bucket of horse diarrhoea. This is the worst, most offensive thing I have ever seen.
Well, it's maybe 30% @Lorne-Kates, but that's a pretty decent effort from a broadsheet.