In other news today...
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra If he didn't end up getting laid, it wouldn't be much of an erotic story.
Well of course not immediately. You have to build up to it!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra If he didn't end up getting laid, it wouldn't be much of an erotic story.
Well of course not immediately. You have to building up to it!
FTFY
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra If he didn't end up getting laid, it wouldn't be much of an erotic story.
Well of course not immediately. You have to build up to it!
Well obviously, you can't just go straight from doing normal brother and sister stuff to having tripped and suddenly your penis is inside her.
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Want to know if you're homsexual?
Mesure your fingersClassic! Remember the other one where you get people to try to cover their face with their hand and then you make them slap themselves in the face?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
Well of course not immediately. You have to build up to it!
TFA:
Barriers were later erected around the scene.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in In other news today...:
@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra If he didn't end up getting laid, it wouldn't be much of an erotic story.
Well of course not immediately. You have to build up to it!
Well obviously, you can't just go straight from doing normal brother and sister stuff to having tripped and suddenly your penis is inside her.
Well you can, but typically those green texts last no more than a thousand words.
I'm talking hundreds of thousands of words, baby!
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@Tsaukpaetra No -- I mean, there has to be some plausible explanation for what happened to your clothes. Right?
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra No -- I mean, there has to be some plausible explanation for what happened to your clothes. Right?
Sure minimum sentence or two.
Once read a story where the dude tripped off a balcony that had decorations, pants caught on a nail and he hung cartoon-style for a second before pants and underwear both ripped off just as she passed underneath. She was running because apparently some mean girls were mean.
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@Tsaukpaetra Ok, but what happened to her clothes? Inquiring minds...
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
@Tsaukpaetra Ok, but what happened to her clothes? Inquiring minds...
Mean girls.
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@boomzilla So she didn't even need the classic "buy my cookies or I'm telling on you" gambit?
Ah, Canada, never change.
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@anotherusername said in In other news today...:
if folks in Asia aren't following the existing license, how is it that they think changing the license is going to force them to start following it?
I read it more as people rules-lawyering and exploiting edge cases; all the article really says about it is "... has led some organizations to test the boundaries of the GNU AGPLv3." So they've revised the licence to eliminate whatever loopholes people were using.
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Apparently Discord is going "don't sue us"?
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Want to know if you're homsexual?
Mesure your fingersThe study was conducted by measuring the fingers of 18 pairs of identical female twins, where one was straight and the other identified as homosexual
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@PJH Correlation does not imply causation.
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@PleegWat said in In other news today...:
@PJH Correlation does not imply causation.
Given the sample size, even calling it a correlation is a stretch.
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April 1st comes early to the UK:
To everyone else, I can only apologise...
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Real innovations!!!!!1
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I was really looking forward to Optane/3D Xpoint, but there still aren't many products out there, capacities are small, prices are high, its power consumption is too high to use M.2 format in a laptop, and now this.
I'm not looking forward to QLC flash. I'm worried the SSD industry is on its way to emulating the unreliable floppy disks of old in that respect.
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What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea and anxiety when their food came from a slightly different dead animal than before.
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@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea
Probably got something to do with the way kangarou move
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@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea and anxiety when their food came from a slightly different dead animal than before.
Just a guess, but maybe allergies? Most people have never eaten kangaroo meat, and introducing a novel food carries a slight risk.
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@ben_lubar E_CAT_NOT_FOUND
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Want to know if you're homsexual?
Mesure your fingersIf you need further proof that we, as humans, are travelling back in time to the 1980s, look no further than this latest batch of research from Essex University.
Do they mean that as in: I distinctly remember that theory making the rounds in highschool, way back in around 2000?
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@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat?
Nothing? Kangaroo meat is tasty.
Also:
GODDAMMIT GDPRMAC!
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@anotherusername imagine fucking up so hard that it makes Vladimir Putin cringe.
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Not only does Apple won't fix your older Apple computer, they won't let other people fix it
Fuck our customers that don't buy our latest overpriced shit
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They're real sports now, cheating scandals and everything.
Though, it would help if the sports media covering them would mention that this was a CS:GO tournament...
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@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea and anxiety when their food came from a slightly different dead animal than before.
How's your cat sandwiches coming along?
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@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Not only does Apple won't fix your older Apple computer, they won't let other people fix it
Fuck our customers that don't buy our latest overpriced shit
the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY confiscated some laptop batteries?
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@ben_lubar said in In other news today...:
@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Not only does Apple won't fix your older Apple computer, they won't let other people fix it
Fuck our customers that don't buy our latest overpriced shit
the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY confiscated some laptop batteries?
Every time I see those letters I keep thinking Desert Hot Springs.
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@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea and anxiety when their food came from a slightly different dead animal than before.
Me either. Made kangaroo burgers a while back for the family, didn't tell most of them before hand because I wanted unbiased reactions. But three out of five didn't like it, so I probably won't do it again.
(You can buy kangaroo meat, sausages, burgers, etc. in the supermarkets here in the same area as other types of meat. But it's certainly not a common or routine choice for most people.)
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@pie_flavor said in In other news today...:
@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea and anxiety when their food came from a slightly different dead animal than before.
How's your cat sandwiches coming along?
Cats, unless bred for eating, are carriers of a shitload of nasties, and because of that are pretty unfit for consumption. Other than that, I have no qualms about eating cats, nor dogs.
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You know you would have wanted to be kept informed of this:
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@ben_lubar said in In other news today...:
@TimeBandit said in In other news today...:
Not only does Apple won't fix your older Apple computer, they won't let other people fix it
Fuck our customers that don't buy our latest overpriced shit
the DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY confiscated some laptop batteries?
Customs and Border Patrol is part of DHS. Customs includes collecting import duties and, relevant here, blocking importation of contraband goods, including counterfeit products. Apparently, even after they have already been imported, as (alleged) counterfeits, they're still under CBP jurisdiction.
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@mott555 said in In other news today...:
What's wrong with kangaroo meat? I don't understand why people feel nausea and anxiety when their food came from a slightly different dead animal than before.
That sounds like surreptitiously replacing meat with that which people don't expect, and of unknown provenance.
Bit like the horse meat scandal in the UK some years back, where horse was used in ready meals labled as containing beef.
Sufficient people[citation needed] are quite non-squeemish about eating horse meat in the UK that there is a market for it, but lying about which meat is in labled products is more of a problem...
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@topspin said in In other news today...:
Do they mean that as in: I distinctly remember that theory making the rounds in highschool, way back in around 2000?
That's exactly what they're alluding to. Though I'm sure the whole theory predates 2000....
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@Scarlet_Manuka said in In other news today...:
(You can buy kangaroo meat, sausages, burgers, etc. in the supermarkets here in the same area as other types of meat. But it's certainly not a common or routine choice for most people.)
I assume "here" is Australia?
Kangaroo meat is available in the UK (from places that sell 'exotic meat') but I also once had a Kangaroo steak in a Thai restaurant in Belgium.
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@PJH said in In other news today...:
Sufficient people[citation needed] are quite non-squeemish about eating horse meat in the UK that there is a market for it, but lying about which meat is in labled products is more of a problem...
Part of the problem there is that some horses are often treated with antibiotics that are sometimes very bad for people; it depends on bioaccumulation and individual biochemistry so the effects are non-trivial and quite variable. Horses bred for food don't have the problem (and are very tasty) but other horsemeat really does need to be kept out of the foodchain for safety reasons…
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Mr Tickle, who has been working as a children’s entertainer in the city for 14 years, said: “I had to turn up at a kids’ party with one clown shoe on – I looked a right idiot.
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@PJH Not to mention that clown shoes are rather expensive. IIRC, when my ex-wife bought them (she was a professional clown for a while), they were about $300 a pair, though that was over 15 years ago, so I may be misremembering.
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@HardwareGeek It's even worse if you have to get a football helmet too!
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