đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘
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@Zecc said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Luhmann Is she a cake? Cakes have layers.
So do bricks
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Just got an email welcoming me to CamNet.
Turns out it was legit, the new name for Cambridge Network, a site I signed up to when I was looking at jobs in Cambridge while thinking of moving there. That name though, I wonder how much they paid to be rebranded into something that sounds like a gathering place for cam girls?
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Apparently I'm feeding someone fashion?
When did this happen?
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@Tsaukpaetra Well, at least the picture's easy on the eye
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@RaceProUK Looks like the blond is wearing worms...
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@dcon said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@RaceProUK Looks like the blond is wearing worms...
At lower resolution I thought aluminum foil myself.
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@dcon said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Looks like the blond is wearing worms...
Yeah I think the shot would have been better if she ditched that item
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@ben_lubar Why do you hate llamas?
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@accalia You people are weird.
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@aliceif said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
You people are weird.
I object! I'm weird too, but I'm definitly a different kind of weird then @accalia's'
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@aliceif said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@accalia You people are weird.
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@remi said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Luhmann Hmm, how do you read Amy offering him a steel bar, then?
I would assume that the money was going to pay for her to take a trip to Thailand (where the Fillet of Cod is cheaper than in China). Amy - =
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Dear Karla Lastname,
We are pleased to announce that based on a thorough review of your previous academic and professional record; the Board at Gulf Project Management Association (Gulf PMA) has directly approved you as a 'Project Management Expert (PME).
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Every Year US based universities/educational institutions recommend their Top Tier graduates holding a degree/qualification in Project Management to Gulf Project Management Association for the Membership Program. For a limited time period ending January 30th; the Association has allocated 10 Exclusive Member Seats for the Top 3% exceptional individuals who will be allowed to bypass the 'Interview Requirement' and directly qualify as a Member.
Key Benefits of being a Project Management Expert (PME)
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Membership Card; showing your current Recognized Title of Project Management Expert PME in GCC.
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The Title demonstrates that you have the experience, education and competency to lead and direct projects.
100% acceptance with Top Employers in the region - This recognition is seen through increased marketability to employers and higher salary; according to the Gulf Project Management Association Salary Survey.
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OR Reply back to this email with your Updated Cell Number along with the best time to contact you.
NOTE: Limited Seats- If recipient of this email fails to respond before January 30th, the Seat will be transferred to the next eligible Candidate. Any delay shall also result in cancellation of your Membership and your status will be marked as 'Not Verified' in the system.
Regards,
Dr. Hani Abdellah Hajji
Director â Gulf Project Management Association
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@Karla said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Since you have officially been conferred the Gulf PMA 'Member Status' & the 'PME' Title, the Membership Kit under your Name has already been issued. You are required to claim your kit for just $399 â (Membership Fee $2,500 waived for Exclusive Member Seats Only) by simply clicking here to confirm your interest.
huh... i wonder if we can get James Veitch on that spam list..... he'll probably make a hilarious video.
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... and it's gone.
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Apparently my yahoo password has been available for a while. Good thing it was the less secure one. (Didn't include the symbol! Whoops)
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Didn't include the symbol! Whoops
You've doomed us all!
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Dr. Hajji,
I sincerely appreciate your conferment of Project Management Expert status. May I ask whether you plan to offer a Project Management Specialist course? You could hold classes periodically, perhaps even monthly.
Yours in
ChristAllah,
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Didn't include the symbol! Whoops
As long as you included the cymbal:
https://youtu.be/osFBNLA7woY?t=43
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Dear Friend,
It is my pleasure to send you this confidential information via e-mail
instead of a Certified / Post-mail. I humbly crave your indulgence to read this e-mail with all seriousness because this project is based on trust in order to have an acceptable meetings of like minds.Meanwhile, I know there is absolutely going to be some little doubts in your heart in respect of this email, coupled with the fact that so many worth individuals have taken possession of the Internet to facilitate their nefarious deeds, thereby making it extremely difficult for genuine and legitimate business class persons to get attention and recognition. There is no way for me to know whether I will be properly understood, but it is my duty to write and reach out to you.
Recently my bank was conducting first quarter auditing investigation over some accounts balance with our bank and this investigation involves a client who was very closed to me but there are circumstances surrounding the deposit made by this client with our bank.
So far I am constrained to issue out further details pending when I hear a positive response from you.I will appreciate your sincere interest. So get back to me for more details about our deceased client and how we can remit the fund to your bank account.
Best Regards,
David Moore.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Good thing it was the less secure one
There's nothing about that sentence that you shouldn't be ashamed of.
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@Yamikuronue said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Good thing it was the less secure one
There's nothing about that sentence that you shouldn't be ashamed of.
Give me a break, it was the password I was using in 2005 (when I created that account), password practices didn't exist back then.
In fact, it was literally my first and last initials followed by my school ID. :D
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
password practices didn't exist back then
They did, but only insofar as it was 'Don't use
password
or1234
.
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@RaceProUK said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
password practices didn't exist back then
They did, but only insofar as it was 'Don't use
password
or1234
.It wasn't though, it was jy67818
....Oh crap.
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@ben_lubar I just got that one too. SLAM.
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Two points for finding my name somewhere. Minus one thousand for failing to distinguish between my first name and my last name.
Also, keep your cravings to yourself.
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Hm, looks like my spamcatcher e-mail has been having a good streak recently.
Do you need me there to fix your spacebar, perhaps?
Erotic adult fun. As opposed to non-erotic adult fun, like staying up late and smoking cigarettes.
Also, appropriate scare quotes. "Friendship", wink wink, nudge nudge.
I think the NSA has to step up their game. Also, "enquire within" is either the best or the worst pick-up line ever.
Next one is another sex spam... or is it?
Apparently naughty spam now comes with a free serving of recent news.
...okay, I preferred it when you tried to hook me up rather than remind me of the inevitability of death.
I would, but he always rambles about everything and I can never make sense of his texts.
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Time for a trawl in my spam trap. Mostly looks like same old same old attempts with porn, but this one is slightly better.
Incredible! The startling discovery of mathematics enables people to earn millions by doing absolutely NO-TH-ING!
The artificial intelligence makes the most favourable deal on the exchange, excluding any exposures. Devoid of emotion, of passion, of aggression, it hit the bull's eye in 100 cases out of a 100!
I am seriously worried that it is for a short time and the program of the "happiness" in next to no time be banned, otherwise the whole world financial system will be on the chopping block (become at risk of). But you still have time to get rich if you open this link!
I find the fact that math is an amazing discovery to them both fascinating and sadâŚ
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@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
NO-TH-ING!
Seems like English is pretty obscure to them as well.
@dkf said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Devoid of emotion, of passion, of aggression, it hit the bull's eye in 100 cases out of a 100!
I am seriously worried that it is for a short time and the program of the "happiness" in next to no time be bannedSo, uh, it's devoid of emotion, but its happiness will be quickly banned? Well that will make it even more of a ruthless trader!
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@MaciejasjmjBarrister Landrine William said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:This country Lome-Togo
LomĂŠ is the capital of the country Togo.
@Maciejasjmj said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
...okay, I preferred it when you tried to hook me up rather than remind me of the inevitability of death.
The email comes from someone with "insensible" in their address.
@dkfA spammer said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:it hit the bull's eye in 100 cases out of a 100!
That's 100 out of 100!, which means it fails to hit the other 933262154439441526816992388562667004907159682643816214685929638952175999932299156089414639761565182862536979208272237582511852109168640000000000000000000000 times out of 93326215443944152681699238856266700490715968264381621468592963895217599993229915608941463976156518286253697920827223758251185210916864000000000000000000000000.
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@Zecc said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
LomĂŠ is the capital of the country Togo.
And there I thought it was Lorne with bad kerning
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@Onyx said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Lorne with bad kerning
Only if it displayed correctly in FF22
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GRANT PAYMENT CENTER(GPC) GLOBAL BANK HEADQUARTER We have been notice that you have not been paid for long over due grant payment by the UN. This is due to so corrupt hoodlums and some corrupts government officials who try to divert your money into their private pocket. We have arrange your payment through international ATM CARD. Payment center this is some of the instruction passed by the united nation in respect to all over delayed payment center department will send you your ATMCARD VALUED SUM OF ($80M) Which you are to use in any where in the world. And the maximum withdrawal is $15,000. So kindly contact the payment center on (worldbankgroup126@gmail.com) with the bellow information current residential address direct phone number. Arrangement has been made to procced the delivery through our liable courier agent. Best read Mark Williams GRANT PAYMENT CENTER(GPC) GLOBAL BANK HEADQUARTER We have been notice that you have not been paid for long over due grant payment by the UN. This is due to so corrupt hoodlums and some corrupts government officials who try to divert your money into their private pocket. We have arrange your payment through international ATM CARD. Payment center this is some of the instruction passed by the united nation in respect to all over delayed payment center department will send you your ATMCARD VALUED SUM OF ($80M) Which you are to use in any where in the world. And the maximum withdrawal is $15,000. So kindly contact the payment center on (worldbankgroup126@gmail.com) with the bellow information current residential address direct phone number. Arrangement has been made to procced the delivery through our liable courier agent. Best read Mark Williams We have been notice that you have not been paid for long over due grant payment by the UN. This is due to so corrupt hoodlums and some corrupts government officials who try to divert your money into their private pocket. We have arrange your payment through international ATM CARD. Payment center this is some of the instruction passed by the united nation in respect to all over delayed payment center department will send you your ATMCARD VALUED SUM OF ($80M) Which you are to use in any where in the world. And the maximum withdrawal is $15,000. So kindly contact the payment center on (worldbankgroup126@gmail.com) with the bellow information current residential address direct phone number. Arrangement has been made to procced the delivery through our liable courier agent. Best read Mark Williams
Why does it repeat so many times? Broken broken broken...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
government officials
who try to divert your money into their privateIs that what they do with it?
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@Tsaukpaetra Does anyone other than Engrish speakers use the word "hoodlum" any more? I swear, I only saw it in spam emails and badly written instructions.
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@Maciejasjmj said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
Erotic adult fun. As opposed to non-erotic adult fun, like staying up late and smoking cigarettes.
This is to differentiate it from erotic fun with kids!
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@Onyx said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra Does anyone other than Engrish speakers use the word "hoodlum" any more? I swear, I only saw it in spam emails and badly written instructions.
I've said fiddlesticks a few times.
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For the past month, every time that Netgear sends me a marketing email, they send it 8 times in a row. Presumably this issue is happening to others because an old email address of mine also gets them 8 times in a row.
FFS Netgear, this should trigger a spam filter.
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@Onyx said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Tsaukpaetra Does anyone other than Engrish speakers use the word "hoodlum" any more? I swear, I only saw it in spam emails and badly written instructions.
What instructions include the word "hoodlum"? Are you buying security stuff from South Africa?
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@Polygeekery said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
What instructions include the word "hoodlum"? Are you buying security stuff from South Africa?
No, cheap electronics from China:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoorFbFz3AU&feature=youtu.be&t=2m55s
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@Onyx said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
No, cheap electronics from China:
There's your problem. The first thing you do with those is throw the instructions away.
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@Polygeekery said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
@Onyx said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
No, cheap electronics from China:
There's your problem. The first thing you do with those is throw the instructions away.
And the 2nd is to throw away the electronics. The packaging can be recycled.
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The zeroth thing you do is take photos of the instructions and post in Engrish sites.
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@Polygeekery said in đ§ The Official Spam Emails Threadâ˘:
What instructions include the word "hoodlum"?
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