The Official First World Problems Thread™
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Hi, incoherent gibberish looks different than, a sentence you have difficulty understanding immediately.
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We know what incoherent gibberish looks like. You showed us a few posts back.
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But there was nothing that made it obviously First World Gibberish. It's a special kind of Gibberish.
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You got me, I forgot to check whether you could understand what I wrote either<!--, fucking christ. Monkeys and stumps everwhere, jes everwhere... asshat.
Christ, @blakeyrat, I feel like you here, except that your anger is about worthless Windows suckah things... F. -->.
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These two are the only relevant posts.
Well shit, if you have @xaade explaining your posts so that they could be understood at all, then you're seriously failing to communicate.
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Using staples where nightgown.
I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds very painful.
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What the actual fuck was all of that?
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I'm not sure. I thought for a minute he was confusing this topic with Filter Overflow, because his "problem" sounds a bit like the problem in that article, but then he went off in a different direction and lost me again.
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If not means know, not attention. 0-th world and all that.
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That seems an appropriate response to a first or fewer world problem, I do not object and would consider the transaction
concludedcommitted.SQLTFY
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You summoned me on a reply to me.
My attention is that warranted?
I'm already aware of how fucked up my communications skills are.
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I would explain it this way to a five year old too..
Your kids, if you ever have any, are going to be so confused. About everything.
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FWP: they keep moving my chair.
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WTF did I just read??
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There was a transient error around commit of a First World Problem, some validation triggers went off and attempted to provide around and after advice to row insert. An extensive protocol ensued... Now I have a hat! It says, "Today I get to yell at people who may or may not even exist apparently".
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No shit.
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That reminds me - is Nagesh still around? :)
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Sadly, no.
Swampy posted something yesterday, though!
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There was a transient error around commit of a First World Problem
Something went wrong when I posted.
some validation triggers went off and attempted to provide around and after advice to row insert
Some people couldn't understand my post and tried to help me post my ideas correctly.
An extensive protocol ensued...
General "rules" about posted were discussed.
Now I have a hat!
The fuck I know. Team Fortress 2 reference.
I guess the same as "all I got was this T-Shirt"
Today I get to yell at people who may or may not even exist apparently
Ok, playing into the philosophical territory of whether online personalities exist.
At least this one was easier.
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Thanks, 4/5. It's bad news that I've managed to become a self-sustaining fork but, hey at least it's not 5/5. The people whose identities I consider covered by NDA are the people I get to yell at. Except I don't actually get to yell.
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FWP: schizophrenia.
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I feel like, just to be sure, I'll go over this one last time.
Who your cow orkers are is indeed worth concealing. However, 'my boss', 'those guys in India', and 'the QA guys' are not something we can use to learn what company you work for.
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Nor would we learn much from “this codebase is a pile of shit and people are forever checking in multimegabyte God classes without any testing at all”.
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That sounds true but not relevant, an f-up is an f-up (is an f-up) so I stand by the omission. I will never betray the President's daughter's confidence.
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@Gribnit said:
There was a transient error around commit of a First World Problem
Something went wrong when I posted.
some validation triggers went off and attempted to provide around and after advice to row insert
Some people couldn't understand my post and tried to help me post my ideas correctly.
An extensive protocol ensued...
General "rules" about posted were discussed.
Holy shit, someone actually understands him!!
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What the actual fuck was all of that?
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I will never betray the President's daughter's confidence.
So, we know he's at least looked at the old forums.
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So, we know he's at least looked at the old forums.
Of course you've looked at the old forums.
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I'll come back when I'm in the mood.
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Oh, right. I'm not going to disclose anything about what forums I may or may not have looked at but I do have some principles, and I stand by them.
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@Lorne_Kates said:
EACH INTERFACE IS ACTUALLY FOUR SEPARATE INTERFACES OCCURRING SIMULTANEOUSLY!
There are three physical gateways and the three are one.
But you have the choice to change the gateway if you want!
strong text**
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FWP: Discourse/Markdown spitting "strong text**" in there for some unknown reason...
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But you have the choice to change the gateway if you want!
I'm pretty sure that wasn't the next line.
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That reminds me - is Nagesh still around? :)
Last seen 28 June; last post 7 April.
Sadly, no.
Speak for yourself. I know; a lot of people found him amusing. I just found him tedious.
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@HardwareGeek said:
Do they steal your tin-foil hat, too?
How did you know that?!?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
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FWP: they keep moving
mythe company provided chair that I have recently been using.HRTFY
Filed Under: Human Resources'd That For You
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As seen here: http://cavemancircus.com/2015/07/01/a-few-problems-faced-by-people-living-in-first-world-countries/
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The Volkswagen my parents bought in 2000 already had remote-controlled doors ...
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My 2002 Mazda doesn't have remote central locking, but my mid 90s Peugeot did
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My 2002 Mazda doesn't have remote central locking
Good call. Babies chew on key fobs.... etc..
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4 posts escaped to a new topic: Escaping discomarkupdownbbhtmlcode
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The Volkswagen my parents bought in 2000 already had remote-controlled doors ...
My 1996 Peugeot had that.
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The Volkswagen my parents bought in 2000 already had remote-controlled doors ...
I have been driving since '95 and I have only ever had one car that did not have keyless entry, but it was a '69 model.