The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Umm thanks, Youtube?
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Also this, spotted in one of our offices this week.
Yes, that's on a toilet seat.
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My BIL is a pharmacist. He hooked me up with a roll of "For Rectal Use Only" stickers for xmas last year. Those were fun.
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Is there anything that's not hilarious with one of those stickers on it?
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A hedgehog?
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A passable transvestite?
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The collected works of Milton Friedman?
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Is there anything that's not hilarious with one of those stickers on it?
You know where it really works? Gas stations. I gradually put them on all of the gas pumps at my local gas station and for the next month (until they removed them, I think they left them up for the comedy value) when I would get fuel I could look around at people that pulled up after me and the quizzical expressions on their faces when they saw the stickers.
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this needs to be crossposted here.
RE: the switch in how weapons work between Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2:
@FrostCat said:
"Oh, look, my personal sidearm changed. How? Must've been as OS update."
'I told you DiscourseOS was a stupid choice. we should have stuck with CommunityServerOS"
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I saw one on a router's wall wart power supply when helping someone with their internet once. Quizzical expression is right.
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In what is believed to be a world first, Melbourne City Council says all of its 70,000 trees can be contacted...
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How does the tree get the email? This reminds me of a high school play, where one of the students said he saw a teacher running around stapling used printer paper to trees, and, when asked what he was doing, said he was recycling.
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Last night I was thirsty so I poured myself a glass of tonic water, squeezed some lime in to it and took a drink. My 3-year-old son decided he wanted a drink.
"No son, little boys would not like this"
"Pwease da-da."
"You are not going to like it..."
"Yes I will. Pwease da-da?"
I am always the type that if it will not injure him, I let him learn from his own mistakes, so I give him a sip... Which was promptly sprayed back in my face like a spit-take is a shitty comedy movie.
I would say that he might have learned his lesson, but he once tried one of my hot wings even though I told him not to.
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@Intercourse said:
I would say that he might have learned his lesson, but he once tried one of my hot wings even though I told him not to.
They still want to do what Dad's doing. Plus, wings and drinks are very different to him, so it's a brand new lesson.
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In my case it was in the middle of a BW3's and they were one step below blazing. I kept telling him no, but he started throwing a fit so I shrugged my shoulders and slid the plate over to him. He grabbed one, took a bite and started screaming at the top of his lungs. Everyone in the place started staring at us. I offered him water, no dice. Cole slaw, nope. Milk, he threw it at me.
Finally I get him calmed down, but I had not pulled the plate back yet because I was busy consoling him. He was sitting there, lip stuck out, calming down...and then he took another bite and it started all over again.
I am sure everyone in there was judging me but I think one of the most important parts of parenting is, if it will not injure them, that sometimes you have to let them learn from their own mistakes.
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@Intercourse said:
He was sitting there, lip stuck out, calming down...and then he took another bite and it started all over again.
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@Intercourse said:
and then he took another bite and it started all over again.
I remember going to a restaurant...a brewpub type place IIRC...with my family. I guess I was probably early / mid twenties and my baby brother was early teens. They had some really hot wings, and he decided he needed to keep up with me. Obviously, he couldn't, but eventually he drank so much water that it started coming back up
andat1 the table.- For @FrostCat
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>Intercourse:
He was sitting there, lip stuck out, calming down...and then he took another bite and it started all over again.[barker had emoji here]
It's funny when dogs do it--it's probably even funnier when kids do it.
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he drank so much water that it started coming back up and the table.
and the table what?
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It's funny when dogs do it--it's
probablyeven funnier when kids do it.No probably about it.
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It's funny when dogs do it--it's probably even funnier when kids do it.
One of my dogs vomits when she eats grass. She'll eat some, vomit a few minutes later, then go back to eat more grass, if we would let her.
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It's funny when dogs do it--it's probably even funnier when kids do it.
what about when foxes do it?
*Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon* *Kyon*
..... I FOUND A BUG!
http://what.thedailywtf.com/raw/2628/829
EDIT: in celebration of a bug, a fox barking (or possibly yawning)
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One of my dogs vomits when she eats grass. She'll eat some, vomit a few minutes later, then go back to eat more grass, if we would let her.
Grass is ipecac for dogs. They often do that when they're sick. Some dogs don't know they're not supposed to do it when they're not sick.
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@Intercourse said:
Finally I get him calmed down, but I had not pulled the plate back yet because I was busy consoling him. He was sitting there, lip stuck out, calming down...and then he took another bite and it started all over again.
This sort of thing is just one of the reasons I never had kids.
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Children are the most stupid and annoying thing there is.
And I mean it literally. Try to design something more annoying or self-damaging than a baby or a toddler. You just can't.
And, except for the parents, we don't even find them cute. Whereas incredibly dangerous animals like tigers or bears make me want to run towards them and hug them.
Evolutionary selfishness in action, it seems. Except for the finding tigers cute part, that's just an evolutionary brain fart.
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This sort of thing is just one of the reasons I never had kids.
What are you talking about? That is one of the reasons to have kids. Never a dull moment.
My boy is pretty easy though. Not to say he cannot be a total shithead, he is (presumably) my kid after all.
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Children are the most stupid and annoying thing there is.
And the best at the same time.
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@Intercourse said:
What are you talking about? That is one of the reasons to have kids. Never a dull moment.
No kidding! My boy was about 5 and he head-butted a wooden rocking chair, stumbled back, stared at it for a few seconds--anyone who's had kids or pets knows how that goes; it takes a few seconds for the brain to realize "oh crap that hurt", and then started wailing. I asked him why he did it, and he said "to gain strength!" I felt horrible for doing it but I burst out laughing. He was talking about Dragonball Z.
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One of the podcasts I listen to has newspaper headlines every week, the one this past Friday was pretty funny:
"Dominatrix fighting council restrictions says she won't go down without a fight"
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"Dominatrix fighting council restrictions says she won't go down without a fight"
That's what she said.
LIterally.
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This reminded me of video game discussions around here, except more interesting and amusing:
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I don't mean to split hairs here, but what happens when the SJWs complain about wig microaggressions?
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Also, you get this for free, because it was the weirdest thing in the "Spongebob wigs" GIS. I hope you got enough sleep last night.
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As worn by passable transvestites?
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An accidental piledriver whilst ice skating
http://www.happybeertime.com/en/files/2013/10/Finish-him-untappd.jpg
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Funny enough, the second Death Star was probably (sources disagree on whether it was 160km or 600km in diameter, but leaning towards 600) about the same size as Pluto's moon Charon (~603km diameter). It seems Charon may be categorized as a dwarf planet and not a moon since the Pluto-Charon barycenter is not under the surface of either body, making them orbit each other moreso than one orbiting the other.
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Speaking of Return of the Jedi, wouldn't it have rained huge chunks of ex-Death-Star over the forests of Endor for hours after the thing was blown up?
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Yeah, George Lucas didn't think that one through (surprise surprise). So now the official explanation is the explosion accidentally sent most of the debris into hyperspace somehow.