The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Thank you, it's important to ensure my obviously stupid jokes are 100% factually accurate.
Since I do not know what model of firearm it is, I will simply call it a "Fuck Mott55 Right In The Ass" from now on.
So you should re-read my original post as:
Now I totally wanna see that girl eat that Fuck Mott55 Right In The Ass. Chow-down little lady.
There. All fixed.
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Of course it is. This is TDWTF.
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Fail. My username is all lowercase and has three 5's, not two.
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my obviously stupid jokes
Wait, you meant you intended to make a stupid joke? Isn't that thread ?
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Apparently he was trying to show respect by capitalizing it, but was too tired to finish writing?
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That shift key has a lot of resistance.
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Also, I find this entirely appropriate to you, being resistant to shifting in general...
Filed under: Change is hard, don't think about it too much...
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@loopback0 said:
NSFL http://www.firebox.com/product/7078/Inner-Selfie-Stick
You could have added the NSFL tag yourself, you ass.
NSFL?
Not Safe For . . . . . . Looking? Lawyers? Leprechauns? Lolcats?
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Did you not try to hover over the underlined text or are you trying to be funny? Serious question as typing the <abbr> tag on mobile was quite a pain.
Filed under: Discointuitive
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It has an
<abbr>
tag; you could hover over it and find out for yourself. (I'm guessing you're not on mobile, or it would simply display the contents of thetitle
attribute.) ... and 'd.
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I'm guessing you're not on mobile
Perhaps he's using desktop view on mobile. Then That's Different™...
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Found a village in my Minecraft world, and stuck around for a couple of in-game weeks building up a farm so I could do a bunch of villager trading. Eventually I noticed the villagers were breeding. A lot.
It's a fairly large, but not huge, village. Apparently the village well cuts into an underground Viagra stream. I was wondering for a while what was going on, because there's probably 40+ villagers at this point, and they're _still breeding_. Then I remembered Orthanc. What's Orthanc, you ask? Well, if the world generation places a house such that part of the house would float, it builds a pillar down to the ground. There must've been a single dirt block floatingquite high up, actually. That's gotta be about 30 blocks. I'm going to strip off the outer layer of cobble and replace it with whitestone and build a bonfire on top.
he zone the game checks for villagers when determining when to stop villager breeding is apparently floating in the air about ten blocks up. I'm tempted to build a wall around the village and throw torches all around to keep hostile mobs out, and then wait and see how many villagers it takes to bring my video card to its knees.
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Not so much, all that happens is they have little hearts floating over their heads, and two of them will look at each other, possibly meaningfully, but it's hard to tell with such unexpressive faces.
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Don't forget doors and bread make them horny.
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Doors and bread make me horny. I guess I've really let my standards go recently.
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Don't forget doors and bread make them horny.
1.7.10, so only the doors. But the point is they've bred way beyond the door limit because (I assume) of the adult counting zone being up in the air. You can't tell from the pictures but there's got to be 40 villagers and they're still breeding.
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A few days ago I've learned there is such a thing as Minecraft LEGO.
And why wouldn't it? It's a perfect market opportunity for both IP owners.
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Hey guys, guess what comes up when you reverse image search the emoticon on Google?
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Precisely. Apparently there are subliminal satanic messages in TDWTF's logo. I'm onto you, @apapadimoulis...
<Hail satan
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How about if you use a non-transparent version? Google seems to be assuming black for transparent.
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That sounds like more work then right click and search google ... so ... no.
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A torn rag is currently worth about four times as much as a gold ingot. Economies are weird.
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Maybe if that first person and whatever other mode you mentioned make it into the game, and they gain controller support, I will try that boring game again.
My judgement of all MMOs is simple: If it's more fun than MapleStory, it is a good game. It's amazing how many fall short.
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controller support
On a game where the key bindings menu needs a fucking scroll bar, good luck with that.
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Arguing that it's impossible because they designed it badly in the first place is probably not going to win people over.
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that first person and whatever other mode you mentioned
Here's the demonstration they did:
https://youtu.be/6kbTbs3YC_g?t=3923
The first person camera is already in the game and the action camera is coming with the release on the 23rd at 00:01 pacific time.
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I'll put it this way: It's more likely than getting a controller to work with WoW.
Assuming you never open any menus, Necromancer would need 13 buttons in addition to the movement and aiming sticks, just for abilities. Other professions would require more.
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Once that camera is in, the game will be 50% more interesting. Still a pretty low number, but I'd definitely try it again.
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Funny idea: pronouncing "UK" with a long U so that it sounds like an overdone "okay" in order to piss off Brits/Irish/Welsh/Scottish people.
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Funny idea: pronouncing "UK" with a long U so that it sounds like an overdone "okay" in order to piss off Brits/Irish/Welsh/Scottish people.
Or you could pronounce it "uck".
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Just add an "f" in there...and then an "off" at the end...
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Funny idea: pronouncing "UK" with a long U so that it sounds like an overdone "okay" in order to piss off Brits/Irish/Welsh/Scottish people.
Or you could pronounce it "uck".
Or combine both ideas:
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ESO was specifically designed to work with controllers.
The PC port of it still doesn't have controller support.
NO INCOMPETENCE CAN MATCH ZENIMAX INCOMPETENCE!
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I don't know, I feel like those guys over at Koei Tecmo might give them a run for their money. 3D games in 2015 that do their game logic in the render loop...
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key bindings menu needs a fucking scroll bar
We've got ya covered, buddy!
Filed under: Now lets see you actually use it...
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that emoji keyboard.
Almost, this was the baby form. :P
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Why so many shift keys?
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It's actually a portable keyboard, so I think the coloured shifts are layer select buttons.
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Assuming you never open any menus, Necromancer would need 13 buttons in addition to the movement and aiming sticks, just for abilities. Other professions would require more.
4 face buttons, with the 4 shoulder buttons as modifiers gives you
1620 - there's bare button presses toocombinations before you even get into multiple modifier buttons. Depending on how the moves work, some could be from long presses instead of quick taps. There's also the D-pad, which is often used for things like weapon/stance swaps
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SMBC guy is launching a new book project, tries to measure up to Randall the xkcd guy.
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Hover text: That's the only two sentences the washing machine can say.