The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear Yeah, you really do.
There's a longer version of this gif where Spidey drops to his knees and starts sobbing.
That's not what context is.
The context of the clip is that Spiderman had an uncle named Ben who was murdered and that Spiderman feels response for the murder.
I assume that most people on this website know that about Spiderman.
However, it's not the same Ben. I was disappointed to find this out at one point.
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More people fucking with weather men
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@GuyWhoKilledBear said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I assume
Ohboi!
Indeed. Underpants-on-the-outside wearing gimpshits, the lot of them. I mean, I get or am open to accepting all kinds of stuff people fan about. Except the ridiculous costumes. Those goddamn trigger me.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Except the ridiculous constumes. Those goddamn trigger me.
Deep indeed is the mystery of the luchadore.
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Now this is how you sell a laminator.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuuuuuuuck. Of course it runs Windows. That thing is pretty neat when it works, though. Although it doesn't grant superpowers like the Bean does.
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@boomzilla That is good, because without the d, you'd have brea, which is the Spanish word for tar. Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla That is good, because without the d, you'd have brea, which is the Spanish word for tar. Tar is much less good to eat than bread.
Which makes the La Brea Tar Pits nearly 50% redundant--
- the == La
- Brea == tar
The The Tar Tar Pits. At the museum there, there's at least one ATM machine. Into which you enter your PIN number.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The The Tar Tar Pits
Indeed. It also happens to be how I know the word brea, since it isn't a word that comes up often in casual conversation, or Spanish classes, for that matter.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The The Tar Tar Pits
Indeed. It also happens to be how I know the word brea, since it isn't a word that comes up often in casual conversation, or Spanish classes, for that matter.
See also "shrimp scampi", "The Los Angeles Times", "Mekong River" and "Torpenhow Hill".
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The The Tar Tar Pits
Indeed. It also happens to be how I know the word brea, since it isn't a word that comes up often in casual conversation, or Spanish classes, for that matter.
See also "shrimp scampi", "The Los Angeles Times", "Mekong River" and "Torpenhow Hill".
The best one is "The Los Angeles Angels"
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
Tar is the universal cure, though!
In Finland, wood tar was once considered a panacea reputed to heal "even those cut in twain through their midriff". A Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal." Wood tar is used in traditional Finnish medicine because of its microbicidal properties.
Paging @SpectateSwamp
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
Tar is the universal cure, though!
In Finland, wood tar was once considered a panacea reputed to heal "even those cut in twain through their midriff". A Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal." Wood tar is used in traditional Finnish medicine because of its microbicidal properties.
No, that's salmiakki, not tar. Though maybe that's what's in there...
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is the universal cure, though!
Now if only we could remember the syntax in an emergency.
Filed under: Xtract Ze Fail
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
Tar is the universal cure, though!
In Finland, wood tar was once considered a panacea reputed to heal "even those cut in twain through their midriff". A Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal." Wood tar is used in traditional Finnish medicine because of its microbicidal properties.
No, that's salmiakki, not tar. Though maybe that's what's in there...
No, salmiakki is just incredibly tasty.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
Tar is the universal cure, though!
In Finland, wood tar was once considered a panacea reputed to heal "even those cut in twain through their midriff". A Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal." Wood tar is used in traditional Finnish medicine because of its microbicidal properties.
No, that's salmiakki, not tar. Though maybe that's what's in there...
No, salmiakki is just incredibly tasty.
And we sell tar candy also. And it tastes nothing like salmiakki.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
Tar is the universal cure, though!
In Finland, wood tar was once considered a panacea reputed to heal "even those cut in twain through their midriff". A Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal." Wood tar is used in traditional Finnish medicine because of its microbicidal properties.
No, that's salmiakki, not tar. Though maybe that's what's in there...
No, salmiakki is just incredibly tasty.
And we sell tar candy also. And it tastes nothing like salmiakki.
Yeah, I've bought it a few times when I go to Finland.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging @SpectateSwamp
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The The Tar Tar Pits
Indeed. It also happens to be how I know the word brea, since it isn't a word that comes up often in casual conversation, or Spanish classes, for that matter.
I worked in Brea for a few years.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging @SpectateSwamp
Please don't try to lure him out of his thread.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging @SpectateSwamp
Please don't try to lure him out of his thread.
But we have all this tasty knowledge to dangle
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging @SpectateSwamp
Please don't try to lure him out of his thread.
But we have all this tasty knowledge to dangle
It's not stated as a series of filenames. Not sure it counts as knowledge.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Tar is much less good to eat than bread and is completely lacking in vitamin D.
Tar is the universal cure, though!
In Finland, wood tar was once considered a panacea reputed to heal "even those cut in twain through their midriff". A Finnish proverb states that "if sauna, vodka and tar won't help, the disease is fatal." Wood tar is used in traditional Finnish medicine because of its microbicidal properties.
No, that's salmiakki, not tar. Though maybe that's what's in there...
No, salmiakki is just incredibly tasty.
And we sell tar candy also. And it tastes nothing like salmiakki.
Yeah, I've bought it a few times when I go to Finland.
I still have some around here somewhere - where is the Leijona, damnit?
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@loopback0 Ugh. Make it not so.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 Ugh. Make it not so.
Q: what does Picard say when he's trying to teach Boy Scouts to fasten the rigging correctly?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This reminded me of the story how Nancy Love and Betty Gillies didn't cross the Atlantic in a B-17. Using women (WASPs) to show the hotshot guys that P-39s can be flown safely worked wonders before, as hotshot guys can't stand being bettered by women, so Col. Tunner wanted to try with B-17s over Atlantic too. See here, pages 37–38.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This reminded me of the story how Nancy Love and Betty Gillies didn't cross the Atlantic in a B-17. Using women (WASPs) to show the hotshot guys that P-39s can be flown safely worked wonders before, as hotshot guys can't stand being bettered by women, so Col. Tunner wanted to try with B-17s over Atlantic too. See here, pages 37–38.
You skipped over the most interesting part - General Henry H. Arnold, Chief of the Army Air Forces, hated the idea of women doing the first transatlantic B-17 flight so much that when he accidentally learned about it, he immediately made some calls and cancelled the mission when the plane was already on the runway ready for takeoff. He then banned all women pilots in service from making any international flights whatsoever.
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@Gąska It is interesting part, but I considered it unrelated, as his (ok, stated) reason was that he considered women casualties abroad would be very bad for reputation.
Also, he accidentally learned about it too soon. If the flight wasn't delayed, they would have been already airborne.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That was kinda the point. Narrow is the way and all that...
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I wonder why the route to heaven excludes those with mobility difficulties? Perhaps it should be a stairlift to heaven?