The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fake. There's no way she could interpret "I meant on my pasta timer" in the correct context.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fake. There's no way she could interpret "I meant on my pasta timer" in the correct context.
If your Alexa became context-aware, that might be disturbing too.
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@error_bot 8 ball
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OK, stopping point for today.
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@error_bot said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The lack of centering is perturbing my aesthetic sensibilities.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The lack of centering is perturbing my aesthetic sensibilities.
That might make a good Star Trek episode, if it hasn't already been done. A hostile alien race is defeated by providing them with images that perturb their aesthetic sensibilities.
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The lack of centering is perturbing my aesthetic sensibilities.
That might make a good Star Trek episode, if it hasn't already been done. A hostile alien race is defeated by providing them with images that perturb their aesthetic sensibilities.
that sounds like an awesome B grade horror movie.
DEATH! By Feng Shui!!!!1!
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@Vixen said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
DEATH! By Feng Shui!!!!1!
A friend literally has a black belt in ikebana (flower arranging). I never understood that until now.
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would be even better if their header video was of something blooming like a flower for example.
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@izzion the fact that "level of mountain dew" is a thing is good enough.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion the fact that "level of mountain dew" is a thing is good enough.
It could be a thing, since Mountain Dew has more caffeine than any other soft drink. But sadly, it is not.
The Babylon Bee is a joke site. Like The Onion, but aimed primarily at religion:
"When he lapped the other teams twice while balancing four bean bags on his head and reciting the entire book of Zephaniah, we knew something was up.
Sources confirmed Brendan’s youth pastor, Lance “Buzzsaw” Butler, had supplied the youngster with the illegal stimulant just prior to the competition.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
bon mots
Huh. TIL
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bon-mot said:
an intelligent and funny remark
It just[?] means "good words" in French. "bon" is singular masculine and "mots" is plural feminine, so it's awkward phrasing
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So stop complaining
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
had supplied the youngster with the illegal stimulant just prior to the competition.
I remember a friend of mine telling me that he wasn't allowed to have Coke before a bike training ride anymore (back when we were racing in college). Because he ground them into the road on that ride!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"bon" is singular masculine and "mots" is plural feminine, so it's awkward phrasing
"mots" is masculine.
It still is awkward, properly it should be "bons mots".
Although you could consider it not as a single word but as a "composed word" (usually written as two or more words with hyphens between them, but this being French grammar, of course there are exceptions! (e.g. "pomme de terre")). There are tons of them in French (but "bon mot" currently isn't one, as this is not an expression that is used in French), and all bets are out on what the plural form should be because plurals of composed words is a complete mess where the rules makes the pirate's code look like a perfect mathematical system. On that basis, "bon mots" wouldn't be impossible.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"mots" is masculine.
*checks pants* Yes, I appear to be masculine.
It still is awkward
I suppose that was a little bit awkward.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"mots" is masculine.
*checks pants* Yes, I appear to be masculine.
: words have a gender, not a sex, so what's in your pants is ir-.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"bon" is singular masculine and "mots" is plural feminine, so it's awkward phrasing
"mots" is masculine.
It still is awkward, properly it should be "bons mots".
Although you could consider it not as a single word but as a "composed word" (usually written as two or more words with hyphens between them, but this being French grammar, of course there are exceptions! (e.g. "pomme de terre")). There are tons of them in French (but "bon mot" currently isn't one, as this is not an expression that is used in French), and all bets are out on what the plural form should be because plurals of composed words is a complete mess where the rules makes the pirate's code look like a perfect mathematical system. On that basis, "bon mots" wouldn't be impossible.
French
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
: words have a gender, not a sex, so what's in your pants is ir-.
How ir- got in your pants I'll never know.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"bon" is singular masculine and "mots" is plural feminine, so it's awkward phrasing
"mots" is masculine.
I knew that. Momentary lapse.
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Just don't fall!
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
???
Not sure if part of the joke, but her new one reads like "whore" backwards.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Corinthians 15:30 actually reads "Why are we in danger every hour?"
And now we have the answer to that....
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Corinthians 15:30 actually reads "Why are we in danger every hour?"
And now we have the answer to that....
it's not quoting the book, but the measurements of the dick of one Corinthian Lastnamehere