The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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I shall now perform a selection of my favorite Christmas songs
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
even had a bad pun in mind using "pantry" rather than "kitchen", but )
That's the tree that panties grow on, right?
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If Santa had the same service as UPS delivery:
From Wumo
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pantry ... tree ... panties
I wanted to make a dumb joke about "pan ties" — neckties picturing cooking pans. There are all kinds of novelty ties featuring all sorts of things, including various sorts of food, but not pots and pans. I found ties with the Greek god Pan, but only one of the whole pantheon, so the joke kind of gets lost, and Peter Pan, but no good pictures; they seem to mostly feature Tinkerbell, Hook or the crocodile. I am disappoint.
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@HardwareGeek don't get your
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@Karla
Judo chop someone like they blue screened.
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An app that, because of its simplicity, is a to-go choice in all 101 programming courses and framework READMEs. The app can be implemented in 600 lines of Ruby code.
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Is there anyone at Apple, at least one person, without their head stuck in their ass who could possibly maybe write a TODO app and make it work? Or is it too much to ask these days?
It’s not like they can’t, but if the choice is to spend even 5 minutes to keep things working on an older OS, the answer is UPGRADE NOW!
Filed under: at least they don’t ship stuff that’s deprecated on arrival
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
600 lines of Ruby code
That's not the first thing I'd write if I wanted to express that a piece of software is something extremely simple.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
hmmm that sounds needlessly unpleasant. a little lubrication is the difference between an enjoyable time and friction burns on your genitals.....
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@error mood!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...What's the light source in the bottom photo?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...What's the light source in the bottom photo?
Tachyon bulb?
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@Gąska The Force
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@jinpa Ctrl+Alt+Delete+PgDn?
Anyway that kind of reminded me of this
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Safer than AutoPilot.
But how long until dogs can drive with autopilot?
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Safer than AutoPilot.
But how long until dogs can drive with autopilot?
To be fair, if it were a Dalmatian it would be roughly as safe as AutoPilot.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oh that's easy: 19,male, Internet!
Wait! What were the questions?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm 𝗴o𝘪𝗻g t𝗼 𝘮a𝗸e a 𝙣ew 𝗳o𝘯𝘁 ca𝗹𝘭e𝗱 Fi𝙯zB𝘂z𝘻 𝗦an𝘀 𝘚e𝗿if. 𝙄t's 𝘀a𝘯𝘀 se𝗿𝘪f, 𝗯ut 𝙚ve𝗿y 3𝗿d l𝗲𝘵t𝗲r i𝙨 bo𝗹d, 𝘦𝘃er𝘆 5t𝗵 le𝙩te𝗿 i𝘴 𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c, 𝗮nd 𝙚ve𝗿y 1𝟱th 𝗹𝘦t𝘁er 𝙞s b𝗼l𝘥-𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c.
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm 𝗴o𝘪𝗻g t𝗼 𝘮a𝗸e a 𝙣ew 𝗳o𝘯𝘁 ca𝗹𝘭e𝗱 Fi𝙯zB𝘂z𝘻 𝗦an𝘀 𝘚e𝗿if. 𝙄t's 𝘀a𝘯𝘀 se𝗿𝘪f, 𝗯ut 𝙚ve𝗿y 3𝗿d l𝗲𝘵t𝗲r i𝙨 bo𝗹d, 𝘦𝘃er𝘆 5t𝗵 le𝙩te𝗿 i𝘴 𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c, 𝗮nd 𝙚ve𝗿y 1𝟱th 𝗹𝘦t𝘁er 𝙞s b𝗼l𝘥-𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c.
@error I think i found a new module idea for the command trigger!
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm 𝗴o𝘪𝗻g t𝗼 𝘮a𝗸e a 𝙣ew 𝗳o𝘯𝘁 ca𝗹𝘭e𝗱 Fi𝙯zB𝘂z𝘻 𝗦an𝘀 𝘚e𝗿if. 𝙄t's 𝘀a𝘯𝘀 se𝗿𝘪f, 𝗯ut 𝙚ve𝗿y 3𝗿d l𝗲𝘵t𝗲r i𝙨 bo𝗹d, 𝘦𝘃er𝘆 5t𝗵 le𝙩te𝗿 i𝘴 𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c, 𝗮nd 𝙚ve𝗿y 1𝟱th 𝗹𝘦t𝘁er 𝙞s b𝗼l𝘥-𝗶ta𝗹𝘪c.
I'm going to make a new font called Tragic Sans. People won't dare to make fun of it.
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@da-Doctah I'm gonna make a font where every character is just U+1F595... Not sure what to call it tough...
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@Carnage Try "The Birds"
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah I'm gonna make a font where every character is just U+1F595... Not sure what to call it tough...
It doesn't sound all that tough...
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Didn't we already discussed about this based on information from some crazy moon country? Right! But now from your favorite swear word/moon country ...
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@Luhmann Finland is a "crazy moon country"?
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