The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Tsaukpaetra isn't that that Arthur guy from Vine?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra isn't that that Arthur guy from Vine?
NFC, I don't watch Vine.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them.
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/554152090373586994/image0.jpg
I swear I or friends have played that exact combo multiple times before
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The photo that "might contain sensitive content" is an atmospheric shot of a mostly unoccupied tube station. There are a couple of human figures in the distance, but they're not doing anything I'd consider "sensitive".
That "sensitive content" warning is at the account level, not the tweet level. The account has been reported enough to be a purveyor of potentially offensive content, so all their media has to have the warning.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And, yes, that's them tending bar back there.
NARF!
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Produces different converters, cables and stuff like that. Because all men are cleverly disguised 10 year olds, it does not cease to cause giggles whenever Assmann name appears in the invoice, on the box. The devices themselves, finicky things as converters are wont to be, are oft being called in... well, let's just say we, 10 year olds, are an imaginative lot when it comes to word "ass".
I used to work at a place that used FAG bearings, cue lots of snickering and blue jokes in the factory, they were extremely high quality deep-race items. But, boringly, it seems SKF has bought them since and the name is no more.
If they weren't so expensive I'd buy a fridge from these people, just so I could smile at it (and add Red Dwarf fridge magnets):
Definition 2 here for people not from this sceptre'd isle.
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Oldie but a good one
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@DogsB The article I got just below yours is perhaps more in the "cute stuff" than "funny stuff" category, but it made me smile:
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."Jesus Christ I might be able to spell it now.
Also never come between cheese and a dog.
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@Polygeekery You should come to Europe, then you can have DST starting funtimes again in a couple weeks!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've known this joke all my life, but it's nice to see it in video form.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."Jesus Christ I might be able to spell it now.
Also never come between cheese and a dog.
Is that the guy screaming like that?
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."Jesus Christ I might be able to spell it now.
Also never come between cheese and a dog.
Is that the guy screaming like that?
Oh God I didn't listen to it. If I could like my own posts this is one of the few I wouldn't downvote.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Vault_Dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of he men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."Jesus Christ I might be able to spell it now.
Also never come between cheese and a dog.
Is that the guy screaming like that?
What a fucking pussy.
This is the only acceptable way for a man to scream...
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What a fucking pussy.
A fucking pussy produce a very different scream usually
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I want this to be real
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/554152090373586994/image0.jpg
It's funny because it's true.
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@Karla This, except I thought it's a little too true to be funny.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/554152090373586994/image0.jpg
It's funny because it's true.
Because in earlier days kids always had realistic dreams.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I want this to be real
Can we bring along food for the falcons?
I guess what I'm asking is if they accept carrion luggage.
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@blek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've posted this comic before but I had no idea where it came from. Now to see if the rest of the comic is any good.
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@hungrier A lot of those are pretty great. Some are NSFW though.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I want this to be real
Apparently you can get even more on a flight if you know (and pay) the right people:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can we bring along food for the falcons?
I guess what I'm asking is if they accept carrion luggage.
I see what you did there.
But I'm sure that foreigners are encouraged to bring fluffy comfort animals, as long as they're free of diseases.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I want this to be real
It sure looks real. What I like is that falcons are not subject to stricter regulations, on the contrary, apart from service animals, they are the only animals allowed as carry-on.
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This would explain a lot of this forum.
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When you seek homework help from pornos...
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What I like is that falcons are not subject to stricter regulations, on the contrary, apart from service animals, they are the only animals allowed as carry-on.
Falconry is a big thing in Emirates, Qatar and surrounding countries and some people there spend a lot of money on falcons, so it is not the least surprising.
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