The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Hypogenesis... Hippocrates... Hippopotamus... HYPATIA, that's the one!
Do you mean Hyapatia? (NSFW)
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do you mean Hyapatia? (NSFW)
It's definitely got higher play count
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Do you mean Hyapatia? (NSFW)
It's definitely got higher play count
Oof....
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When you built your airport a little too close to the beach
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@Rhywden
It was delayed so many times I didn't even know it was out. I do wonder if it's actually any good. The first one was more or less epic, but my has grown considerably since then...Edit: It actually isn't yet. Well, fuck them then.
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@El_Heffe How is there even any sand left?
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe How is there even any sand left?
Before the airport was there the beach was a lot higher. Or was it the tides that were lower?
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I did not know police departments were allowed to have a sense of humor they were aware of.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One of these is not like the other.
This and many other jokes linked from twitter don't work because the onebox clips the image (and clicking the link is )
On desktop, I don't even get a onebox, so unless the joke is purely text, clicking the link is the only way to get it at all.
I have the same problem even if I disable uBlock/etc. I pretty much only click through if the post has a high upvote count.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As far as we know, Chad and Karen are still sitting there. And so concludes the story of the most ridiculous call of 2019 (so far)
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@jinpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I did not know police departments were allowed to have a sense of humor they were aware of.
I don't think anyone (of importance) has noticed yet. There's a few others in their feed:
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@PJH
This is actually funny. Can't be the police.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is actually funny. Can't be the police.
I'm tending towards Noe on this one...
https://www.douglascountyks.org/external-agencies/lawrence-police-department-lpd -> https://lawrenceks.org/police/ -> Twitter.
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@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH
This is actually funny. Can't be the police.NYPD got jokes:
One of the funny tweets:
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So he's a FTM that received a blow job to someone named Wind?
What a wonderful world we live in...
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@Cursorkeys said in DNS record always guaranteed to exist?:
Does anyone know of a DNS record that is guaranteed to always exist?
If this one doesn't then it might not matter:
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@boomzilla
: Well bugger, we'll just have to try harder then.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My favorite part was discovering that once you get the drawer out, you can make it fly around the room.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A loose interpretation of loves.
Ah, that would be σπλάγχνων, literally inner organ (heart, lung, liver, intestines, etc); figuratively viewed as the seat of emotions by the ancient Greeks (much as we talk about feeling something in your heart) — especially strong, powerful emotions like love and hate.
Wait, not love; that other one.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
much as we talk about feeling something in your heart
Or having bowels filled with mercy?
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@Tsaukpaetra Yes, exactly. Same word in Greek (in the plural form, σπλάγχνα).
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Source: http://wumo.com/wumo/2019/03/02
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@DogsB Linked from that article:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/02/26/cops-say-it-was-cellphone-this-driver-hired-lawyer-prove-it-was-hash-brown/?utm_term=.a0a66986a50e
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ummm, the In Other News Today thread is
Reading of how the guy was stuck for a couple of days underneath all that weight is too morbid for my sense of humor...
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
... is too morbid for my sense of humor...
I am glad to hear that is possible for someone here.