The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I love the way the woman sitting there doesn't even react. In fact, nobody reacted at all except for the one kid who probably got sprayed and almost kicked in the face.
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@boomzilla I can't tell if the 'when when' is ironic or not.
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@pie_flavor maybe it's "just one drink" that was the ironic part.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fuck you. Now I have an ear worm.
For the unfamilar:
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I can't tell if the 'when when' is ironic or not.
Sounds like a win-win, to me.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I love the way the woman sitting there doesn't even react. In fact, nobody reacted at all except for the one kid who probably got sprayed and almost kicked in the face.
The video does end shortly after the incident, so maybe people were still trying to understand what the heck just happened.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What's the problem though? Did somebody step on your lawn?
Filed under: IDGI, self-
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What's the problem though? Did somebody step on your lawn?
Filed under: IDGI, self-
Did you see Infinity War?
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@MZH Didn't see it, not intending to do so.
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@MZH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Did you see Infinity War?
Ok, that explains my confusion too... (didn't see it)
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@JBert @dcon It's basically the same thing as the 'I don't feel so good' memes, if you've caught any of those.
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@dcon I live under a rock and even I know the meme....
Weird, I'm not usually one to recognize pop culture...
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A story in two parts, both randomly generated using a Markov chain:
https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ebooks/100988486993535791
https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ebooks/100988603615778937
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A story in two parts, both randomly generated using a Markov chain:
https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ebooks/100988486993535791
https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ebooks/100988603615778937Excellent, as expected.
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Ash Wednesday:
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ground zero, n.phr. Finely chopped Japanese fighter plane.
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Today I am at a veterinary client trying to figure out an issue with their digital x-ray machine. A vet tech knocks, comes in the room and says:
"Excuse me, I will only be a moment. I just need Zed."
She then grabs a preserved animal skull off a shelf and starts to leave.
I totally should have seen it coming. She stops, holds the skull out for me to see and says:
"Zed's head, baby. Zed's head."
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Every time I walk past the Cole Haan shoe store at the fashion mall, I think to myself "whatever happened to their sister store 'Warm Heart'?"
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popups bukkake!
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@topspin I know who I'm voting for.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(NSFW)
DANCING WITH DEATH: VINTAGE EROTICA FEATURING WOMEN CAVORTING WITH SKELETONS
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(NSFW)
Barely. Not even soft-core. No boner here...
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@topspin I don't think bees or giant robots are good policy, but I don't like gun control either. So that's 1 bad thing vs 1 bad thing, once again confirming that both parties are exactly the same.
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@Benjamin-Hall The bees, obviously?
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@anonymous234 What do you mean bees and giant robots (or giant robots made of bees?) are bad policy? Next thing you say is probably going to be supporting those moon and lizard men in their insidious plot to floridize our water and subvert our essence!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
insidious plot to floridize our water
By putting alligators in it?
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
insidious plot to floridize our water
By putting alligators in it?
Meth. Because that explains everything about Florida.
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@Benjamin-Hall wasn't that New Mexico?!
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall wasn't that New Mexico?!
Everything New Mexico can do, Florida can do ier. Except green chiles. We'll let them have those.
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@Benjamin-Hall I didn't see a Los Pollos in Florida.