The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall I didn't see a Los Pollos in Florida.
Well, it's not Los Pollos Hermanos, but https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34352-d1100410-Reviews-El_Rey_de_Los_Pollos-Kissimmee_Florida.html might be the Florida equivalent? Similar name, and it's in Kissimmee, which is...Kissimmee.
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@Benjamin-Hall That's a lot of bad reviews right there, I'll pass on that.
I've only been to the Keys, Miami and Ft. Lauderdale.
Flying from Albuquerque (cue Bugs Bunny joke) to Miami felt like a godsend.
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@topspin As I said. Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier. Except green chiles. And snow. We don't do snow. Instead we do hurricanes! and tornados! and water spouts!
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
water spouts!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout...
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@topspin
How many left turns did the plane have to make on departure
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier
How about air that makes me bleed?
That was an AZ specialty. (Although Nevada might be able to pull that off too)
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin
How many left turns did the plane have to make on departureDepends. Does doing an aileron roll count?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier
How about air that makes me bleed?
That was an AZ specialty. (Although Nevada might be able to pull that off too)Are you a frog?
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin
How many left turns did the plane have to make on departure
All of them.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier
How about air that makes me bleed?
That was an AZ specialty. (Although Nevada might be able to pull that off too)Can't do that, but does air that makes you think you're drowning count?
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier
How about air that makes me bleed?
That was an AZ specialty. (Although Nevada might be able to pull that off too)Can't do that, but does air that makes you think you're drowning count?
Does a CPAP machine count?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier
How about air that makes me bleed?
That was an AZ specialty. (Although Nevada might be able to pull that off too)Are you a frog?
You have zero humidity. Maybe even negative.
My nose does not like that, at all.@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can't do that, but does air that makes you think you're drowning count?
Personally, at least, I'm better with that.
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@topspin Honestly, I'm about the same.
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Most ironic part of all of this--about 2 minutes after talking about tornados, we entered a tornado lockdown due to a local weather system.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin As I said. Anything <anywhere> can do, we can do ier. Except green chiles. And snow. We don't do snow. Instead we do hurricanes! and tornados! and water spouts!
I'm sure that Florida's mountains would make me go a lot. Whether it'll be as much as the Danish Alps, I dunno…
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Most ironic part of all of this--about 2 minutes after talking about tornados, we entered a tornado lockdown due to a local weather system.
For Alanis Morissette values of Ironic?
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@Rhywden like rain on your wedding day.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Everything New Mexico can do, Florida can do ier. Except green chiles. We'll let them have those.
A little something from the World Almanac, now available at Wikipedia: the highest elevation in the state of Florida is 2500 feet lower than the lowest elevation in the state of New Mexico. Or to put it another way, from a New Mexican perspective, the entire state of Florida is subterranean.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Everything New Mexico can do, Florida can do ier. Except green chiles. We'll let them have those.
A little something from the World Almanac, now available at Wikipedia: the highest elevation in the state of Florida is 2500 feet lower than the lowest elevation in the state of New Mexico. Or to put it another way, from a New Mexican perspective, the entire state of Florida is subterranean.
Note: I may not have been totally serious. But yes, altitude is something Florida struggles with.
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@da-Doctah after a few months at 7,300ft elevation you feel like superman when you get back. Only lasts a couple of days though.
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Kinky.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No boner here
- Apply peanut butter on genitals
- Call an amicable pet over
- Watch magic happen
- You're welcome?!
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No boner here
- Apply peanut butter on genitals
- Call an amicable pet over
- Watch magic happen
- You're welcome?!
Some don't even need peanut butter (actually, this method hasn't seemed to be a factor in.... Erm, Nevermind.)
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So if you were wondering what sets Mastodon apart from other major social networks,
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So if you were wondering what sets Mastodon apart from other major social networks,
They have a "more" button that tries to expand shit but it doesn't actually work?
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@stillwater said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No boner here
- Apply peanut butter on genitals
- Call an amicable pet over
- Watch magic happen
- You're welcome?!
- Profit!
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@ben_lubar Their embeds don't have a way to just open the goddamn page?
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@pie_flavor Click the date.
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@topspin You're not missing out.
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@ben_lubar tbh I've been using it for a little under a year and the main instances seem exactly like twitter:
- *holds up spork* le randum! xD humour
- militant sexual/gender minority campaigners
- a bunch of furries
- for some reason a lot of people think that the rest of the internet would like to know what makes them horny
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar tbh I've been using it for a little under a year and the main instances seem exactly like twitter:
- *holds up spork* le randum! xD humour
- militant sexual/gender minority campaigners
- a bunch of furries
- for some reason a lot of people think that the rest of the internet would like to know what makes them horny
Ok, I'll agree with your list but not with the "exactly like twitter" part.
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@ben_lubar I mean if it continues growing then it will be just Twitter. The medium is, practically speaking, the same
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Run. Run for your life.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ok, I'll agree with your list but not with the "exactly like twitter" part.
Yeah, Twitter has users.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean if it continues growing then it will be just Twitter.
It currently mostly lacks artists, scientists and engineers I'm interested in following. Unlike Twitter.
OK, so it also lacks politicians, so it's not all bad…
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean if it continues growing then it will be just Twitter.
It currently mostly lacks artists, scientists and engineers I'm interested in following. Unlike Twitter.
Ok, no idea what you're talking about here. I posted this and immediately got a really good reaction:
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean if it continues growing then it will be just Twitter.
It currently mostly lacks artists, scientists and engineers I'm interested in following. Unlike Twitter.
Ok, no idea what you're talking about here. I posted this and immediately got a really good reaction:
Is that a really good reaction? Seems I've been far too insensitive...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that a really good reaction?
I'm not sure any amount of toots is a good reaction.
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@topspin That's not worse than any other campaign ad.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I mean if it continues growing then it will be just Twitter.
It currently mostly lacks artists, scientists and engineers I'm interested in following. Unlike Twitter.
Ok, no idea what you're talking about here. I posted this and immediately got a really good reaction:
Error 523
? I mean...I guess it's not worse than502 OK
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