The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
mean, who could say no to a face like that?
She's cute, but not agree to buy a peacock cute.
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@JBert Truly, the troubadours of the subcontinent
nice try, but I know what a peacock sounds like and I never want to hear it.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does she even know what a peacock sounds like?
Once. Twice.
neighbor: Honey, guess what we're having for dinner!:woman:
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@JBert That video does notdo them justice.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
mean, who could say no to a face like that?
She's cute, but not agree to buy a peacock cute.
Well, how do you know I wasn't talking about the peacock?
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@sweaty_gammon Is that from Mahabharata?
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@Gribnit I've heard worse. Cockatoos for instance, and you're not even allowed to kill them here.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@r10pez10 Am I ing here? Is a knowledge of US geography needed?
All the clocks have the same time because they are in the same timezone.
So yes
Although you could probably figure it out by the name of the company.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
you're not even allowed to kill them here.
Are you allowed to take them elsewhere?
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@Zecc Not sure how much good that would do.
I'm no expert on the relevant regulations, but you probably can't trap them either. Keeping native wildlife as pets is definitely illegal.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Those are some crazy eyelashes she got going on.
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@dcon Is that a cat?
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Is that a cat?
Border Collie (that's a picture from a friend on FB from her farm)
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Might belong in another topic:
There was a young man who joined a cloistered monastery. The rule of this particular monastery was that he could only say two words every ten years.
After ten years, the time came for his interview with the abbot. He said, "Room cold."
Ten years later, he again had an interview. "Bed hard."
Ten years later, "Food poor."
And then ten years later, "Want out." The abbot replied, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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@tharpa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Might belong in another topic:
There was a young man who joined a cloistered monastery. The rule of this particular monastery was that he could only say two words every ten years.
After ten years, the time came for his interview with the abbot. He said, "Room cold."
Ten years later, he again had an interview. "Bed hard."
Ten years later, "Food poor."
And then ten years later, "Want out." The abbot replied, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
One wonders why he could not improve his situation without using words...
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, it sounds Spanish...ish...
Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, all the same to me.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I remember once hearing about a recovering alcoholic being advised to pour a stiff drink and then sit down and have a long conversation with that drink, telling it how it had always ruined her life and she was now going to be stronger and not let it do that any more.
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@da-Doctah huh. I wonder who drinks these cursed drinks. Nobody?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was reminded yesterday that I have this line in my code:
private static final int BOND = 007;
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@JBert said in Internet of shit:
So maybe I'm littering the forum with comics, but this one might as well be based on a "True Story":
That comic is amazing.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That comic is amazing.
I know, that's why I can't help posting it. The husband has some Hispanic ancestry and it has become a bit of a running joke: (click for larger version)
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@dkf Downboated for octal.
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It's funny because it's true:
"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"Source: @MicroSFF
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@DCoder I had something like an “ethics for software engineers” class from the philosophy dept. It was incredibly boring.
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"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a
DestroyBaghdad()
procedure. Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write aDestroyCity()
procedure, to which Baghdad could be given as a parameter."
- Nathaniel Borenstein
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@Gąska To ruin the Thanksgiving joke, it sounds like the author doesn't recognize any distinction between immigration that's breaking the law, and immigration to a land where there were no actual laws.
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@chozang are you making fun of Mexico or Europe here?
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang are you making fun of Mexico or Europe here?
Neither. Just the author of the strip. But I'm sure he does the best he can with what he's got.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska To ruin the Thanksgiving joke, it sounds like the author doesn't recognize any distinction between immigration that's breaking the law, and immigration to a land where there were no actual laws.
Are you saying that if the Indians had had immigration laws that would have changed a thing?
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@DCoder software engineering programs in Canada are 'real' engineering (as engineer is a protected term) so you have to take ethics courses just like other engineers. I don't think it does much, though…
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That's one awkward donation reading...
https://youtu.be/EHEWuYNjXVI?list=PLz8YL4HVC87WpMJWk99B0L8z7WhTFkSKS&t=3322
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra pan hat man used a pan to shelter from the rain, then there was a lightning strike. One may assume that his pan, being above his head, was one of the highest sources of metal around and therefore may well have acted as a lightning rod
I assumed he was shot!
That's the plot twist.
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I resemble that remark.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Germany: Merkel↺Merkel
No no, the younger version isn't called Merkel