The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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They left out a Hungerdunger!
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@da-Doctah In case anyone was wondering (and too lazy to check), that's not a Photoshop; I know exactly where that sign is.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sooo.... no one going to say it?
Say you, say me?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sooo.... no one going to say it?
No, it's not Loss.
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AFK, police are knocking.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sooo.... no one going to say it?
Say you, say me?
I meant "those are only crocodiles tears".
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@loopback0 yes, that was intentional. Like all the dick jokes in Shrek.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla I wonder what it does when there are two people crossing the street from opposite directions...
FTFY
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@boomzilla Charles is wearing a lovely dress in that picture!
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@pie_flavor incredible! Nice find mate.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mr Butler said: “We opened it up for one night only and tried to recreate the experience that people had said in their reviews.
“We served people ready meals dressed up as fancy meals. We used edible flowers. We had a DJ for ambiance.
“We had chickens there that people could theoretically select for their meal – like some restaurants have lobsters in a tank.
“It was really just a collection of chairs in a garden shed but all of them left saying how nice it was.”
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@JBert Yeah, but the punchline is better.
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@JBert
But this one has colors!V2.0
Changelog:- added RGB support
- corrected text descriptions
- bug fixes and speedy performance improvements
Known issues:
- some users may not see shadowed outlines for overlay elements potentially impacting readability
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mr Butler said: “We opened it up for one night only and tried to recreate the experience that people had said in their reviews.
“We served people ready meals dressed up as fancy meals. We used edible flowers. We had a DJ for ambiance.
“We had chickens there that people could theoretically select for their meal – like some restaurants have lobsters in a tank.
“It was really just a collection of chairs in a garden shed but all of them left saying how nice it was.”
Somewhat reminds me of this (a bit older):
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, because I haven't learned how Docker works once yet
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, because I haven't learned how Docker works once yet
It's kinda like a box, if the box was made of words that sort of describe a box but not really and there are odd holes here and there and mystery words are critical to knowing the most basic of concepts to describe the box. Oh, and often you can't actually put anything in the box, you have to pretend to using straws.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and mystery words are critical to knowing the most basic of concepts to describe the box.
Oh, like Git? I get it now
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and mystery words are critical to knowing the most basic of concepts to describe the box.
Oh, like Git? I get it now
I find it helpful to set up a mental substitution file for all this devops wankery:
The Cloud -> Other people's computers
Serverless -> Other people's computers but in a better disguise
Docker -> Like a VM but not as good
Kubernetes -> No-one knows
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Serverless -> Other people's computers but in a better disguise
… and with more marketing lies.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No, because I haven't learned how Docker works once yet
IME you just tell @ben_lubar what needs to be done or what command you need to enter to make something specific happen.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Serverless -> Other people's computers but in a better disguise
… and
with moreentirely made of marketing lies.FTFY
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@Cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and mystery words are critical to knowing the most basic of concepts to describe the box.
Oh, like Git? I get it now
I find it helpful to set up a mental substitution file for all this devops wankery:
The Cloud ->
Other people's computersKey party at a hotel
Serverless ->Other people's computers but in a better disguiseSwinger party at someone's house
Docker ->Like a VM but not as goodLocking the bedroom door at a party
Kubernetes ->No-one knowsBrothel with micromanaging madam
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if it doesn't embed the quote
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@Zecc And it looks like all of them are missing labels on some of the intersections.