The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Like...Girl Scout Troops?
isn't that a troupe?
No.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Like...Girl Scout Troops?
isn't that a troupe?
No.
But a troop is a person, so being in a Girl Scout troop should be illegal.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Like...Girl Scout Troops?
isn't that a troupe?
No.
But a troop is a person, so being in a Girl Scout troop should be illegal.
But a Girl Scout troop isn't a person. Checkmate, Oreos.
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@boomzilla There's a lower limit on troop size? If a troop can consist of a single person, then that troop is a person.
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@Gribnit I would think you'd need at least one Scout and one Leader. That's two people.
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@boomzilla So the Leader is in the troop? Who leads them?
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@Gribnit I feel like we're moving into Word of the Day territory here.
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@boomzilla
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? Nah man, it's safe.
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Filed under: I made dis.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think he (/she?) misspelled "troupe", as in "lesbian dance troupe".
I think he/she misspelled "Troup", as in "Route 66":
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit I would think you'd need at least one Scout and one Leader. That's two people.
If the troop has a leader, is the scout absolutely necessary for it to be called a troop?
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@blakeyrat that sounds like an awfully hesitant "no", for something bad that could only happen to you if you ate raw centipedes.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat that sounds like an awfully hesitant "no", for something bad that could only happen to you if you ate raw centipedes.
I think the implication was that the article title was a threat.
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@ben_lubar I think you're threatening to force me to eat raw centipedes.
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@Gribnit could be worse. He could be forcing centipedes to eat you raw.
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@boomzilla How is he supposed to threaten a centipede?
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@Gribnit massive screenshots and hours long videos of Dwarf Fortress, probably.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Like...Girl Scout Troops?
isn't that a troupe?
No.
But a troop is a person, so being in a Girl Scout troop should be illegal.
Sorry for pedanting a joke and forgive me my English skills if I'm wrong, but isn't a person called a trooper and a troop then being a group of such people?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But a troop is a person
Not in my dictionary.
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sorry for pedanting a joke and forgive me my English skills if I'm wrong, but isn't a person called a trooper and a troop then being a group of such people?
Problem with English is that it has many dialects and is generally used very sloppily. Some call a trooper just a troop, because the group is in many context “troops”.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But a troop is a person
Not in my dictionary.
The first definition on that page disagrees.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername
Maybe xhe misspelled toupee ...Ah yes . . . . the infamous transgender lesbian dancing toupee.
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@PJH that's too tragic to be funny.
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@PJH So that's how the calzone was invented...
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Rhywden Because his videos are fake.
So I finally actually watched that video on his channel. I've only ever seen his "electric guitar" out-of-context, but the rest of the video is actually a very well-thought-out discussion on electrical safety. Turns out he's a real engineer with educational videos on interesting projects.
But his shtick is that he always appears to be doing things in the most unsafe manner possible, such as making freehand cuts with a jigsaw while holding the workpiece in the air with his other hand. After watching a couple other videos, I am really surprised he still has fingers.
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Alex Jones is a shitheel but man can that guy inspire some good memes.
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(joke about NSFL news article's thumbnail)
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@ben_lubar Y'know, this remains me of the time there was a (possibly fake) story circulating about how some kids had cut the paws off a kitten and then messed up the punchline. "Mittens", not "feet", ffs.
Wonder if I can find the link.
EDIT: I should not have gone looking for the link.
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My sister still likes to tease me sometimes about the time I was TDing on set, had a brain fart, and forgot the word "ladder". I said, "Can someone grab the, uh... fucking... portable stairs."
My wife confuses the words all the time because they're the same word in Portuguese. Wouldn't be the first grammatical error I get so used to that I commit it myself.
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@LaoC I just ask where things live.
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@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought this was a case of "when Germans try to come up with English magazine titles"
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC I just ask where things live.
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@LaoC
I think you turned left at Albuquerque, and lost me on that one...
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@M_Adams Appears to be the exact same joke with one less letter. As your alt, I notice these things for you.
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@Karla
At least the Mets have saved you from like 3 more months of baseball season. You should send them a fruit basket.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
At least the Mets have saved you from like 3 more months of baseball season. You should send them a fruit basket.Excellent point.
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This family is really going to be sorry at 2 am
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@M_Adams said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@LaoC
I think you turned left at Albuquerque, and lost me on that one...Of course it would be left, but ... I think it's supposed to be read as "hot-travel" but it sounds more like something on @lucas1's travels to Bangkok