The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery linked in the comments:
The girl's pretty cute. The pants...
The part I really noticed was the mall from the first day, because I recognize that place! That's called the Americana, in Glendale, CA, and it used to be about 3 blocks away from where I worked when I lived in LA. I'd go there to watch movies all the time. (And sure enough, I checked with Google Maps and there's a Top Shop there.)
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@boomzilla I like jokes where once you read the punchline you realize you have to re-read now. :P
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@karla Thanks. Was that punishment for the mayo burger post? :P
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Thanks. Was that punishment for the mayo burger post? :P
Oooh! That was you? Now do a cilantro post for effect!
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@benjamin-hall if they're not made of denim, are they really jeans?
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall if they're not made of denim, are they really jeans?
That was raised in the video. She says something like "behold the newest trend in...jeans?"
But yes, that is a problem. One of the more minor ones, but a problem.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla Thanks. Was that punishment for the mayo burger post? :P
Yes.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I need a stack of these for the upcoming school year.
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@benjamin-hall Better buy them in bulk.
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@bb36e
Some people just don’t choose to lock themselves in outdated monogamous relationships. Be more open minded
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https://twitter.com/_Chloeann/status/1017861208345645056
Edit:
Woooooo, I broke the twitter onebox!!!
Here's what the link should show:
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This is my favourite response:
THATS ALL IT TOOK. ONE TYPO BROKE THE AI FOR COLONIAL MARINES.
The xeno's are supposed to tether to an area and then engage in practical combat AI, and because of ONE TYPO they don't.
this is 1 hour of QA testing.
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@doctorjones Linked from a tweet in that thread:
https://www.pcgamesn.com/civilization-6/civilization-6-AI-misspelling-bug
digging through Civilization VI’s AI files led them to discover five instances where the word “YIELD” is spelled “YEILD” in variables that control AI priorities.
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@zecc Incidentally, I just spent some 10 minutes trying to trigger a breakpoint in my code.
For some reason my attempts to contact client 123456789 were failing, even though I could trace all the steps of a successful registration of client 123456879.
Only copy-paste eventually helped me. I might need new glasses.
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@bb36e The reason you know that account is fake is nobody played the male Shepard, his voice actor was fucking terrible.
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Never got thrown off running over my own wheel, but I did once break my car's front passenger seat by running over it.
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Never got thrown off running over my own wheel, but I did once break my car's front passenger seat by running over it.
My little brother broke his own arm by running over it. He was the driver and the only person around.
how?
He was used to driving stick, but was driving an automatic that day on a paper route. He put it in neutral (he thought) and jumped out to deliver a paper. It was in drive, and drove over him.
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I did once break my car's front passenger seat by running over it
While driving that same car?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
While driving that same car?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I did once break my car's front passenger seat by running over it
While driving that same car?
Yes. The seat wasn't in it at the time, though (I had unbolted it to allow me to carry more cartons of stuff from our old house to the new one, and some idiot moved it in front of the door of the old place while I was making the previous run).
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@loopback0 listen i worked really hard on this meme
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@bb36e Huh those were intended to be a single narrative, I now see upon re-exposure.
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@blakeyrat Surprisingly, that was more understandable than every explanation of monads I've read so far.
Yes, yes, I know, that was the joke. But still.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@blakeyrat Surprisingly, that was more understandable than every explanation of monads I've read so far.
Yes, yes, I know, that was the joke. But still.
I'd like to pretend this was in response to @bb36e.
Edit: Fucking close your tags
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: Fucking close your tags
Not sure if the appropriate response is or , but no.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery linked in the comments:
foggy crotch
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
foggy crotch
Goddamint, inuendo went too far now, I can't keep up any more.
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I like jokes where once you read the punchline you realize you have to re-read now. :P
Saw the punchline coming, TBQH. Probably because I saw similar kind of ad before (even if it wasn't framed as a singles ad necessarily).
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@jbert You could put pretty much that whole feed in the emergency cute things thread.
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