The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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This truck has found out the main secret of life.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This truck has found out the main secret of life.
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I think this is the guy who invented the Internet
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@el_heffe too beardy for Al Gore.
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@el_heffe Will he argue with himself about which colour Smartie is the best?
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I recently decided "Fuck the environment" and bought an AC. Best. Decision. Ever.
I bought a new (well, 9-month old) car a few weeks ago.
It has air-con.
I've never owned a car with air-con before.
And I'll never own one without it again :D
You Euroweenies are weird. How did you make it to 2017 without owning a car with a/c?
I don't know if I have ever owned a car without it.
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Want a RompHim with a picture of Kim Jong whatever his name is on the front? The internet has you covered.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think this is the guy who invented the Internet
How dare you doxx me?!?!
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How did you make it to 2017 without owning a car with a/c?
England's normally much colder
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
although, as far as I know there are no bans against marriage between third cousins.
We got married in California and I made some silly joke when getting the license. The clerk told me, serious as can be, that it is perfectly legal for first cousins and siblings to marry in California. (I think he said siblings, I know he said first cousins)
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I recently decided "Fuck the environment" and bought an AC. Best. Decision. Ever.
I bought a new (well, 9-month old) car a few weeks ago.
It has air-con.
I've never owned a car with air-con before.
And I'll never own one without it again :D
You Euroweenies are weird. How did you make it to 2017 without owning a car with a/c?
I don't know if I have ever owned a car without it.
My family and I have had a number of vehicles, and all of them had an a/c unit, but it often didn't work. Having working a/c, especially in hot weather is a Godsend. Without it, we'd have to just roll down the windows and use spray bottles filled with water to cool off. (This only works in dry climates; humidity keeps the water droplets from evaporating.)
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This only works in dry climates
Thank goodness, Arizona (most of the time)!
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This only works in dry climates
Thank goodness, Arizona (most of the time)!
I'm no climatologist, but don't dry climates tend to get hotter than humid climates in the first place?
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm no climatologist, but don't dry climates tend to get hotter than humid climates in the first place?
Yes, but it's less of a problem physiologically (provided you've got plenty of water).
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This only works in dry climates
Thank goodness, Arizona (most of the time)!
I'm no climatologist, but don't dry climates tend to get hotter than humid climates in the first place?
Better to be hot and dry than really warm and wet.... wait.....
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This only works in dry climates
Thank goodness, Arizona (most of the time)!
I'm no climatologist, but don't dry climates tend to get hotter than humid climates in the first place?
Better to be hot and dry than really warm and wet.... wait.....
Would you rather camp out in an oven or in someone's butt?
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@ben_lubar whose butt?
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know if I have ever owned a car without it.
I did. A 1983 Datsun F10. (My first car)
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
although, as far as I know there are no bans against marriage between third cousins.
We got married in California and I made some silly joke when getting the license. The clerk told me, serious as can be, that it is perfectly legal for first cousins and siblings to marry in California. (I think he said siblings, I know he said first cousins)
Cousins
Siblings (more complicated, and no nice map like the first link)
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@pjh The stupid continues in one of the reply chains where he's arguing with a dairy farmer. It's actually quite entertaining.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He
That isn't the only there....
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He
That isn't the only there....
LOL I know...just something about that one.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The stupid continues in one of the reply chains where he's arguing with a dairy farmer.
He comes across as one of those who stridently believe that eggs are chicken periods
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@polygeekery
That explains so much about...E_GARAGE_LEAKAGE
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He
for certain.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He
for certain.
I Dunno, I hear there are groups out there that would be was to no longer have his milk...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I Dunno, I hear there are groups out there that would be was to no longer have his milk...
Your language subroutine is having some issues.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I Dunno, I hear there are groups out there that would be was to no longer have his milk...
It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I Dunno, I hear there are groups out there that would be was to no longer have his milk...
Your language subroutine is having some issues.
Somehow sad autocorrected to was.
Eh, I guess I can see where it was coming from...
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that.
The major problem is simply one of grammar, and the main work to consult in this matter is Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations. It will tell you, for instance, how to describe something that was about to happen to you in the past before you avoided it by time-jumping forward two days in order to avoid it. The event will be descibed differently according to whether you are talking about it from the standpoint of your own natural time, from a time in the further future, or a time in the further past and is futher complicated by the possibility of conducting conversations while you are actually traveling from one time to another with the intention of becoming your own mother or father.
Most readers get as far as the Future Semiconditionally Modified Subinverted Plagal Past Subjunctive Intentional before giving up; and in fact in later aditions of the book all pages beyond this point have been left blank to save on printing costs.
Anyway:
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does that lack of proper capitalization of usernames bother anyone else?
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does that lack of proper capitalization of usernames bother anyone else?
nO :P
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does that lack of proper capitalization of usernames bother anyone else?
@anotherusername said in EU 1, Google 0:
Also, why's the @-reply-to mention all lowercase now? I don't remember it doing that previously. It matches your username's correct case when it autocompletes: @Polygeekery.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For "fails", read "decides to install a Windows 10 update".
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Does that lack of proper capitalization of usernames bother anyone else?
@anotherusername said in EU 1, Google 0:
Also, why's the @-reply-to mention all lowercase now? I don't remember it doing that previously. It matches your username's correct case when it autocompletes: @Polygeekery.
I hadn't read that thread and since I had the funny picture seemed as good as any place to post.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is that from that movie "Honey, I shrunk the weather man"?