The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar If by "played" you mean "provided motion-capture for", then yes. Gollum himself was an entirely CGI creation that wasn't "played by" any person.
As the video I linked shows, there's practically no difference.
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@ben_lubar @Boner @masonwheeler huh, this looks familiar... oh right, I saw it first in the garage...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is definitely true and not the sort of thing that turns up on /r/thathappend. I know because I regularly text members of my family by their relation to me instead of their names
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@jarry said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That one is Poe, and judging from the style ("Exclusive to all newspapers" "Call 0900 000 0000", "cont. p. 94"), it's part of the 'funny' section from Private Eye.
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Ofcom and radio station officials believe the hacker is using a mobile radio transmitter to broadcast a stronger signal on the radio station's normal frequency, overriding its normal program.
THAT IS NOT HACKING
If that is counted as hacking, then so is someone yelling to be heard over someone else.
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@raceprouk we live in a world where finding a browser tab with somebody's Facebook logged in and typing "I like cock lol" is counted as hacking
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At least he has a good taste in music. Knowing what the repertoire of a typical small town radio is it was probably an immense improvement over the usual programming.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk we live in a world where finding a browser tab with somebody's Facebook logged in and typing "I like cock lol" is counted as hacking
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yelling to be heard over someone else.
Don't you mean hacking a conversation?
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yelling to be heard over someone else.
Don't you mean hacking a conversation?
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@pjh I wood definitely consider it if I were her
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@vault_dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh I wood definitely consider it if I were her
Better make sure it's been chipped then..
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It depends if the dog has a sore throat. You can tell by the dog's bark.
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@vault_dweller said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh I wood definitely consider it if I were her
More importantly: why wood you knot?
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I don't think it needs to go to the vet, it's just pining for you
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@jaloopa he's teasing her. That's a screenshot as if it was taken from her phone... implying that she refers to him (would be caught dead referring to him?) as "Daddio".
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@anotherusername yeah, it was more the "hello daughter" bit that didn't ring true
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@pjh that's ridiculous. The only thing wrong with that dog is that it's board.
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@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah, it was more the "hello daughter" bit that didn't ring true
I don't find that weird at all. My father often calls me "son".
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@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah, it was more the "hello daughter" bit that didn't ring true
I don't find that weird at all. My father often calls me "son".
Sons tend to be referred to like that but daughters, not so much. If not a name/nickname some other term of endearment.
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This was funny to me.
I saw a woman on the subway reading "The Spirit of Python" so of course, I was thinking she was learning about programming.
Apparently, not:
I probably would have confused her if I asked her about it.
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Exposing Satan's Plan to Squeeze the Life Out of You
Are you sure it's not about Python?
Disclaimer: I don't actually think Python is a bad language
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That's almost pornography of a pregnant woman. I have proof, see this hard wood?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why is his name spelt wrong?
To make people like you ask questions like that.
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Probably a repost
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@coldandtired is that Viz?
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@boner I believe so. Looks like a Fat Slag in the top corner.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I call fake. Lasagna is supposed to be baked at 350 degrees.
Or 700 degrees if you want to get done in half the time.
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I don't think it took him long, i hear he's a 2 stroke kind of guy
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@doctorjones
Speaking about public sex ...Why is there never entertainment when I pas there on my way to work?
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah, it was more the "hello daughter" bit that didn't ring true
I don't find that weird at all. My father often calls me "son".
Sons tend to be referred to like that but daughters, not so much. If not a name/nickname some other term of endearment.
I think it may be more of a family thing. My parents call my sister "daughter" quite often, and when my mother's mother calls her (or vice versa), they greet each other with "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndaughter!" and "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmother!" (My mom and aunts also use "Sssssssssssssssssister!")
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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy addressed his wife with endearing terms - calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost
70 years, and they appeared still very clearly in love.While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy,
"I think it's wonderful that, after all the years you've been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names."The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth, he said. "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah, it was more the "hello daughter" bit that didn't ring true
I don't find that weird at all. My father often calls me "son".
Sons tend to be referred to like that but daughters, not so much. If not a name/nickname some other term of endearment.
I think it may be more of a family thing. My parents call my sister "daughter" quite often, and when my mother's mother calls her (or vice versa), they greet each other with "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndaughter!" and "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmother!" (My mom and aunts also use "Sssssssssssssssssister!")
Everything but son sounds funny to me.
When my big kids were small, they were all Sweetie, the boys evolved to Buddy, my husband is Babe, and my youngest varies between My Baby, The Princess, and Sweetie (most of these will go away as she gets older).
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Don't usually link these but I lolled.
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@boner I'll have a go at explaining these:
- Most UK homes don't have a separate utilities room.
- I have no idea why baked beans are so popular int he UK, but the better brands have plenty of flavour. Also, no other country in the word eats anywhere near the amount the UK eats. I think part of it is they're cheap and quick to heat up, and are therefore a staple foodstuff of university students.
- Chances are, if the name is an innuendo, the dessert itself has been around longer than the United States has. English was a very different language back then.
- Mr Blobby… yeah… Moving on.
- The egg cup is only used to hold the cooked soft-boiled egg so you can dip strips of bread or toast (known as soldiers) into it.
- Y'know what? I don't get it either. It's just what we do.
- We pay waiters and bar staff properly.
- Trolling Americans is fun :D
- Wine is more sophisticated than beer, even when served in plastic. It just is.
- Bonfire Night is when we celebrate not having our government blown up by, let's be honest, a terrorist.
- That's just marketing bullshit.
- It's just a word. Get over it already. Even better: use it. You use most of the others we created already.
- It's just the way it's done.
- Britain is a colder country than most of the US, therefore we drink hot drinks. Also, we kinda got crazy addicted to tea when we started trading with China and India, and it's just hung around.
- People will do anything to get on TV nowadays.
- Yes, because 'fanny' here means 'vagina'. Which, given bum bags are worn at the front, would make 'fanny pack' more accurate
- The BBC is the state-funded national broadcaster, and has to have that many channels so it can fulfill all its obligations under the BBC Charter. But we also have commercial TV: ITV, Channel 4, Channel 5, BSkyB, and others.
- A pudding is named for the manner in which it is made, not the course it is part of.
- A lone
x
is a kiss. It's affectionate.
And now for something completely different:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilh3hxNdpZs
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@asdf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
yeah, it was more the "hello daughter" bit that didn't ring true
I don't find that weird at all. My father often calls me "son".
Sons tend to be referred to like that but daughters, not so much. If not a name/nickname some other term of endearment.
I think it may be more of a family thing. My parents call my sister "daughter" quite often, and when my mother's mother calls her (or vice versa), they greet each other with "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnndaughter!" and "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmother!" (My mom and aunts also use "Sssssssssssssssssister!")
Do you like mmmmmmmbananas?
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We pay waiters and bar staff properly.
If you are good at your job (or just being a hot female) you can make far more in the US than you ever could in the UK. My brothers best was 2k in one night (tips alone) and that didn't even score in the top 10 at the bar he worked at.
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@karla I call my cat furbeast. Or sometimes dumbshit.