The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@swayde said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That and the chart. antijokechicken.sys
I read that as antichokechicken.
Filed under: Choking the chicken
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Adult Swim gave this court case the Rick and Morty treatment in storyboard form, and now a dedicated fan has finished it. It so works.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I somehow told chrome to translate tdwtf and this happened:
From Dutch to English I guess ... Boom = tree so yes ... you are a tree.
But if he falls down in a forest when no one is around to hear him, does he make a sound? And if so, is he still wrong?
Filed under: Boom!
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@swayde said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
antijokechicken.sys
Why did the antijoke chicken enter the kernel?
To get to the antiside?
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why did the antijoke chicken enter the kernel?
To annihilate the joke ckicken?
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@flabdablet said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Adult Swim gave this court case the Rick and Morty treatment in storyboard form, and now a dedicated fan has finished it. It so works.
Tiarawhy? I like that user.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
does he make a sound
It just makes a slight zillaaaah
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@anotherusername This was fairly dumb, I think. Like, if anything, just cut a bigger hold, there was clearly enough room to do so...
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@Tsaukpaetra ha. Yeah, that occurred to me also. Of course, it would've slightly ruined the nice big pumpkin, so they probably wanted to extract her by other means first, if possible.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if anything, just cut a bigger hole
No, what clearly needed to happen was packing crushed ice around her head while dipping the whole pumpkin in boiling water and letting thermal expansion and contraction take its course.
Might take a month or two but should definitely work.
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@flabdablet I think they should've just carved a face in her and left her like that.
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@Rhywden Sounds like the first limerick I ever heard.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Leno? Dude must have some seriously backed-up DVR queue.
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@anotherusername I can't like this hard enough XD
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5 questions about the new Dr. Strange movie
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Imgur dump part 3 (the end for now):
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Poop is an Uno-like game where players compete to void their bowels without blocking the toilet.
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@mott555
Around here we have a plain old card game called stronten or shitting. Goal is to dump all your cards on an opponent.We have really exiting evenings in Belgium.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
THE SUCCESSOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We have really exiting evenings in Belgium.
Considering you have games called shitting, I'm not surprised you spend your evenings leaving places. Perhaps you should find something more exciting to do with your time.
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@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
something more exciting
What can be more exciting then go to the pub drink beer and play some stronten?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@abarker said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
something more exciting
What can be more exciting then go to the pub drink beer and play some stronten?
He was poking fun at your typo. (You pissmelled exciting as exiting — i.e., leaving — which isn't very exciting.)
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
For those of you who don't know, google says that's beer.
It would not have occurred to me that there were people who did not know what Pabst Blue Ribbon is.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It would not have occurred to me that there were people who did not know what Pabst Blue Ribbon is.
Google reports that it is a beer. So better than straight meh, but not great by a long stretch.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It would not have occurred to me that there were people who did not know what Pabst Blue Ribbon is.
Google reports that it is a beer. So better than straight meh, but not great by a long stretch.
Knowing whether it is or isn't great has nothing to do with knowing what it is.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Knowing whether it is or isn't great has nothing to do with knowing what it is.
Read about it, yes. Tried it, no. Life's too short for boring beer IMO.
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Nothing like ice cold piss
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It would not have occurred to me that there were people who did not know what Pabst Blue Ribbon is.
Google reports that it is a beer. So better than straight meh, but not great by a long stretch.
The basis of that rating is quality / price... it'd lose about 2.5 stars if you didn't divide by price.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It would not have occurred to me that there were people who did not know what Pabst Blue Ribbon is.
Google reports that it is a beer. So better than straight meh, but not great by a long stretch.
The quiche eaters would not like it.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It would not have occurred to me that there were people who did not know what Pabst Blue Ribbon is.
Google reports that it is a beer. So better than straight meh, but not great by a long stretch.
But anyone who likes good beer would probably rate it a . Maybe.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But anyone who likes good beer would probably rate it a . Maybe.
I'd give it zero, but that's because it is entirely unavailable here. Undrinkable beer is missing the point. ;)
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
anyone who likes good beer would probably rate it a . Maybe.
I have not tasted it.
Does it share with Victoria Bitter the astonishing virtue of tasting exactly the same when skulled from a well-used gumboot before passing out in a shopping trolley?
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@flabdablet it tastes like your average canoe beer, but even more so. Its sole redeeming qualities are the fact that it contains the same amount of alcohol as some of the more expensive canoe beers, while still costing less than them.
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Just when you think this meme died...