The Official Status Thread
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status Applied the XP keep-getting-patches "fix" (
HKLM\SYSTEM\WPA\PosReady Installed=dword:1
) I now have 96 patches available. Of course the article said some of those might break the system... hmmm... Fuck it. It's a VM. Call it curiosity... (clicks update, writes this, goes home)
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
A couple of them are quite Robust.
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@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
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OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
A couple of them are quite Robust.
It's Robust because the optional parameter is at the beginning of the method signature.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
At first I was amused at someone making a joke of Hungarian notation with
bool bQuiet
. Then I sawbool bFilterSpecia...
and was sad again.
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@mzh said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
At first I was amused at someone making a joke of Hungarian notation with
bool bQuiet
. Then I sawbool bFilterSpecia...
and was sad again.Yeah, let me tell you a bit about Unreal...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@mzh said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
At first I was amused at someone making a joke of Hungarian notation with
bool bQuiet
. Then I sawbool bFilterSpecia...
and was sad again.Yeah, let me tell you a bit about Unreal...
Idea: 7 overloads of a function, each adding parameters to the left, and the 4th overload has two arbitrary parameters swapped for no reason.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@mzh said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
At first I was amused at someone making a joke of Hungarian notation with
bool bQuiet
. Then I sawbool bFilterSpecia...
and was sad again.Yeah, let me tell you a bit about Unreal...
Idea: 7 overloads of a function, each adding parameters to the left, and the 4th overload has two arbitrary parameters swapped for no reason.
the evil ideas thread is
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@cabrito said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@mzh said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
At first I was amused at someone making a joke of Hungarian notation with
bool bQuiet
. Then I sawbool bFilterSpecia...
and was sad again.Yeah, let me tell you a bit about Unreal...
Idea: 7 overloads of a function, each adding parameters to the left, and the 4th overload has two arbitrary parameters swapped for no reason.
the evil ideas thread is
OMGWTF challenge: design the worst api for [description of service/library]
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@mzh said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
wasting
OMG literally every file operation is prepended with "Safe":
At first I was amused at someone making a joke of Hungarian notation with
bool bQuiet
. Then I sawbool bFilterSpecia...
and was sad again.Yeah, let me tell you a bit about Unreal...
Idea: 7 overloads of a function, each adding parameters to the left, and the 4th overload has two arbitrary parameters swapped for no reason.
I said i was sorry!
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@pleegwat said in The Official Status Thread:
previous antique of an OS
Windows Vista?
RHEL5
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STATUS
New manager started today. Supposed to add a layer between CEO and her ilk, and us developers / producers.
First impressions - not a rousing speech maker. He hovered over my shoulder for a bit and watched me work.
God I hope he's not a hoverer.
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STATUS: In Malmö, idling in my hotel room before we're heading out to do todays work. Protip: Don't go to Malmö. It's absolute shite and an ugly city located in the ugliest part of Sweden. And as the room is on th 11th floor I also have a good view of the atrocity from my hotel room.
Also, hotel visits still bad for me as I sleep poorly at hotels, so I'm tired and got a headache. FML.
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@atazhaia There is a reason why one of their marketing songs started with the line "Welcome to Malmö, from here it's only 20 minutes to Copenhagen".
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS
New manager started today. Supposed to add a layer between CEO and her ilk, and us developers / producers.
First impressions - not a rousing speech maker. He hovered over my shoulder for a bit and watched me work.
God I hope he's not a hoverer.His ideas so far:
- Slack instead of Skype, everyone leaves their TODO each morning
- Jira
- Code reviews
Pretty standard playbook. But with so few developers and so much chaos, I am not sure it will work.
And unfortunately, he does seem to be a bit hoverish.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
God I hope he's not a hoverer
My boss in my previous job was a hoverer. No technical knowledge, he was purely business, but he'd insist on watching you code and slowly reading out any error messages, with emphasis on irrelevant parts as if they would be the key to understanding them
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@jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
My boss in my previous job was a hoverer. No technical knowledge, he was purely business, but he'd insist on watching you code and slowly reading out any error messages, with emphasis on irrelevant parts as if they would be the key to understanding them
Oh God, no.
I am giving this guy a pass for now since he didn't have his workstation setup yet, but if he tries that shit with me, I am quitting.
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Status: Due to a combination of irresponsible journalism and mass hysteria, I'm at home out of gas across from a gas station that is also out of gas, so I'll be working from home. I basically hate everybody right now.
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@cartman82
You must prove you can sort the fruits, so I can move on to another developer!
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3 hours 46 minutes
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@accalia SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
3 hours 46 minutes
Until you become a @Perverted_Kitten?
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@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
3 hours 46 minutes
Until you become a @Perverted_Kitten?Until
ERROR 418
I AM A TEAPOTI am out of office with no access to e-mail until 2017-09-12.
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@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?You would be correct, yes.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?I thought she might be having a species-change operation.
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@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?I thought she might be having a species-change operation.
please! i'm already a variable fox-human hybrid. that's hard enough to manage, what would you want next? for me to get a swiss army crotch?
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?I thought she might be having a species-change operation.
please! i'm already a variable fox-human hybrid. that's hard enough to manage, what would you want next? for me to get a swiss army crotch?
LMAO. I did not expect to see Fenoxo linked here. The NSFW thread, maybe.
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@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?I thought she might be having a species-change operation.
please! i'm already a variable fox-human hybrid. that's hard enough to manage, what would you want next? for me to get a swiss army crotch?
LMAO. I did not expect to see Fenoxo linked here. The NSFW thread, maybe.
i even retrieved the link at work. how's that for being brazen?
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?I thought she might be having a species-change operation.
please! i'm already a variable fox-human hybrid. that's hard enough to manage, what would you want next? for me to get a swiss army crotch?
LMAO. I did not expect to see Fenoxo linked here. The NSFW thread, maybe.
i even retrieved the link at work. how's that for being brazen?
I notice you didn't actually follow the link, though. Not enough piercings yet, I assume.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS
New manager started today. Supposed to add a layer between CEO and her ilk, and us developers / producers.
First impressions - not a rousing speech maker. He hovered over my shoulder for a bit and watched me work.
God I hope he's not a hoverer.
We're looking for a new boss to insert between us devs and my boss (she's taking on more responsibilities across more groups, so makes sense). I was advised I'll be interviewing "soon". I like that we get a say on the new boss - and that mgmt listens to us. (We (devs) interviewed my current boss too)
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@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@dreikin
Technically, wouldn't it be @Perverted_Kit?I thought she might be having a species-change operation.
please! i'm already a variable fox-human hybrid. that's hard enough to manage, what would you want next? for me to get a swiss army crotch?
LMAO. I did not expect to see Fenoxo linked here. The NSFW thread, maybe.
i even retrieved the link at work. how's that for being brazen?
I notice you didn't actually follow the link, though. Not enough piercings yet, I assume.
not to follow it at work.
Sure that would trigger my fetish, but that might cause me to lose by job which would make it hard to support @Perverted_Vixen and myself and that's something that weighs a bit higher than having temporary fun.
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STATUS: Lewis Carrolling my project manager.
"With nothing but 'an error occurred', I can't look into it any further. I have said it thrice; what I say three times is true."
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
He hovered over my shoulder for a bit and watched me work.
There is no better way to make me stop working
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90 minutes and counting....,
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
90 minutes and counting....,
Hang on... you're going to finish before me today!
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Quick, we need to defuse this vacation!
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@dkf it's hot enough that i only have a t-shirt and I'm sweating. And we're still on winter
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This file transfer from my phone I'm doing has been running for ten hours and is at 60%. Holy fucking Christ. I wish the fucking thing's USB port wasn't too shitty to hold a connection so I could do the transfer with something other than ADB over network. Hell, AirDroid composes a download zip on the fly and it probably could have been done by now, only it doesn't run as root so I wouldn't know that it got everything.
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@cartman82 But then where will we get our mettle?
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@magus said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 But then where will we get our mettle?
From the grownd.
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@antiquarian said in The Official Status Thread:
across from a gas station that is also out of gas
that's literally their business model, how could that happen? We're not in a shortage crisis again, are we?
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@tsaukpaetra
When the local refineries (and/or the travelways leading to them) are under 20 feet of water that doesn't normally exist, the business model of a gas station kind of breaks down.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@tsaukpaetra
When the local refineries (and/or the travelways leading to them) are under 20 feet of water that doesn't normally exist, the business model of a gas station kind of breaks down.Gas floats on water, yes? Shirley they could just Scipio it from the top and use boats then!
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Shirley
And no. Between having to re-add the additives that dissolve or precipitate out, and having to dry the fuel once it's collected, it's not cost-effective, especially when PETA and the EPA start screaming. Justifiably.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
that's literally their business model, how could that happen? We're not in a shortage crisis again, are we?
We are not in a shortage crisis. There were a couple of refineries that we impacted by the hurricane, and the media speculated that gas stations might run out of gas. That led to everyone going to get gas whether they needed it at the time or not. The business model doesn't work when everyone tries to get gas at the same time. That's what caused the gas stations to run out. So it was literally a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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Status:
8888486
I'm not sure I'm ok with this short commit hash
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Status: everything is wonky!
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
everything is wonky!
Including your male attribute ?
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@twelvebaud said in The Official Status Thread:
especially when PETA and the EPA start screaming.
PETA's always screaming. Just fuck them - in extremely unpleasant ways.