The Official Status Thread
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@heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:
Only six weeks left, only six weeks left, only six weeks left...
That means you got five weeks left to:
- start a new savegame in Skyrim
- learn a new foreign language
- clean parts of your apartment you've never cleaned before
- cook complicated meals that take half a day to prepare
- shop at Ikea
โฆbefore you'll start studying.
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@asdf Well, on the calendar finals overlap the go-live date of my current project at work. So I'm guessing 100% of time not spent studying will be spent instead on work. And 0% will be spent sleeping, so that's bound to go great for me.
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Status: apologies to @Impossible-Mission-A I won't be available tonight.
Status: Incognito Distractionless mode engaging...
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Status: Fucking PHP. Why is this so damn difficult?
All I want to do is connect to a MySQL database, execute a stored procedure, and get back the results.
Should be fucking easy, but no, apparently variables in included files tend to go out of scope or something and disappear by the time I call the function in the include (which, somehow, isn't out of scope).
Because raisins.
FML what should have taken ten minutes has turned into four hours!
Edit: Also, fuck the fact that somehow error reporting has been permanently disabled in this instance of PHP.
error_reporting(-1);
does NOTHING! FFS why!?!?
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@smallshellscript said in The Official Status Thread:
hypothetical catastrophic failure of our ERP system:
Are you planning one?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
error reporting has been permanently disabled in this instance of PHP
Or the errors are not going where you expect them to? The setting on whether errors are logged are independent of where they are logged.
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Status: Tempted to get this, does anyone have any experience with these?
http://www.gearbest.com/3d-printers-3d-printer-kits/pp_240242.html
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Maybe a new mettle episode at 7 PM tonight CET (6 hours from now).
Not sure because senior. We'll see.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Supposedly the administrator interface has more bugs, is slower, and has a worse UI than the teacher interface, a feat I wouldn't have thought possible.
Administrator interfaces are always worse in every way.
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@Tsaukpaetra
Which version of PHP? I could see the function call changing the scope, but as far as I understand things, includes are just "typed" into the main file at the point where they get included, so that shouldn't modify the scope on you. Feel free to drop me a chat or something if you want a second set of eyes for the code...
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Status: I might have been a little bit bitten by the entrepreneur bug... again...
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There is a lot of doxxing in old threads from people that used to have their full name as users and renamed later in this format:
@newnickname bla bla bla
reply:
@full name of the user said:
bla bla blaua ua aua
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@groo If people use their real name publicly, it's not doxxing, because there's nothing being kept secret. If they then try to retract the use of their name, well, the result is often as you see: older sources still have it, because the internet is forever. You can never call back words already spoken.
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@Yamikuronue
What, you mean that service I paid $420 to to remove all references to my white supremacist days was lying to me?
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@groo I can still see them :)
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@Yamikuronue
Oh noes, you violated the German Constitution!!!1
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
@Yamikuronue
What, you mean that service I paid $420 to to remove all references to my white supremacist days was lying to me?you know..... that always confused me.... once information is free, it is nigh impossible to lock it up again, and that is never more true on the internet.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
@groo I can still see them :)
I could have edited it, but then I'm not sure I would be able to make my point.
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@groo But once I'd read it, it's in my brain. And possibly, google has an archive of it, depending on your timing.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
But once I'd read it, it's in my brain.
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Status: Emergency cabling job is done. Yesterday was a bit hectic as we ended up only having one day to get it done.
Also, I just got off of a web meeting led by a man named "William Wallace". I found it hard to pay attention. I just kept thinking:
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
you know..... that always confused me.... once information is free, it is nigh impossible to lock it up again, and that is never more true on the internet.
Unless you're an EU citizen.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Finished work early today.
Your turkey is missing something...
(Contains hand turkey nudity)
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@heterodox http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ab/ab031d0f5129e90b892fb65e7c1c3c8e39e8b7e58b9a04ada3ea7f3e7ed3531e.jpg
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@Boner said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Tempted to get this, does anyone have any experience with these?
http://www.gearbest.com/3d-printers-3d-printer-kits/pp_240242.html
No, but I'm guessing that holding the object while it's engraving is actually not recommended...
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@groo said:
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
I WANT TO RIDE A MOOSE!
I have it from someone who has apparently attempted the feat that no, you do not.
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[security manager and I are doing a power walk and talk:]
Me: "I should still have access to that area, right, since I was never technically offboarded?"
Security Manager: "No, your access should have been removed a year ago."
[we arrive, I hold out my ID] beep CLICK
Security Manager: "... God damn it."
Me: "Might want to look into that."
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
I WANT TO RIDE A MOOSE!
I have it from someone who has apparently attempted the feat that no, you do not.
Sadly lacking in details.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
error reporting has been permanently disabled in this instance of PHP
Or the errors are not going where you expect them to? The setting on whether errors are logged are independent of where they are logged.
Nope, I don't even think they're being logged actually. They're certainly not making their way to the client, and neither the PHP log or nginx say more than "something went wrong from a request from IP".
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@CarrieVS said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
I WANT TO RIDE A MOOSE!
I have it from someone who has apparently attempted the feat that no, you do not.
i have it from me who has that yes, yes i do.
but i really want to get the sachet and animal bait first.
otherwise bad end.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Feel free to drop me a chat or something if you want a second set of eyes for the code...
Maybe if I can't break through, thanks. I think i got it somewhat working now by making a class and stuff. It's... Getting complicated.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
otherwise bad end
Let us take a moment to remember the sexy robots who died trying to ride a moose without getting the sachet and animal bait first.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
otherwise bad end
Let us take a moment to remember the sexy robots who died trying to ride a moose without getting the sachet and animal bait first.
they are sexy robots with very short skirts......
i wish the skirts were longer, or that 2b went for pants instead.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
otherwise bad end
Let us take a moment to remember the sexy robots who died trying to ride a moose without getting the sachet and animal bait first.
Not enough pee going around?
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
they are sexy robots with very short skirts......
i wish the skirts were longer, or that 2b went for pants instead.Does not correlate with
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
Such a perverted vixen.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
they are sexy robots with very short skirts......
i wish the skirts were longer, or that 2b went for pants instead.Does not correlate with
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
Such a perverted vixen.
just because i'm perverted does not mean that i don't respect consent.
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@accalia That's fair
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Win.
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Status: What do you mean there are no changes in this package path to merge from stage to production? I deployed to staging earlier this week.
Oh hell, I managed to deploy without checking into source control, and have since undone my change in my local workspace. Pardon me, I'm going to take myself behind the woodshed.
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@aliceif But they lacked courage
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Followup status: Thank Dog for the \bin\ folder.
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@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
Followup status: Thank Dog for the \bin\ folder.
Nothing a good decompiler can't fix?
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@Maciejasjmj
Well, this is SSIS. So "building" means "throw a copy into the \bin\ folder as-is and add a manifest file to tell SQL what you're deploying".Which means I'm good. Aside from the fact that I have SSIS on me.
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Today I went outside. It was weird.
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@anonymous234
And then {the boobs came out|the murders began}?
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@TimeBandit And they put the back button on the wrong side.