The Official Status Thread
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@lucas1 ouch. i know that feeling. it's hard to stop shaking
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@lucas1 yeah, it's a fucking stupid place for them to put the \ / | key.
I would've gotten rid of that shit over the CTRL and Fn keys being switched around, but now I feel like I'd be inclined to use it as a weapon with which to beat the developers who came up with that layout.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
/join #BoomzillasLawn
/kick @Lorne-Kates
@boomzilla using a moderator action?! The end is nigh!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
/join #BoomzillasLawn
/kick @Lorne-Kates
/nick @Lorne-Katz
/join #BoomzillasLawn
LOL
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JUST. READ. THE. FUCKING. CODE.
Lorne why doesn't this work?
I don't know that part of the code
Can you help me anyways?
Sigh, fine. Where is the output you're getting?
Here
Where in the code is that outputted?
Here
There's an if condition there. One way is the right way, one way is the wrong way. How is item X's {data that effects the IF condition} set?
Here
And therefore...
Oh yeah.It's nothing magical. I didn't know what that code does, and I still don't. But your output comes from somewhere. Start there and work backwards.
JUST. READ. THE. FUCKING. CODE.
(I don't feel like typing anymore, but the exact same scenario happened 3 times today-- with , and with , and with a third-party developer--- too many stupid talking heads saying stupid things!!)
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@Jarry Yeah, I just stopped the car for a minute or two to regain my composure. It just not something I feel like I could have anticipated, I was already going slow and was slowing down due to not being able to see anything around the bend (quite literally) and this girl just skated from no where.
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Opera 40 no longer shows you your open tabs when you want to add a a site to the speed dial. Nice...
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@coldandtired said in The Official Status Thread:
Opera 40 no longer shows you your open tabs when you want to add a a site to the speed dial. Nice...
Because why would you want to add a Site you're already on to the speed dial, right?
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Status: My card was declined as I went to buy lunch, so I didn't have any today. Then when I left work, those racist terrorists, BLM, decided to all stand on the train tracks at my stop. So I walked a few stops, quite a few blocks, past the next train turn spot so if have a chance to catch one, and one went past right as I was halfway between blocks.
Perfect. Day.
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Status: cleaning up what looks like a literal bloody mess in my kitchen. It isn't one, but it sure looks like it is.
Note to self #1: Making borscht is fucking messy. You should know that, you made it often enough ten years ago.
Note to self #2: Proper measurements are important. For example, if you are doubling a recipe you haven't made before, consider whether it will fit in the stock pot, before you end up decocting a third of the soup into two smaller pots. Again, how many times have you made that same mistake and never learned from it?
Note to self #3: there is a reason why you traditionally grate the beets for borscht rather than dicing them. You used a food processor every other time you did this, and you even realized it would be a problem, but did you consider holding off until you had a better solution than 'fuck it, it will just be chunky this time'?
Note to self #4: a half pound of browned pork sausage mixed with a diced onion and a half a pound of ground beef is a fuckload to put into any soup, especially one where you usually only have a few ounces of pork fatback in it at most. And oh, yeah, that 3 pounds of chili you were planning on making this weekend, using the same pan and stock pot? Yeah, right, that's going work out just fine. Dumbass.
The good news is, the mess isn't nearly as bad as some I have made in the past, especially when making borscht. I'd be hesitant to even call it borscht, really (more like a vaguely beet-flavored shchi, I guess), if it weren't for the fact that there are so many variants on the theme throughout Eastern and Central Europe and beyond that one could make a fair case that any soup or stew with beets as a major ingredient would count.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@lucas1 yeah, it's a fucking stupid place for them to put the \ / | key.
I'm guessing the Enter key is one of those big-ass multi-row ones. You know, where that key is supposed to be. You got the linux-hardware option, huh?
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
It's friday and I have work to do.
but it's friday and I don't want to work.
Solution: do some work, but slowly.
We're trying to do a release. Third try's the charm, I tell ya!
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OK, that's... different. Not bad, but definitely different. How much fucking dill did I put in that, again? And did I get the paprika mixed up with cayenne or something? Holy fuck, that's spicy.
I like it, but it is about as far from a traditional borscht - anyone's traditional borscht - as a beet soup can get. And TIL that it is indeed possible to put far too much dill in a borscht and still make it edible.
EDIT: Fucknuts, that's exactly what I did, I think. The cayenne is out on the counter and the paprika - which I could have sworn I just bought last night - is nowhere to be found. I forgot the smetana, too. This is some bizarro world shit.
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Status: Introduced two Windows 10 computers to the office domain. So far so good.
Also managed to activate Office 2010 on them. What is my life.
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@ScholRLEA said in The Official Status Thread:
Note to self #4: a half pound of browned pork sausage mixed with a diced onion and a half a pound of ground beef is a fuckload to put into any soup, especially one where you usually only have a few ounces of pork fatback in it at most. And oh, yeah, that 3 pounds of chili you were planning on making this weekend, using the same pan and stock pot? Yeah, right, that's going work out just fine. Dumbass.
Uh... that sounds pretty good to me.
I mean, I know nothing about borscht, but you did say any soup.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Status Thread:
@ScholRLEA said in The Official Status Thread:
Note to self #4: a half pound of browned pork sausage mixed with a diced onion and a half a pound of ground beef is a fuckload to put into any soup, especially one where you usually only have a few ounces of pork fatback in it at most. And oh, yeah, that 3 pounds of chili you were planning on making this weekend, using the same pan and stock pot? Yeah, right, that's going work out just fine. Dumbass.
Uh... that sounds pretty good to me.
I mean, I know nothing about borscht, but you did say any soup.
To be fair, it did turn out pretty good, just very different from what I was intending. While there is some serendipity to it, it is still quite odd.
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Status: Glitch 2 after installing Anniversary Update: WiFi adapter froze up. I can detect networks and try to connect, but it always fails. I suspect a pending IRQ_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL soon, so preemptively rebooting while it's safe to do so....
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@ScholRLEA said in The Official Status Thread:
consider whether it will fit in the stock pot, before you end up decocting a third of the soup into two smaller pots. Again, how many times have you made that same mistake and never learned from it?
More times than I can count.
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Status: So I'm watching The Daily Show with Trevor Noah on Comedy Central's website since they don't post most of their videos on YouTube (maybe they haven't figured out how to put ads on them).
It's annoying because every video in the playlist starts halfway off the bottom of my screen and I have to scroll down. But that's not what I'm here to talk about.
100% of the ads I've been getting are for Rogaine.
For future reference, I'm a 22 year old man who looks like this:
OH NO I DOn'T HAVE ENOUGH HAIR APPARENTLY
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@ScholRLEA said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: cleaning up what looks like a literal bloody mess in my kitchen. It isn't one, but it sure looks like it is.
I warned you about spilling soup. Or at least I voiced frustration here.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Office 2010
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Office 2010
We didn't have anything else and didn't have time to requisition more licenses.
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@Tsaukpaetra It does come with a free VPN now so maybe they're switching features rather than adding them.
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Got 75% of the money to put down a deposit on a decent house. Really chuffed.
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I was sick on Wednesday. Seems one of the drugs the doctor gave me have some effect on my eyes, so that I literally cannot keep focus on text more than 5 minutes. After that my eyes will feel tired and the focus blurs. :O
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I wanted to try this Battleborn game since I got it in a bundle but it just started playing an unskippable cartoon video of some sorts with bad music and it's been like 2 minutes I DON'T CARE JUST LET ME PLAY
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@cheong liking in the likes topic?
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Status oh my god why did I sign up to do this thing today I'm going to die from sheer overwork
paging @r10pez10 , @Mafia-Players , and why-isn't-there-a-impossible-mission-group-yet players, I won't be around much today.
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Nationwide Credit card is at -£100 now. Almost totally debt free again ... feeling soo good.
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@Yamikuronue said in The Official Status Thread:
and why-isn't-there-a-impossible-mission-group-yet players, I won't be around much today.
@Impossible-Mission-A
@Impossible-Mission-BOnly you and @Kaelas are in them now. Other players may join the appropriate group. Or you guys can add as appropriate.
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@boomzilla
We all appreciate your great sacrifice to perform admin work.
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:Status: chrome beta for mobile seems to have fucked textarea inputs. Back to a "normal" keyboard now, because the forced slowness allows me to type slowly enough for it to stay mostly in sync with the view.
Even so, it still doesn't leave me with no room to type on my phone.
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Status: According to Microsoft, @apapadimoulis is selling a virus.
Edit: Apparently it's not just Microsoft that gets it wrong:
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Status Thread:
selling a virus.
Stupid installers, acting like viruses and... installing programs onto your PC?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Office 2010
Disagree. Office 2013 is fucking shit cocks.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Office 2010
Disagree. Office 2013 is fucking shit cocks.
Hey! Hey Listen! We have Office 2016 now! It's almost exactly the same as 2013, but more touch-y!
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@ben_lubar Is he doing something like using UPX compression in that installer? Lots of AV systems trigger if they see that.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Office 2010
Disagree. Office 2013 is fucking shit cocks.
Hey! Hey Listen! We have Office 2016 now! It's almost exactly the same as 2013, but more touch-y!
So it's fucking shittier cocks.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Office 2010
Disagree. Office 2013 is fucking shit cocks.
Hey! Hey Listen! We have Office 2016 now! It's almost exactly the same as 2013, but more touch-y!
So it's fucking shittier cocks.
Hey, I don't judge fetishes, I just let people know about them. ;)
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Status: OMG today must be update day. Several multi-thousand-word chapters have been uploaded today.
I don't think I'm going to get through all 35k words tonight...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I don't think I'm going to get through all 35k words tonight...
That's a lot of to do.
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@Lorne-Kates said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I don't think I'm going to get through all 35k words tonight...
That's a lot of to do.
Actually, none of them are of the porn variety. Those get updated daily, but it's been lackluster as of late.
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Filed under: Actually not really trolling. Maybe.
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I think my cat is dead. Found out from a local Facebook group that there was a black cat found dead just up the road from me. Its face has been smashed up so i can't tell for sure but it looks like mine. Now I have to try to get some sleep before the Vets open and I can get a microchip reading
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@Jaloopa Well at least is sounds like a quick death.
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@Jaloopa =(
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@Tsaukpaetra I don't think he suffered, looked pretty instant. I kind of wish I hadn't seen the post until the morning though
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Status I think the screaming stopped, which must mean the pain is reducing, right?
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Status: Oh cool. Windows Defender detected that I hit a scam site...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Windows Defender
detected that I hit a scam siteintentionally corrupted Google Chrome's cache...