βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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@loopback0 "Jeff Atwood Retweeted"...
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@ben_lubar n mod 4 space indentation
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@anotherusername said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar n mod 4 space indentation
Absolute, not cumulative.
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@Zecc I kind of like cumulative in this case because it means that every 3rd and 4th indentation levels are identical.
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@boomzilla That's probably for the airport workers, not the pilots
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@Benjamin-Hall said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla That's probably for the airport workers, not the pilots
That's probably because some regulation says they have to provide braille for every public sign.
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@Zecc said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar n mod 4 space indentation
Absolute, not cumulative.
line number mod 4 plus 1 space indentation
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@boomzilla Does anyone else remember when Wendy's used to cook the burgers when you ordered them instead of microwaving pre-cooked burgers?
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@antiquarian I thought they still did
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@obeselymorbid said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
That's probably because some regulation says they have to provide braille for every public sign.
And that is a sane regulation. I think it helps a blind person find his way around if all the rooms are labeled that way, not just a few someone predicted he may need to go.
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@sockpuppet7 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@obeselymorbid said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
That's probably because some regulation says they have to provide braille for every public sign.
And that is a sane regulation. I think it helps a blind person find his way around if all the rooms are labeled that way, not just a few someone predicted he may need to go.
"Yes, this is not the room I'm searching for!"
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@antiquarian said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla Does anyone else remember when Wendy's used to cook the burgers when you ordered them instead of microwaving pre-cooked burgers?
Yeah, and their beef was always fresh, never frozen. Times changed, didn't they...
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Lighting a fire extinguisher ball while holding it, just for YouTube Internet points:
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@JBert And then doing it two more times.
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@cvi The first time it was a bad idea, the following times it became science!
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@JBert The bloody idiot is wearing glasses but no ear muffs.
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@JBert The bloody idiot is wearing glasses but no ear muffs.
What?
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@PJH said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@JBert The bloody idiot is wearing glasses but no ear muffs.
What?
I don't know why anyone would wear muffs on his butt?
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@PJH said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@JBert The bloody idiot is wearing glasses but no ear muffs.
What?
I don't know why anyone would wear muffs on his butt?
To save Β£35?
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@JBert The bloody idiot is wearing glasses but no ear muffs.
Actually, he did wear ear plugs. Still bloody stupid.
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@anotherusername said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@antiquarian said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla Does anyone else remember when Wendy's used to cook the burgers when you ordered them instead of microwaving pre-cooked burgers?
Yeah, and their beef was always fresh, never frozen. Times changed, didn't they...
Beef doesn't need to be frozen to be kept fresh. There's this thing called a refudgerator that turns it into fudge temporarily.
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A LLVM backend that compiles to Turing machine.
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@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
A LLVM backend that compiles to Turing machine.
Already exists (with actually interesting (academically, at least) uses): https://esolangs.org/wiki/Laconic
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@MZH said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
A LLVM backend that compiles to Turing machine.
Already exists (with actually interesting (academically, at least) uses): https://esolangs.org/wiki/Laconic
There needs to be something like Rule 34 but for CS oddities instead.
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@Cursorkeys said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@MZH said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
A LLVM backend that compiles to Turing machine.
Already exists (with actually interesting (academically, at least) uses): https://esolangs.org/wiki/Laconic
There needs to be something like Rule 34 but for CS oddities instead.
"Whatever bad programming ideas you may have, someone had already done them and worse."
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@Cursorkeys said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@MZH said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
A LLVM backend that compiles to Turing machine.
Already exists (with actually interesting (academically, at least) uses): https://esolangs.org/wiki/Laconic
There needs to be something like Rule 34 but for CS oddities instead.
"If an idea has ever crossed your mind, it is already the basis of someone's Turing complete language."
Paul Graham corollary: "That language already has a cult-like following that declares every other language to be a poor implementation of the One True Way."
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@Cursorkeys
If you find CS oddities pornographic, I'm afraid there's no help for you.
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@izzion said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Cursorkeys
If you find CS oddities pornographic, I'm afraid there's no help for you.Well, there's pornography for people who like spaces and tabs, who knows?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@izzion said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Cursorkeys
If you find CS oddities pornographic, I'm afraid there's no help for you.Well, there's pornography for people who like spaces and tabs, who knows?
I'll put my tab in your space~
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
pornography for people who like space
I guess you have to use your imagination ... but it could work
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@Luhmann said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
pornography for people who like space
I guess you have to use your imagination ... but it could work
You get turned on by elephants with afros now?
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@obeselymorbid said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
You get turned on by elephants with afros now?
as opposed to seals?
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@Luhmann Glad you got the reference.
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@izzion said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Cursorkeys
If you find CS oddities pornographic, I'm afraid there's no help for you.Oh yeah baby, slip off your parentheses and shake those lvalues!
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@obeselymorbid
It never was a seal with an afro though ... that would be ... weird.
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@Luhmann said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
pornography for people who like space
I guess you have to use your imagination ... but it could work
Isn't that what imagination is for? I've known people who orgasm from touching fingers together, surely the cloud is merely more nebulous and surrounding a partner?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I've known people who orgasm from touching fingers together
Do you have hard evidence that such a thing is possible? Because I don't believe it.
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@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
hard evidence
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@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Because I don't believe it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Luhmann said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
pornography for people who like space
I guess you have to use your imagination ... but it could work
Isn't that what imagination is for? I've known people who orgasm from touching fingers together, surely the cloud is merely more nebulous and surrounding a partner?
I'm pretty sure it's just the visible projection in our spacetime of a trans-dimensional being's orgasm.
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@anonymous234 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I've known people who orgasm from touching fingers together
Do you have hard evidence that such a thing is possible? Because I don't believe it.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@izzion said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Cursorkeys
If you find CS oddities pornographic, I'm afraid there's no help for you.Well, there's pornography for people who like spaces and tabs, who knows?
Nobody likes spaces and tabs...you either like one or the other...full stop.