THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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@dkf said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@da-Doctah said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
"Kale - free to a good home"
Fry the kale with a little oil. I like to let it get really quite well done, but mileage varies. It's nice served with steak.
In bacon grease.
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@Karla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@dkf said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@da-Doctah said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
"Kale - free to a good home"
Fry the kale with a little oil. I like to let it get really quite well done, but mileage varies. It's nice served with steak.
In bacon grease.
In a very deep hole, covered with lashings of quicklime.
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@Karla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@dkf said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@da-Doctah said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
"Kale - free to a good home"
Fry the kale with a little oil. I like to let it get really quite well done, but mileage varies. It's nice served with steak.
In bacon grease.
I keep the bacon grease for other things (it's awesome with savoury pancakes) and just use plain old canola oil.
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@Karla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@dkf said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
canola oil.
AKA rapeseed oil.
AFAIK it's always rapeseed oil over here, I've only heard canola used on TV.
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Model found on Thingiverse:
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@boomzilla Reminds me of a certain halloween-themed politician.
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@Captain said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla Reminds me of a certain halloween-themed politician.
Ren or Stimpy?
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@dkf said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Fry the kale with a little oil.
To make sure it slides easily into the bin
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@boomzilla His head looks more like a Stimpy, I suppose.
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@Captain said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla His head looks more like a Stimpy, I suppose.
Sorry, not following.
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@boomzilla Nevermind, I'm triggered by all the STUPID I'm reading on The Hill.
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@Jaloopa said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@dkf said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Fry the kale with a little oil.
To make sure it slides easily into the bin
Alternatively, it makes it a lot easier to set it on fire.
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Bad idea: Assuming you can resize the viewport programmatically.
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@Tsaukpaetra Not much of the original meaning was lost.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Bad idea: Assuming you can resize the viewport programmatically.
The thing is, it can, it just only calls that function on page load.
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
"SHOW MORE" doesn't do anything.
I've disabled and , and I still get this in the JS console:
Then again, maybe the issue isn't here... the link doesn't work either:
@pie_flavor said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra Not much of the original meaning was lost.
Wait, there were more things? I thought that was part of the joke. Or maybe it was,
- ban money
- ban money
- ban money
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@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Wait, there were more things? I thought that was part of the joke. Or maybe it was,
- ban money
- ban money
- ban money
...
You've put more content there than there actually was in the original (except it counted up to 10)…
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@ben_lubar
Bad idea: 1887 pixel tall Onebox.
<iframe src="https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ben/100988324056232412/embed" class="mastodon-embed" style="max-width: 100%; border: 0px; overflow: hidden;" width="400" allow="autoplay 'none'" scrolling="no" height="1887"></iframe>
Also apparently
scrolling="no"
does nothing as it does scroll.
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@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Then again, maybe the issue isn't here... the link doesn't work either:
goddamnit will my server PLEASE stop dying
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@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Then again, maybe the issue isn't here... the link doesn't work either:
goddamnit will my server PLEASE stop dying
I'll fuck it back to life for you, if you want.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@ben_lubar said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Then again, maybe the issue isn't here... the link doesn't work either:
goddamnit will my server PLEASE stop dying
I'll fuck it back to life for you, if you want.
I'm not sure if that's the best body part to hit the reset button with, but... I guess that would work.
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Bad idea: replying to boring spam bots:
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@JBert
Does that make it a worse idea to actualize the bad reply by highlighting it in one of the "major" threads?
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@izzion We do have the Spam category for funny spam messages, so it is not entirely frowned upon.
I've edited my post to read "boring spam bots" as replying to those just results in more cleanup work for the mods without any fun (at least unless we have a "nuke thread" button already).
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@JBert How can you tell it's a boring spam bot post (as opposed to a boring random retard post)?
There is no obvious product being advertised as far as I can tell from your screenshot. Am I missing something?
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@obeselymorbid said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@JBert How can you tell it's a boring spam bot post (as opposed to a boring random retard post)?
There is no obvious product being advertised as far as I can tell from your screenshot. Am I missing something?Oh, that. It bears a striking resemblance to a post from the Coding Help category, including the title.
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@JBert the real question is: who approved that post?
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Of course, the only way I use RHEL is in a console over ssh, but still.
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@boomzilla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Of course, the only way I use RHEL is in a console over ssh, but still.
They just want to make sure you never use RHEL as a desktop
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@boomzilla said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
the only way I use RHEL is in a console over ssh
I genuinely forgot RHEL was even available otherwise.
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@boomzilla "Pruodly presents"
Also: it looks like that picture was digitally censored where the original flyer wasn't. I wonder if there were any complaints that one should "think of the children".
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@boomzilla 15th Dan? In addition to all the other sketchy stuff.
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@anotherusername said in THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@boomzilla "$75 TO PARTICIPATE"
Sure, let me just reach into my...
I'm sure he'll understand if you bring a fanny pack.
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@JBert that'd be more like .
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This is real, BTW.
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@boomzilla I don't get this. What's the bad part?
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@loopback0 There were a lot of kebab donors, yes.
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Now why does "dollar_banknote" render as a bundle of notes?
Inflation. A dollar isn't worth what it used to be worth, so it takes several notes to represent the value intended by the emoji…
Idea: a font that automatically adjusts dollar values in historical texts for inflation.
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There are pen drives with all sorts of looks and shapes.
Idea: a pen drive which is a cube with USB plugs on each face. They all look alike but only one of them works.