The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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They did send him a $50 AirBnB voucher though, apparently.
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Look I found a goblin in 2016 and I thought they were extinct !!
http://img.escapade.co.uk/SALEHIRE/Large/25229g.jpg?2
Seriously, Halloween? who cares about clowns and drunks?
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2005? (Prince William)
2010? (Rich Iott, Congress nominee)
2014? (Aidan Burley, UK MP)
John Cook (actual Climate Nazi):
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actual Climate Nazi
As opposed to... Apologist? Alarmist? Denier? Make it up as they go alongist?
The public are waiting with baited breath...
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My coworker has that sign, only he's modified point three to read "Git out"
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Hmmm?
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No. Just no. These guys need to be corrected. This is simply not the sort of thing you joke about.Please tell me there was an avalanche of people telling them how dangerously ignorant they are.
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The tweet's been deleted, but yes, there was one or two.
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Funny throughout, if a bit long, but I liked this bit specially:
#### Haskell cons: Primarily a CV decoration language. Code is typically written to be admired rather than compiled; this is technically known as the "lazy execution model."
#### Scala pros: Close relationship with Java, and underlying JVM implementation, means it offers all the features of that platform. #### Scala cons: Close relationship with Java, and underlying JVM implementation, means it offers all the features of that platform.
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That's what you get when you follow cartman - all original wholesome content, with zero cheap reposts from reddit and social media.
Admit it, you're the one on the chariot.
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Part 1:
Part 2:
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Interesting story, but why did it have to be screenshots of Twitter texts...
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why did it have to be screenshots of Twitter texts...
Because Joe Craig is maladroit with more than one aspect of modern social practices. Not only does he automatically assume screaming in a parked car can only be from a kidnap victim, he's unable to express himself in 140 characters.
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Because Joe Craig is maladroit with more than one aspect of modern social practices. Not only does he automatically assume screaming in a parked car can only be from a kidnap victim, he's unable to express himself in 140 characters.
You mean, something like...
Heard screaming and banging in boot, opened it to rescue, found couple ■■■■■■■, said I was so sorry, then my hound jumped in boot. Mortified
Sometimes Twitter sucks. I'll take the longer story, thank you.
Now if your complaint is that he wrote the story in "93" parts on Twitter, well...
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"93" parts on Twitter,
Status: Reading book through Twitter. 192,781 parts read of 6,284,992...
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I really did not see that punchline coming.
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TIL Kenny's dad likes to cosplay as Ariel?
I find it interesting that this punchline was added by some other artist at a later point. I believe someone on Imgur pointed it out when I last saw it.
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Finally, a good use for vegetarians!
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No Eggs 鸡蛋含有 lo caksova cu na zasti
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http://www.lamyong.com.au/b6.html
[Ham] comes in three flavors: Original, "Chicken", and "Bacon".
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This is always funny
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I'm so gonna do this first thing on Monday
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I'm so gonna do this first thing on Monday
A rather unfortunate statement after the every sperm is sacred song
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Don't worry love, I'll fit it myself - no need for a carpenter.
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Want to know the odd thing about that bunny picture?
There's two pancakes.
And there's a mouth at the front.
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Should you not first do a
git add -A
, and would it not be more convenient to also add a-m "fire!"
flag to the commit command?... Possibly, you would also want to create a new branch to avoid conflicts when everyone else also pushes at the same time, but by now it is probably quicker to just take your computer under your arm and leg it.
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Actually looks really cute.
Also: Volkswagen.
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love
Awe, it's smiling at you!
No, the real reason it's "upside down" is that Little People live there, and it's easier to see out the door when the windows are on the same level.
Filed under: Not pictured: The other side of the door with the handle relocated
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@DogsB said:
when they see nazis
where do you live? or more accurately, in what century?
Wouldn't it be more impressive to ask, "In what millennia?"
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I like the door better that way.
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The joke is on the idea, not on the commands themselves, but technically you could do (if already working on a branch as you should always do):
- git -a -m "fire!!!"
- git push -u origin MY-BRANCH
- git out
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4. git whoosh
5.
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Suggest crossposting to Bad Ideas ...
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No worse than calling your cat one of these:
- Rape
- Bomb
- C*nt
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I called my last dog "Stay". It went mad.