A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you
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@djls45 said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I like it. Sequel time!
MC Hammer learns to query a database
Yeah, it's properly hallucinogenic.
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@Jaloopa said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Yeah, it's properly hallucinogenic.
Code review time at Microsoft
the version that is deployed at the moment is rather crap at handling things it doesn't like
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@dkf said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
the version that is deployed at the moment is rather crap at handling things it doesn't like
Work begins on Jeff 2.0
Aww, just look at the little fella!
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Aww, just look at the little fella!
Someone was clearly adoring a mirror.
How hard can it be to find the files you don't have in the depot?
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@tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
How hard can it be to find the files you don't have in the depot?
Someone is asking about the readiness to ship any given document for the Library of Congress.
@polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
I just looked back
My own put it in context
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@djls45 said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
@polygeekery said in Quotes Out of Context:
I just looked back
Said just before a new salt pillar was made.
It's a New Year!1
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@tsaukpaetra Said immediately after dropping the
Calendar.Years
table in the database on accident.
I'm trying to remember the magic mojo, but I can't
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@yamikuronue said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I'm trying to remember the magic mojo, but I can't
I see someone's trying to use git.
How do you store that?
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@zecc said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
How do you store that?
Ten thousand gallons of hydrofluoric acid.
We can maybe use a behind the wall idea that is still a small reminisce of what used to be.
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@scarlet_manuka said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mikael_Svahnberg said:
In the bottom picture I think I can see the cleavage
I think my threads got mixed up.
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@zecc said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Last thing Inspirobot generated before it was nuked for insanity.
OMG The server has been running for 42 days? Huh. Guess we better restart it, just to be safe...
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@tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
OMG The server has been running for 42 days? Huh. Guess we better restart it, just to be safe...
Little did they know it was due merely that the janitorial staff was replaced with women with shorter arms who couldn't reach the outlets to plug in their vacuums...
The task, "Send Mary Email that RNs are in Good Shape"? Oh, I put on the date and upload the RNs, then I let Mary know that everything looks good.
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@xaade said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
The task, "Send Mary Email that RNs are in Good Shape"? Oh, I put on the date and upload the RNs, then I let Mary know that everything looks good.
After doing a bit of 'leg work' (hurr hurr), Joe Francis greenlit plans for the shooting schedule of his new project, Registered Nurses Gone Wild.
It gets zero percent better with more context.
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@scholrlea said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
It gets zero percent better with more context.
Regarding an excerpt from a speech given by a radical feminist.
It's like asking someone for their banking information and them sending you their e-banking password!
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@masonwheeler said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
It's like asking someone for their banking information and them sending you their e-banking password!
Said to the scammer as soon as I realized they didn't actually have the capability of reading my data, but instead wanted direct impersonation access. Tru facts.
Why is it Empty? Something did not happen...
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@tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Why is it Empty? Something did not happen...
She said after noticing the condom I threw away.
Dang! That is no fun at all. ***Bright side: Great story for her baby album
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Me, in the office:
I like the ones with the brown bottoms.Realized afterward it'd make a good game of "Guess the context".
Those newfangled ceramic pans just don't cook right on the induction stovetop, so they're selling them off for cheap.
No excuses except being totally swamped. Thank you for noticing.
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@heterodox said in Quotes Out of Context:
Me, in the office:
I like the ones with the brown bottoms.Realized afterward it'd make a good game of "Guess the context".
Candy Corn?
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@tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
No excuses except being totally swamped. Thank you for noticing.
Then again, all of the houses that got hit by the recent hurricanes have just as much mud on the walls.
I need to start this blog post with a disclaimer: you should not be doing this. Hell, I should not be doing this.
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@izzion said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I need to start this blog post with a disclaimer: you should not be doing this. Hell, I should not be doing this.
Drunk-dialing your ex, the right way.
I once kicked a firefighter in the crotch. To be fair, it only happened as the result of a string of bad decisions.
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@heterodox said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Yes indeed!
Last words before she fell into the Pit.
what would be a good pony name for blakeyrat?
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@bb36e said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Atazhaia said:
show off your bits to the world, glowing in all the colors of the rainbow!
Mario was just a bit more energetic one day...
Nice techmoan reference, two objects that have absolutely no practical relation but the hipsters on the internet think is correct usage.
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@kazitor said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I survived the wrath of the admins
Developers Journal entry following discovering a batch script that used the runas command to launch a program at startup as the Domain Administrator account.
That's not what a brush is for!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
That's not what a brush is for!
, barked the sergeant-major, impatiently grabbing the brush from the junior farrier, turning it about the right way, and applying it to the correct part of the horse.
I'm only mildly surprised that Gwyneth isn't involved with this one.
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@Gribnit said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I'm only mildly surprised that Gwyneth isn't involved with this one.
Following her tragic zombification in 2044, Gwyneth Paltrow does not appear in her biopic.
Where are these being forwarded from?
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@kazitor said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
Where are these being forwarded from?
After the Great Purge, a mysterious pseudo-anonymous entity known only as The Archivist has been sending posts from the deleted realms, posts which hail from a differently-toxicated time.
Nobody knows what the purpose of the posts are, but rumor has it, when all the gaps in our collective memories are filled, we will all call out in magnificent cacophony, speaking the words as foretold by The Creator: "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"
And for comparison I have also got another glass of cum that's about a week old.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
And for comparison I have also got another glass of cum that's about a week old.
Starbucks new holiday blend wasn't as well received as they had hoped
No sound came out of the bowl.
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@hungrier said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
No sound came out of the bowl.
The albino crocodilian reptile waited there in the watery darkness, careful and patient, but ready for his most hairy catch yet.
I can show you the pictures. I have them right here.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
I can show you the pictures. I have them right here.
Unfortunately, gay men always have a tough time explaining how their husband gave birth.
just pull it through the wall!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
just pull it through the wall!
Setting up electricity in a new house in Argentina.
not just to open the discussion, but because we've been meaning to talk about it for the last few weeks
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@Mason_Wheeler said in A shiny new Put-It-In-Context Game thread just for you:
not just to open the discussion, but because we've been meaning to talk about it for the last few weeks
The line item "generate line items" was finally addressed in the daily stand-ups.
me too, but i really don't need it, but it's so cute and nice
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
Almost everything @Tsaukpaetra has ever said:
Doesn't need to be that big. Mine is the size of a small loaf of bread and I'm quite satisfied.
Well, with headphones in.
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@Gribnit said in :trollybus: out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra said, faced with the ultimate question of perception vs realitynot a very good quote.
Yeah, two years in and I really wish I would have taken that slightly-less-quality truck for $90/mo instead of the $247/mo one I have at present.
Did the build succeed?