The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(Seriously though, that's way more readable than ALL CAPS.)
Blame the author. I just copy/pasted. My doesn't allow for formatting.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia TheRe ArE WaYs To mAkE iT LooK EvEn WoRsE!
DoN'tGeTmEsTaRtEd!
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Really. Y'all know where that's gonna lead, and it ain't a pretty place. Pink ponies and shit. Nope, don't go there.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My doesn't allow for formatting.
That's the only valid excuse
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Really. Y'all know where that's gonna lead, and it ain't a pretty place. Pink ponies and shit. Nope, don't go there.
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@LaoC That sounds like one of those gag names that people try to have paged over a PA system. "Tiny Kox please come to the customer service desk."
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sure this was funny before the m1 came out.
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@Carnage I'd have expected apple cider.
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That was the best comedy: according to Tech Twitter, Macs are the “best” for development.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That was the best comedy: according to Tech Twitter, Macs are the “best” for development.
My experience with using a Mac for development was just never ending frustration over all the shit that just did not work, or required so much fiddling that Minix started to look like a good idea. It's like someone saw Linux and decided to reimplement the fiddly bits poorly.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's like someone saw Linux and decided to reimplement the fiddly bits poorly.
I dunno what else you'd expect from BSD.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's like someone saw Linux and decided to reimplement the fiddly bits poorly.
I dunno what else you'd expect from BSD.
I do like BSD, but the lack of software is a bit annoying.
I did actually try doing dev on bsd once, but had to stop after some important piece of software just wasn't available.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
Nothing never sounded so appealing.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
For web developers though?
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
Instead you waste all your time updating XCode and fixing homebrew. What's not to like?
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Anyway, this is the funny stuff thread:
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
For web developers though?
Of course. You only want your offering to work on iOS, instead of all those nasty obsolete "interoperable" systems, don't you?
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My experience with using a Mac for development was just never ending frustration over all the shit that just did not work
I found it to be no problem once I installed MacPorts, but that wasn't on one of the ARM-based Macs.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
For web developers though?
Of course. You only want your offering to work on iOS, instead of all those nasty obsolete "interoperable" systems, don't you?
My customers don’t have MacBooks so I have to slum it and check compatibility in Chrome.
In fact I don’t even have Xcode installed on the work Mac, and my home machine is a Windows 10 laptop uninfected with the MadOS nonsense.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Macs are the “best” for development.
They are: you don't waste time ing about development tools. It's XCode or nothing.
I don't think I've ever actually opened xcode on my current Mac. Sure, I need it installed so it can compile stuff for brew, but other than that I don't touch it.
VSCode or nothing.
I do miss SSMS, TextPad and KeePass, so I run parallels for those.
And still running MacOS and a full blown windows 11 at the same time is somehow still faster than any windows laptop I've tried. Even chrome manages somehow not to eat all the memory with tabs.
Now like I said, before the m1, the joke made more sense. I've hated on Macs ever since I bought one of those Motorola based ones and when it froze and the power key did nothing and the battery was not removable, I decided that it was built for iDiots by iDiots and shuned them for about 10 years. M1 changed all that. Not only did I switch my work machine to an M1 max, I bought one for myself, and I'm one of the most vocal proponents of having others switch over. I can't tell you how many users I've had recently where Docker just refuses to work on Windows. Shit's really gone downhill since they went all commercial and forced everyone to have a license. On a Mac it mostly "just works" oh and "Oh my zsh" with the history plug-in is amazing. Now sure, powershell has some powerful features for both of the people who know how to use them, but for the rest of us it's zshell vs command prompt and guess which one wins? And I don't have to wait 3 seconds every time I type in a command like in "powershell". Oh and parallels has a mode where the apps are integrated so you barely know you're running a windows app. It's a bit glitchy, but again "mostly works".
Now I don't do any Visual Studio or .net development, so I can't comment on how good that is, but everything I've thrown at it, it's miles ahead of any windows laptop I've tried. Oh and did I mention that the fan almost never comes on? Only when I'm running some heavy multithreaded workloads. And the battery lasts forever. I can work a full day without charging. I should go buy some apple cider and maybe some Apple stock.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's XCode or nothing.
I've chosen nothing a while ago.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin At Least It Wasn't Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every Word.
(Seriously though, that's way more readable than ALL CAPS.)
They had to yell to tell the joke over the noise of the plane's engines.
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@Carnage said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My experience with using a Mac for development was just never ending frustration over all the shit that just did not work, or required so much fiddling
So, just like any other system?
Filed under: read other threads for demonstration.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That was the best comedy: according to Tech Twitter, Macs are the “best” for development.
If you go to a coffee shop and take out your MS Surface, they'll politely (or not so politely) tell you to leave
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@boomzilla Wehn deed that awthografic rifoam happen? It loogs grate! Espeshally too an owl fart like me hoo is waring a beld unyun !
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
an owl fart like me hoo
I think he mean
oal phart
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
an owl fart like me hoo
I think he mean
oal phart
Filed under: phoal art
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
an owl fart like me hoo
I think he mean
oal phart
Filed under: phoal art
Hey hey hey, I ain't no colt-cuddler!
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@boomzilla my kids school is starting some UFLI program and they were telling me how "buy" and "guy" are considered heart words, aka you need to know them by heart as they are irregular. They don't seem so irregular to me, but I guess the regular way would be "bi" and "gi"
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla my kids school is starting some UFLI program and they were telling me how "buy" and "guy" are considered heart words, aka you need to know them by heart as they are irregular. They don't seem so irregular to me, but I guess the regular way would be "bi" and "gi"
With the latter pronounce "jee"? At least Spanish has a formal rule that you put a U between the G and the front vowel to signify that the G is hard. And that you put an umlaut on the U to further indicate when the U is actually pronounced in its own right. English, however, doesn't like diacrits so you just have to know stuff like that.
Consider: "woman" -> "women" You make the plural not by adding an S at the end, but by changing the internal A to an E. In writing. But in pronunciation, that vowel remains the same (a schwa) and it's the other vowel, the one that is written the same as in the singular, that changes its pronunciation instead.
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla my kids school is starting some UFLI program and they were telling me how "buy" and "guy" are considered heart words, aka you need to know them by heart as they are irregular.
"Buy" is the standard example of an irregular verb (because -ought). But I can't think of anything irregular about "guy". "Y" is considered a consonant in English, right?
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla my kids school is starting some UFLI program and they were telling me how "buy" and "guy" are considered heart words, aka you need to know them by heart as they are irregular.
"Buy" is the standard example of an irregular verb (because -ought). But I can't think of anything irregular about "guy". "Y" is considered a consonant in English, right?
Except for when it’s not.
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But anyways, funny stuff!
Always check and sanitize user input!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
an owl fart like me hoo
I think he mean
oal phart
Filed under: phoal art
Hey hey hey, I ain't no colt-cuddler!
I think "fillystine" is what it's called.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
an owl fart like me hoo
I think he mean
oal phart
Filed under: phoal art
Hey hey hey, I ain't no colt-cuddler!
I think "fillystine" is what it's called.
Filly-fooler, and I'm not female.
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@Gustav said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Buy" is the standard example of an irregular verb (because -ought). But I can't think of anything irregular about "guy".
"Guy" is obviously an irregular verb. "I guy, I gought."