The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah 32 year-old peas? I'm not sure even @Tsaukpaetra would eat those.
Meh. I'd just call it a spice.
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It's funny because it's true.
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My new keyboard has arrived.
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Welcome, time-traveling @obeselymorbid from 2023. Can you give us some insight if this year ever gets any better?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My new keyboard has arrived.
They could have done something more useful than adding two U keys
But, I feel like you're just going to mash all those buttons for me...
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
time-traveling @obeselymorbid from 2023. Can you give us some insight if this year ever gets any better?
The whole 2020 was actually pretty good. It might be hard for normal people but I and my sad boring life haven't had a single inconvenience because of the pandemic rules.
Actually the traffic was great in March and April when all the people stayed home, so overall I rate coronavirus slightly positively
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
time-traveling @obeselymorbid from 2023. Can you give us some insight if this year ever gets any better?
The whole 2020 was actually pretty good. It might be hard for normal people but I and my sad boring life haven't had a single inconvenience because of the pandemic rules.
Actually the traffic was great in March and April when all the people stayed home, so overall I rate coronavirus slightly positivelyYeah, getting around town was so much easier at the height of the lockdown.
Upon the whole, the year sucks donkey balls, though.
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@GOG said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
time-traveling @obeselymorbid from 2023. Can you give us some insight if this year ever gets any better?
The whole 2020 was actually pretty good. It might be hard for normal people but I and my sad boring life haven't had a single inconvenience because of the pandemic rules.
Actually the traffic was great in March and April when all the people stayed home, so overall I rate coronavirus slightly positivelyYeah, getting around town was so much easier at the height of the lockdown.
And more people were ordering food delivered than after the lockdowns were eased and they could pick it up themselves. The strictest period was great for us "essential services" people.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
two U keys
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@Mason_Wheeler bad things that happened in 2020 so far:
- Coronavirus.
- Global economic crisis.
- CP2077 delayed.
Murder hornets.- Riots in USA.
- Riots in Hongkong.
- Riots in France because why the fuck not.
- Climate change debate getting even weirder after shutting down everything didn't do jack shit to CO2 levels.
- Democracy in Poland is in danger.
- Everyone hates everyone for everything and they're getting violent.
- People repost memes faster than ever. Yours is from April IIRC.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
two U keys
Well, at least the movie clip did it right.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've been holding onto this for 32 years, ever since it appeared in a local free newspaper:
One question: were they whorled?
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Bob Hope infects his television audience with the Colonna virus:
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've been holding onto this for 32 years, ever since it appeared in a local free newspaper:
One question: were they whorled?
What does it matter, who led them?
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I didn't know @boomzilla was an Aussie!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've been holding onto this for 32 years, ever since it appeared in a local free newspaper:
One question: were they whorled?
What does it matter, who led them?
I was just curious whether they were whorled peas, or even if they were whirled.
(The R is not a typo.)
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@DoctorJones That was far more cordial than I was expecting!
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Why don't they just make shoes that gum won't stick to?
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Considering the current stay at home policies:
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@topspin
Really, all you need is a subscription to YouTube RedLightDistrict
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why don't they just make shoes that gum won't stick to?
They do. Problem is they slide off everything else too. Every time I wear them I end up slipping and falling on my ass.
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@topspin Don't take the Harvard. It's really not good value for your money anymore.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why don't they just make shoes that gum won't stick to?
They do. Problem is they slide off everything else too. Every time I wear them I end up slipping and falling on my ass.
This reminds me of this one friend back in university. He decided to extend the life of his shoes by covering the (worn-through) soles with some sort of rubber-y substance.
I didn't ask exactly what it was, unfortunately. I only remember that it was blue. And that he hadn't formed any kind of pattern on it.
But this was the same friend that cycled to school in the dead of winter, so he must have had a very good sense of balance by that point.
...And no, his bicycle didn't have winter tyres either.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Don't take the Harvard. It's really not good value for your money anymore.
Yeah, as a graduate from pornhub university myself... wait...
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin Don't take the Harvard. It's really not good value for your money anymore.
Yeah, as a graduate from pornhub university myself... wait...
I snagged a lifetime membership last black friday.
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@dcon Yikes. Also, don't trust the upload button to embed shit:
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, don't trust the upload button to embed shit
That was a bit of a surprise... But then I don't think I've posted a video before.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You always get up either as many times as you fell down, or exactly one less. In the long run it doesn't matter which you count, the effect will be the same.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dcon Yikes. Also, don't trust the upload button to embed shit:
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You always get up either as many times as you fell down, or exactly one less. In the long run it doesn't matter which you count, the effect will be the same.
When you're really fucking drunk, you can lie flat on the ground and fall over to the other side of your body. In those cases, you'd not specifically fall down, but fall over more than you got up.
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I define attempting to stand as falling back upwards, and standing as continuously falling forward, but failing to do so. I shall happily remain where I am.
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@Applied-Mediocrity Reminds me of the trick to flying, according to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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@Vault_Dweller That's basically how satellites work.
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@Zecc And they fly. QED.