The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lawful Evil.
Chaotic good.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Lawful Evil.
Chaotic good.
Efficient Snacker
... What?
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@JBert depends on how you measure efficiency. He only gets 25% of snack time with the same supplies.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
status: one day it will just be free-form text...
I'm just wondering what fantastical colours your dog must be to have a hope of making that a meaningful security question...
Octarine
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
status: one day it will just be free-form text...
I'm just wondering what fantastical colours your dog must be to have a hope of making that a meaningful security question...
I had a pet chameleon. What the hell do I put down?
Camouflage
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I had a pet chameleon. What the hell do I put down?
Camouflage
That option could not be found.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mine weren't.
Maybe they've had good board games!
I've had a game night the other day with some friends. We've stayed up until 6AM playing Terraforming Mars.
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@Benjamin-Hall Now we know where Chucky was embodied next.
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@dcon I don't kinka-shame...
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...and if someone accidentally uses a filter that turns them into a potato, best not to mention it at all.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...and if someone accidentally uses a filter that turns them into a potato, best not to mention it at all.
Meanwhile, at my work, they today sent around links to official company-approved zoom virtual meeting backgrounds. Which as I understand it need a proper green screen setup to work reliably.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
official company-approved zoom virtual meeting backgrounds
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia:
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
but it's no flying scorpion or whatever's in there now
Wat.
This (adjusted for current thread):
Um, yeah, that modification didn't help. It actually made it worse...
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Article itself not funny, but the onebox...
I’m sure your isolation itinerary is already packed with convoluted Ottolenghi recipes, new TV shows and some bookmarked videos teaching you how to finger
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And if you want to hear her lovely voice sing any song, just go here:
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if you want to hear her lovely voice sing
Nope thread is
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In NL, when government measures force keeping the chickens in the coop, it is permissible to keep selling the eggs as free-range for, IIRC, 3 months.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
official company-approved zoom virtual meeting backgrounds
Meanwhile in Soviet Russia:
Not sure what that has to do with Russia, but that looks a whole lot like the pattern to a carpet my grandparents had when I was a kid, except theirs was grayscale.
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(Pictures taken before lockdown before anyone tries to spoil it.)
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@error said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
2 cups? TRWTF is a mom who can't cook rice.
Insufficient information to determine the ratio. Or is this a jab at imperial measurements?
It's not about the ratio. The first¹ step in cooking rice is heating up a spoon of butter or oil (I suppose original recipe would use ghee).
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall oh, okay. If you just pour rice into water, it might work. I'm used to rice packed in perforated plastic bags - it has to fully submerge in water, and no way it's gonna do that in just 2 cups.
Those never worked for me. You can't fry them with spices² first.
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
There are many ways to cook a rice.
Indeed
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what that has to do with Russia
Russian homes often have carpets on the walls
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what that has to do with Russia
Russian homes often have carpets on the walls
Can confirm, my childhood home in ex-USSR had one on the wall in every room (and some less fancy ones on the floor too).
I can't really understand it but the rationale as it was explained to me is:- there wasn't a lot you can customize in your apartment because furniture and appliances are all standardized.
- a good rug is somewhat pricey and can show that you can afford things beyond mere necessities.
- once you acquire that good rug, you wouldn't want to stomp it with your feet, would you?
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@obeselymorbid and it also acts as insulation for both sound and heat (the Soviet era apartments I lived in were rather leaky that way).
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall oh, okay. If you just pour rice into water, it might work. I'm used to rice packed in perforated plastic bags - it has to fully submerge in water, and no way it's gonna do that in just 2 cups.
TRWTF is cooking that shit and calling it "rice".
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Caption: I made some masks.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And if you want to hear her lovely voice sing any song, just go here:
The Legendary Stardust Cowboy did it better.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Not sure what that has to do with Russia
Russian homes often have carpets on the walls
So, no matter which way you turn, someone is always looking down on someone?
Yep, sounds like Russia.
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For those that don't know the reference, here is the relevant clip from the Warriors movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q
I'm so ageing myself.
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https://www.facebook.com/blanningruby.egan/videos/1861199187346872/
Can someone please fix Facebook video oneboxing?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can someone please fix Facebook video oneboxing?
Probably not.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
fix Facebook video oneboxing?
Not until assholes stop making video in portrait mode.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can someone please fix Facebook video oneboxing?
If you allow third-party trackers and cookies from facebook, then the video will appear.
But, like @Tsaukpaetra alluded, it won't be resized to fit the autobox container properly.